Perry White

Editor in Chief at the Daily Planet Dc rp/ask blog Mun is 23

[the-editor-in-chief]

EGG.🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

… what in the world do you think I’m gonna do with all these??

[the-editor-in-chief]

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crab loss. :)

wtf

GET THESE CRABS OUT OF MY OFFICE

[the-editor-in-chief]

Have a rock, because you, well, rock.

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.. I guess I can use it as a paper weight. Thanks.

[the-editor-in-chief]

CURSE OF THE OCEAN 🌊🌊🌊🌊🦞🦞🦞🦞🪸🪸🪸🪸🐚🐚🐚🐚🐠🐠🐠🐠🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️⛴️⛴️⛴️⛴️🚢🚢🚢🚢🦈🦈🦈🦈🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐡🐡🐡🐡🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️🏄‍♂️

what the fuck..

[the-editor-in-chief]

Im breaking into your home, what's in the fridge. I'm hungry

I'm calling the police.

[the-editor-in-chief]

What up chief

What’s up is this paper doesn’t print itself. You got somethin’ worth my time, or are you here to loiter?

[quite-a-luthor]

Annoy you is more the idea.

[the-editor-in-chief]

Scram kid, the news room is no place for- … wait a minute, what’s your name?

[quite-a-luthor]

I think I'm educated enough to be where I want..

Zaphron?

Zaphron Luthor? Uhhh?? Why?

[the-editor-in-chief]

What kind of name is Zaph- wait. Did you say Luthor?!

*Perry pulls out a pen and scribbles a note down on a notepad.*

Good god, you’re his spittin’ image too. Who’s your mother?

[the-editor-in-chief]

What up chief

What’s up is this paper doesn’t print itself. You got somethin’ worth my time, or are you here to loiter?

[quite-a-luthor]

Annoy you is more the idea.

[the-editor-in-chief]

Scram kid, the news room is no place for- … wait a minute, what’s your name?

[the-editor-in-chief]

Where the hell did Kent go? 🤨

[the-editor-in-chief]

What up chief

What’s up is this paper doesn’t print itself. You got somethin’ worth my time, or are you here to loiter?