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Alex: Say one bad thing I’ve done

Will: In chronological order or alphabetical??

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Will: It’s not illegal

Police officer who is looking at Wills car filled with Belle Delphine merch: but there’s just... so much.

Will: but it’s not illegal

Police officer: ...

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James: jeez, Will do you care about anything

Will: Is it Belle Delphine related

James: No

Will: then no

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James: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

James, playing monopoly: Sorry if you wanted to win. You should try not being poor next time.

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Alex: I sort of did something stupid and I need your advice but I don't want any judgement or criticism.

Will: And you came to me?

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Alex: Whats an orgasm?

James: WHERE DID YOU HEAR-

George: it’s where you fold paper into little birds and stuff

Will: No that’s oregano you idiot

James: *disappointed Sigh*

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Alex: look, I promised Will we wouldn’t do anything stupid

George: Why would you lie to him like that!

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James: Alex has been trying to convince me that 'Gwen' is short for 'Gwenjamin' for the past thirty minutes and I'm three seconds away from snapping his neck.

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Alex: I hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

Alex: "what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

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Fraser: Snakes have this thing called a hemipenis. It means they have two dicks.

Alex: Will has two dicks

Alex: One in his pants, and one in his personality

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George: Yeeted.

Will: Yote

George: yeeted!!

Will: James please tell George it’s Yote

James: I just wanna know who threw Alex out the window

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A speaker at a youtube convention: "And you need to have real conversations, not "My views went down 20% this month. “yeah mine too.” That's not a conversation! That's just mutual depression!"