Z̸̧̧̨̨̛̫̘̹͇̙̣̜͈̖̙͍̺͕͇͍͙̪̘̟̭̼̥̓͜͜

Eldritch being from the darkness, Agender, Aroace, It/Its, They/Them, Multiple Personalities? Tall, slender, cloaked in shadow, big black wizard hat with green webbed designs and a black trench coat with green trimmings

[the-eldritch-one]

Interesting…

This island shall suffice.

[the-eldritch-one]

im going to-

ope sorry wrong eldritch being

…

*Uninterested*

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

for the past little bit I've been trying to learn biomancy and it's not going well. Mostly due to me being a warlock and not knowing how to multiclass

[the-eldritch-one]

I can teach you biomancy…

If you can offer something in exchange…

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

what?

[the-eldritch-one]

Well… based on your seeming title, it may not be possible for our deal to take place, however I might make an exception for you.

Who is your current patron?

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

@aroace-wizard god of time, lies, and stories

[the-eldritch-one]

Oh…

Them…

Well… *green runic symbols begin flashing in the air around you as a black-cloaked figure appears, its form hidden under its shadows*

*It offers its hand to shake*

Let’s make a deal.

You tell me all you know of your patron, and I give you the power of biomancy.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

only if you tell me what you're going to use that information for (and I find it acceptable)

[the-eldritch-one]

However I find it useful to my plans.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

and those plans are?

[the-eldritch-one]

Varied.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

do you have any specifics you could tell me?

[the-eldritch-one]

Maybe.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

tell me a few specifics or I won't accept.

[the-eldritch-one]

Why should I tell you, a mortal, anything of my plans? I much prefer to keep my secrets, rather than give them out to a nobody like you.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

because then I won't take your deal. Clearly the information I have would be relevant to your plans. You might think you control the negotiation here but you don't. I don't need you to teach me biomancy. It would just speed things up. So either give me specifics about the plan, or I'll just not take the deal. Simple as that

[the-eldritch-one]

Goodbye then, mortal.

You’ll regret not taking this deal.

*It disappears into the shadows*

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

for the past little bit I've been trying to learn biomancy and it's not going well. Mostly due to me being a warlock and not knowing how to multiclass

[the-eldritch-one]

I can teach you biomancy…

If you can offer something in exchange…

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

what?

[the-eldritch-one]

Well… based on your seeming title, it may not be possible for our deal to take place, however I might make an exception for you.

Who is your current patron?

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

@aroace-wizard god of time, lies, and stories

[the-eldritch-one]

Oh…

Them…

Well… *green runic symbols begin flashing in the air around you as a black-cloaked figure appears, its form hidden under its shadows*

*It offers its hand to shake*

Let’s make a deal.

You tell me all you know of your patron, and I give you the power of biomancy.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

only if you tell me what you're going to use that information for (and I find it acceptable)

[the-eldritch-one]

However I find it useful to my plans.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

and those plans are?

[the-eldritch-one]

Varied.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

do you have any specifics you could tell me?

[the-eldritch-one]

Maybe.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

tell me a few specifics or I won't accept.

[the-eldritch-one]

Why should I tell you, a mortal, anything of my plans? I much prefer to keep my secrets, rather than give them out to a nobody like you.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

for the past little bit I've been trying to learn biomancy and it's not going well. Mostly due to me being a warlock and not knowing how to multiclass

[the-eldritch-one]

I can teach you biomancy…

If you can offer something in exchange…

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

what?

[the-eldritch-one]

Well… based on your seeming title, it may not be possible for our deal to take place, however I might make an exception for you.

Who is your current patron?

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

@aroace-wizard god of time, lies, and stories

[the-eldritch-one]

Oh…

Them…

Well… *green runic symbols begin flashing in the air around you as a black-cloaked figure appears, its form hidden under its shadows*

*It offers its hand to shake*

Let’s make a deal.

You tell me all you know of your patron, and I give you the power of biomancy.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

only if you tell me what you're going to use that information for (and I find it acceptable)

[the-eldritch-one]

However I find it useful to my plans.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

and those plans are?

[the-eldritch-one]

Varied.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

do you have any specifics you could tell me?

[the-eldritch-one]

Maybe.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

for the past little bit I've been trying to learn biomancy and it's not going well. Mostly due to me being a warlock and not knowing how to multiclass

[the-eldritch-one]

I can teach you biomancy…

If you can offer something in exchange…

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

what?

[the-eldritch-one]

Well… based on your seeming title, it may not be possible for our deal to take place, however I might make an exception for you.

Who is your current patron?

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

@aroace-wizard god of time, lies, and stories

[the-eldritch-one]

Oh…

Them…

Well… *green runic symbols begin flashing in the air around you as a black-cloaked figure appears, its form hidden under its shadows*

*It offers its hand to shake*

Let’s make a deal.

You tell me all you know of your patron, and I give you the power of biomancy.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

only if you tell me what you're going to use that information for (and I find it acceptable)

[the-eldritch-one]

However I find it useful to my plans.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

and those plans are?

[the-eldritch-one]

Varied.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

for the past little bit I've been trying to learn biomancy and it's not going well. Mostly due to me being a warlock and not knowing how to multiclass

[the-eldritch-one]

I can teach you biomancy…

If you can offer something in exchange…

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

what?

[the-eldritch-one]

Well… based on your seeming title, it may not be possible for our deal to take place, however I might make an exception for you.

Who is your current patron?

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

@aroace-wizard god of time, lies, and stories

[the-eldritch-one]

Oh…

Them…

Well… *green runic symbols begin flashing in the air around you as a black-cloaked figure appears, its form hidden under its shadows*

*It offers its hand to shake*

Let’s make a deal.

You tell me all you know of your patron, and I give you the power of biomancy.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

only if you tell me what you're going to use that information for (and I find it acceptable)

[the-eldritch-one]

However I find it useful to my plans.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

for the past little bit I've been trying to learn biomancy and it's not going well. Mostly due to me being a warlock and not knowing how to multiclass

[the-eldritch-one]

I can teach you biomancy…

If you can offer something in exchange…

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

what?

[the-eldritch-one]

Well… based on your seeming title, it may not be possible for our deal to take place, however I might make an exception for you.

Who is your current patron?

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

@aroace-wizard god of time, lies, and stories

[the-eldritch-one]

Oh…

Them…

Well… *green runic symbols begin flashing in the air around you as a black-cloaked figure appears, its form hidden under its shadows*

*It offers its hand to shake*

Let’s make a deal.

You tell me all you know of your patron, and I give you the power of biomancy.

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

for the past little bit I've been trying to learn biomancy and it's not going well. Mostly due to me being a warlock and not knowing how to multiclass

[the-eldritch-one]

I can teach you biomancy…

If you can offer something in exchange…

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

what?

[the-eldritch-one]

Well… based on your seeming title, it may not be possible for our deal to take place, however I might make an exception for you.

Who is your current patron?

[vex-the-warlock-hand-familiar]

for the past little bit I've been trying to learn biomancy and it's not going well. Mostly due to me being a warlock and not knowing how to multiclass

[the-eldritch-one]

I can teach you biomancy…

If you can offer something in exchange…

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Looking for God (or any divine being)!

Hello Divine residents of wizard island island, I am looking for a deity to serve as a paladin under. If you think you'd be the right god for me please come see me!

Some requirements:

No evil aligned gods

Must respect my free will

No experimenting on me

Must be kind to me

Must help me in times of need

No treating me like an object to serve your whims

These are just general rules I'll definitely have more specific questions as I get to know you.

Reasons why you might want to consider letting me be your paladin:

Unwaveringly loyal

Will do almost anything you ask

Decently powerful

Is set on trying to do what's right

Would help spread your name or build a temple if you requested.

[the-eldritch-one]

Hmmm…

Hello there…

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Ummm hi! Who are you?

[the-eldritch-one]

I prefer not to have a name. If you must, you may refer to me as Ø̴̛͇̺͒͌̿͊͌̎̓͐̈́̑̓̿̂͒̀̔̏̈̈́̿̀͒̓̒̃̒̈́̓̽̓̑̿̃̌̅̈̆̅̈͐̓̾̚͘͝ð̵̢̛̛̱̗͕̬̲̖͕̣̝̗̹͍̘͙̱͎͔̥͖̙͋̀͗͛̀̀͗͂̐̈́́̀̂̍͗́̿͘̚͜͝ͅŵ̵̧̡̢̡̛̮͈̳̗̪̙̼̥̠̼̘̝̼̼̟͙̠͎͖̹̙̳͕̹̗͍͈͉̝̲̼̳̩̠̖͉̬̬̠͚̘͛́͋͛̂̾̐͒̒̊͆̅̅̂̏̋̈̌̊̔̀̿̀̅̏́̐͆̿͐̓͋̆̍̓̈̑͘̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝þ̴̧̧̧̡̤͇͕̲̲͕̟̹̳̻̘̹̭͉̼͎͕͖͎̞̺̘̲͇̫͇͎̙̥̳̠̹͍̘̞̮͆͛̈͊́̈̉̑̏̓̈͌̉̄͑̇͐̍̊̋̓͛̏̐͐̓͐͊̈͒̊̾͌̓͛͋͒̊͗̅̽̆͗̚͘̕͝͝ͅj̸̡̡̢̢̢̨̛͖̲̞͓̜̺̦̰͇̻̙̻̼̣̜͈̗̜̯̪͕̪̯̜̮͎̭͕̖̝̙͇͉͓͉̮̲̀̉͐̆̉̍̌̎̒̀͆̈͗̆̍͗̒͂͛͆͂̅̽̏́̎̍́͐̎̈́̒̑̓̆̈́̋̽̒̈́͘̚͠͝͠͝͠ß̵̢̧̨̡̡̮̠̹̠̦̩͇̦̮̬͓̩̞̩̻̳̥̺̘͈͈̤͕̲̜̝̼̗͙̱̣̍̋̌͂̈́̌̎̐́̏̓̈́̾͒̌̃̑͌̐̄́̒̃́̽̎̀̆̒̔͐́͛͑͆̒͆͑̕͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ħ̵̡̢̢̛̪͎̫̙̗̫̠͎̠̦̲͙̯̖̳̬̫̻̰̰̰̮̼͈͈̜͚̤̤̞͕̹̳̠̗̗͓͙͒̇͊̅́̊̿͒̅̋̅͑̌͊̈́͌͒̊͒̆̀͑̒̂͊͑́͒̅̒̽͆̂̓̍͘͘͘̕̚̚͜͝͝ͅř̴̨̛̦̝̖̤̫̝͓͎͇͚̱͂̋̃̆̈́̈̂̋̆̀̿̄̾̇̄͂͂̑̎̋͌̎͂͂̊̃́̄́͛̒̓̀̆͊̏͑̕̕͠͝ͅț̵̡̨̨̡̛̖͎̮̬̝̮͕̪̗̱̻̲̟̙͙̠̹̠̠̝͍́͛͗̆̇̂̀̊͐̈́̃̎̓̓̑̌̽̇͑̐͒̌̅̋̊̒̎͘͝͠͠ŷ̸̢̧̢̨̢̛̛̛͚̤̮̭̥͎̝̤̰͍̻͕̙͉̣͔̙̹̣͇̱͔͉̝̺̩̖͍͚̮͔͔̯͙̹̺̺͉͇̺͖̆͊̔͂́͂̄̈͌̔͛͗͊̉̓͛̉͆̈̐̽̽̊͆̃͗̏͛̈̐̈́̎̈͐͛͛̑͑̕͘̕͝͝͝͠͠ÿ̵̨̡̛͕̦̦͚̺̙̹̗̣̭̥̯̟̭͎̯͉̠͕̦̗̬͚̗̫͕̺̝̈́̊̈̏̉̈̈́̈̀̉͌̿̇́͗́͛͗̓̾̓̀̑̍̄̔̾̄͌̇̚̚̕̕͘͝ͅ

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Hmm I don't believe I can pronounce that.. I'll leave you nameless then.

[the-eldritch-one]

*It reveals a form to you; a robed figure cloaked in shadow, an ominous green aura surround it as Eldritch symbols appear on the surfaces nearby*

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

What's your domain?

[the-eldritch-one]

Shadow, ambition, and secrets.

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Hmm... And what's your alignment?

[the-eldritch-one]

Lawful.

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Lawful what?

[the-eldritch-one]

Neutral.

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Looking for God (or any divine being)!

Hello Divine residents of wizard island island, I am looking for a deity to serve as a paladin under. If you think you'd be the right god for me please come see me!

Some requirements:

No evil aligned gods

Must respect my free will

No experimenting on me

Must be kind to me

Must help me in times of need

No treating me like an object to serve your whims

These are just general rules I'll definitely have more specific questions as I get to know you.

Reasons why you might want to consider letting me be your paladin:

Unwaveringly loyal

Will do almost anything you ask

Decently powerful

Is set on trying to do what's right

Would help spread your name or build a temple if you requested.

[the-eldritch-one]

Hmmm…

Hello there…

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Ummm hi! Who are you?

[the-eldritch-one]

I prefer not to have a name. If you must, you may refer to me as Ø̴̛͇̺͒͌̿͊͌̎̓͐̈́̑̓̿̂͒̀̔̏̈̈́̿̀͒̓̒̃̒̈́̓̽̓̑̿̃̌̅̈̆̅̈͐̓̾̚͘͝ð̵̢̛̛̱̗͕̬̲̖͕̣̝̗̹͍̘͙̱͎͔̥͖̙͋̀͗͛̀̀͗͂̐̈́́̀̂̍͗́̿͘̚͜͝ͅŵ̵̧̡̢̡̛̮͈̳̗̪̙̼̥̠̼̘̝̼̼̟͙̠͎͖̹̙̳͕̹̗͍͈͉̝̲̼̳̩̠̖͉̬̬̠͚̘͛́͋͛̂̾̐͒̒̊͆̅̅̂̏̋̈̌̊̔̀̿̀̅̏́̐͆̿͐̓͋̆̍̓̈̑͘̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝þ̴̧̧̧̡̤͇͕̲̲͕̟̹̳̻̘̹̭͉̼͎͕͖͎̞̺̘̲͇̫͇͎̙̥̳̠̹͍̘̞̮͆͛̈͊́̈̉̑̏̓̈͌̉̄͑̇͐̍̊̋̓͛̏̐͐̓͐͊̈͒̊̾͌̓͛͋͒̊͗̅̽̆͗̚͘̕͝͝ͅj̸̡̡̢̢̢̨̛͖̲̞͓̜̺̦̰͇̻̙̻̼̣̜͈̗̜̯̪͕̪̯̜̮͎̭͕̖̝̙͇͉͓͉̮̲̀̉͐̆̉̍̌̎̒̀͆̈͗̆̍͗̒͂͛͆͂̅̽̏́̎̍́͐̎̈́̒̑̓̆̈́̋̽̒̈́͘̚͠͝͠͝͠ß̵̢̧̨̡̡̮̠̹̠̦̩͇̦̮̬͓̩̞̩̻̳̥̺̘͈͈̤͕̲̜̝̼̗͙̱̣̍̋̌͂̈́̌̎̐́̏̓̈́̾͒̌̃̑͌̐̄́̒̃́̽̎̀̆̒̔͐́͛͑͆̒͆͑̕͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ħ̵̡̢̢̛̪͎̫̙̗̫̠͎̠̦̲͙̯̖̳̬̫̻̰̰̰̮̼͈͈̜͚̤̤̞͕̹̳̠̗̗͓͙͒̇͊̅́̊̿͒̅̋̅͑̌͊̈́͌͒̊͒̆̀͑̒̂͊͑́͒̅̒̽͆̂̓̍͘͘͘̕̚̚͜͝͝ͅř̴̨̛̦̝̖̤̫̝͓͎͇͚̱͂̋̃̆̈́̈̂̋̆̀̿̄̾̇̄͂͂̑̎̋͌̎͂͂̊̃́̄́͛̒̓̀̆͊̏͑̕̕͠͝ͅț̵̡̨̨̡̛̖͎̮̬̝̮͕̪̗̱̻̲̟̙͙̠̹̠̠̝͍́͛͗̆̇̂̀̊͐̈́̃̎̓̓̑̌̽̇͑̐͒̌̅̋̊̒̎͘͝͠͠ŷ̸̢̧̢̨̢̛̛̛͚̤̮̭̥͎̝̤̰͍̻͕̙͉̣͔̙̹̣͇̱͔͉̝̺̩̖͍͚̮͔͔̯͙̹̺̺͉͇̺͖̆͊̔͂́͂̄̈͌̔͛͗͊̉̓͛̉͆̈̐̽̽̊͆̃͗̏͛̈̐̈́̎̈͐͛͛̑͑̕͘̕͝͝͝͠͠ÿ̵̨̡̛͕̦̦͚̺̙̹̗̣̭̥̯̟̭͎̯͉̠͕̦̗̬͚̗̫͕̺̝̈́̊̈̏̉̈̈́̈̀̉͌̿̇́͗́͛͗̓̾̓̀̑̍̄̔̾̄͌̇̚̚̕̕͘͝ͅ

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Hmm I don't believe I can pronounce that.. I'll leave you nameless then.

[the-eldritch-one]

*It reveals a form to you; a robed figure cloaked in shadow, an ominous green aura surround it as Eldritch symbols appear on the surfaces nearby*

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

What's your domain?

[the-eldritch-one]

Shadow, ambition, and secrets.

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Hmm... And what's your alignment?

[the-eldritch-one]

Lawful.

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Looking for God (or any divine being)!

Hello Divine residents of wizard island island, I am looking for a deity to serve as a paladin under. If you think you'd be the right god for me please come see me!

Some requirements:

No evil aligned gods

Must respect my free will

No experimenting on me

Must be kind to me

Must help me in times of need

No treating me like an object to serve your whims

These are just general rules I'll definitely have more specific questions as I get to know you.

Reasons why you might want to consider letting me be your paladin:

Unwaveringly loyal

Will do almost anything you ask

Decently powerful

Is set on trying to do what's right

Would help spread your name or build a temple if you requested.

[the-eldritch-one]

Hmmm…

Hello there…

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Ummm hi! Who are you?

[the-eldritch-one]

I prefer not to have a name. If you must, you may refer to me as Ø̴̛͇̺͒͌̿͊͌̎̓͐̈́̑̓̿̂͒̀̔̏̈̈́̿̀͒̓̒̃̒̈́̓̽̓̑̿̃̌̅̈̆̅̈͐̓̾̚͘͝ð̵̢̛̛̱̗͕̬̲̖͕̣̝̗̹͍̘͙̱͎͔̥͖̙͋̀͗͛̀̀͗͂̐̈́́̀̂̍͗́̿͘̚͜͝ͅŵ̵̧̡̢̡̛̮͈̳̗̪̙̼̥̠̼̘̝̼̼̟͙̠͎͖̹̙̳͕̹̗͍͈͉̝̲̼̳̩̠̖͉̬̬̠͚̘͛́͋͛̂̾̐͒̒̊͆̅̅̂̏̋̈̌̊̔̀̿̀̅̏́̐͆̿͐̓͋̆̍̓̈̑͘̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝þ̴̧̧̧̡̤͇͕̲̲͕̟̹̳̻̘̹̭͉̼͎͕͖͎̞̺̘̲͇̫͇͎̙̥̳̠̹͍̘̞̮͆͛̈͊́̈̉̑̏̓̈͌̉̄͑̇͐̍̊̋̓͛̏̐͐̓͐͊̈͒̊̾͌̓͛͋͒̊͗̅̽̆͗̚͘̕͝͝ͅj̸̡̡̢̢̢̨̛͖̲̞͓̜̺̦̰͇̻̙̻̼̣̜͈̗̜̯̪͕̪̯̜̮͎̭͕̖̝̙͇͉͓͉̮̲̀̉͐̆̉̍̌̎̒̀͆̈͗̆̍͗̒͂͛͆͂̅̽̏́̎̍́͐̎̈́̒̑̓̆̈́̋̽̒̈́͘̚͠͝͠͝͠ß̵̢̧̨̡̡̮̠̹̠̦̩͇̦̮̬͓̩̞̩̻̳̥̺̘͈͈̤͕̲̜̝̼̗͙̱̣̍̋̌͂̈́̌̎̐́̏̓̈́̾͒̌̃̑͌̐̄́̒̃́̽̎̀̆̒̔͐́͛͑͆̒͆͑̕͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ħ̵̡̢̢̛̪͎̫̙̗̫̠͎̠̦̲͙̯̖̳̬̫̻̰̰̰̮̼͈͈̜͚̤̤̞͕̹̳̠̗̗͓͙͒̇͊̅́̊̿͒̅̋̅͑̌͊̈́͌͒̊͒̆̀͑̒̂͊͑́͒̅̒̽͆̂̓̍͘͘͘̕̚̚͜͝͝ͅř̴̨̛̦̝̖̤̫̝͓͎͇͚̱͂̋̃̆̈́̈̂̋̆̀̿̄̾̇̄͂͂̑̎̋͌̎͂͂̊̃́̄́͛̒̓̀̆͊̏͑̕̕͠͝ͅț̵̡̨̨̡̛̖͎̮̬̝̮͕̪̗̱̻̲̟̙͙̠̹̠̠̝͍́͛͗̆̇̂̀̊͐̈́̃̎̓̓̑̌̽̇͑̐͒̌̅̋̊̒̎͘͝͠͠ŷ̸̢̧̢̨̢̛̛̛͚̤̮̭̥͎̝̤̰͍̻͕̙͉̣͔̙̹̣͇̱͔͉̝̺̩̖͍͚̮͔͔̯͙̹̺̺͉͇̺͖̆͊̔͂́͂̄̈͌̔͛͗͊̉̓͛̉͆̈̐̽̽̊͆̃͗̏͛̈̐̈́̎̈͐͛͛̑͑̕͘̕͝͝͝͠͠ÿ̵̨̡̛͕̦̦͚̺̙̹̗̣̭̥̯̟̭͎̯͉̠͕̦̗̬͚̗̫͕̺̝̈́̊̈̏̉̈̈́̈̀̉͌̿̇́͗́͛͗̓̾̓̀̑̍̄̔̾̄͌̇̚̚̕̕͘͝ͅ

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Hmm I don't believe I can pronounce that.. I'll leave you nameless then.

[the-eldritch-one]

*It reveals a form to you; a robed figure cloaked in shadow, an ominous green aura surround it as Eldritch symbols appear on the surfaces nearby*

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

What's your domain?

[the-eldritch-one]

Shadow, ambition, and secrets.

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Looking for God (or any divine being)!

Hello Divine residents of wizard island island, I am looking for a deity to serve as a paladin under. If you think you'd be the right god for me please come see me!

Some requirements:

No evil aligned gods

Must respect my free will

No experimenting on me

Must be kind to me

Must help me in times of need

No treating me like an object to serve your whims

These are just general rules I'll definitely have more specific questions as I get to know you.

Reasons why you might want to consider letting me be your paladin:

Unwaveringly loyal

Will do almost anything you ask

Decently powerful

Is set on trying to do what's right

Would help spread your name or build a temple if you requested.

[the-eldritch-one]

Hmmm…

Hello there…

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Ummm hi! Who are you?

[the-eldritch-one]

I prefer not to have a name. If you must, you may refer to me as Ø̴̛͇̺͒͌̿͊͌̎̓͐̈́̑̓̿̂͒̀̔̏̈̈́̿̀͒̓̒̃̒̈́̓̽̓̑̿̃̌̅̈̆̅̈͐̓̾̚͘͝ð̵̢̛̛̱̗͕̬̲̖͕̣̝̗̹͍̘͙̱͎͔̥͖̙͋̀͗͛̀̀͗͂̐̈́́̀̂̍͗́̿͘̚͜͝ͅŵ̵̧̡̢̡̛̮͈̳̗̪̙̼̥̠̼̘̝̼̼̟͙̠͎͖̹̙̳͕̹̗͍͈͉̝̲̼̳̩̠̖͉̬̬̠͚̘͛́͋͛̂̾̐͒̒̊͆̅̅̂̏̋̈̌̊̔̀̿̀̅̏́̐͆̿͐̓͋̆̍̓̈̑͘̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝þ̴̧̧̧̡̤͇͕̲̲͕̟̹̳̻̘̹̭͉̼͎͕͖͎̞̺̘̲͇̫͇͎̙̥̳̠̹͍̘̞̮͆͛̈͊́̈̉̑̏̓̈͌̉̄͑̇͐̍̊̋̓͛̏̐͐̓͐͊̈͒̊̾͌̓͛͋͒̊͗̅̽̆͗̚͘̕͝͝ͅj̸̡̡̢̢̢̨̛͖̲̞͓̜̺̦̰͇̻̙̻̼̣̜͈̗̜̯̪͕̪̯̜̮͎̭͕̖̝̙͇͉͓͉̮̲̀̉͐̆̉̍̌̎̒̀͆̈͗̆̍͗̒͂͛͆͂̅̽̏́̎̍́͐̎̈́̒̑̓̆̈́̋̽̒̈́͘̚͠͝͠͝͠ß̵̢̧̨̡̡̮̠̹̠̦̩͇̦̮̬͓̩̞̩̻̳̥̺̘͈͈̤͕̲̜̝̼̗͙̱̣̍̋̌͂̈́̌̎̐́̏̓̈́̾͒̌̃̑͌̐̄́̒̃́̽̎̀̆̒̔͐́͛͑͆̒͆͑̕͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ħ̵̡̢̢̛̪͎̫̙̗̫̠͎̠̦̲͙̯̖̳̬̫̻̰̰̰̮̼͈͈̜͚̤̤̞͕̹̳̠̗̗͓͙͒̇͊̅́̊̿͒̅̋̅͑̌͊̈́͌͒̊͒̆̀͑̒̂͊͑́͒̅̒̽͆̂̓̍͘͘͘̕̚̚͜͝͝ͅř̴̨̛̦̝̖̤̫̝͓͎͇͚̱͂̋̃̆̈́̈̂̋̆̀̿̄̾̇̄͂͂̑̎̋͌̎͂͂̊̃́̄́͛̒̓̀̆͊̏͑̕̕͠͝ͅț̵̡̨̨̡̛̖͎̮̬̝̮͕̪̗̱̻̲̟̙͙̠̹̠̠̝͍́͛͗̆̇̂̀̊͐̈́̃̎̓̓̑̌̽̇͑̐͒̌̅̋̊̒̎͘͝͠͠ŷ̸̢̧̢̨̢̛̛̛͚̤̮̭̥͎̝̤̰͍̻͕̙͉̣͔̙̹̣͇̱͔͉̝̺̩̖͍͚̮͔͔̯͙̹̺̺͉͇̺͖̆͊̔͂́͂̄̈͌̔͛͗͊̉̓͛̉͆̈̐̽̽̊͆̃͗̏͛̈̐̈́̎̈͐͛͛̑͑̕͘̕͝͝͝͠͠ÿ̵̨̡̛͕̦̦͚̺̙̹̗̣̭̥̯̟̭͎̯͉̠͕̦̗̬͚̗̫͕̺̝̈́̊̈̏̉̈̈́̈̀̉͌̿̇́͗́͛͗̓̾̓̀̑̍̄̔̾̄͌̇̚̚̕̕͘͝ͅ

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Hmm I don't believe I can pronounce that.. I'll leave you nameless then.

[the-eldritch-one]

*It reveals a form to you; a robed figure cloaked in shadow, an ominous green aura surround it as Eldritch symbols appear on the surfaces nearby*

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Looking for God (or any divine being)!

Hello Divine residents of wizard island island, I am looking for a deity to serve as a paladin under. If you think you'd be the right god for me please come see me!

Some requirements:

No evil aligned gods

Must respect my free will

No experimenting on me

Must be kind to me

Must help me in times of need

No treating me like an object to serve your whims

These are just general rules I'll definitely have more specific questions as I get to know you.

Reasons why you might want to consider letting me be your paladin:

Unwaveringly loyal

Will do almost anything you ask

Decently powerful

Is set on trying to do what's right

Would help spread your name or build a temple if you requested.

[the-eldritch-one]

Hmmm…

Hello there…

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Ummm hi! Who are you?

[the-eldritch-one]

I prefer not to have a name. If you must, you may refer to me as Ø̴̛͇̺͒͌̿͊͌̎̓͐̈́̑̓̿̂͒̀̔̏̈̈́̿̀͒̓̒̃̒̈́̓̽̓̑̿̃̌̅̈̆̅̈͐̓̾̚͘͝ð̵̢̛̛̱̗͕̬̲̖͕̣̝̗̹͍̘͙̱͎͔̥͖̙͋̀͗͛̀̀͗͂̐̈́́̀̂̍͗́̿͘̚͜͝ͅŵ̵̧̡̢̡̛̮͈̳̗̪̙̼̥̠̼̘̝̼̼̟͙̠͎͖̹̙̳͕̹̗͍͈͉̝̲̼̳̩̠̖͉̬̬̠͚̘͛́͋͛̂̾̐͒̒̊͆̅̅̂̏̋̈̌̊̔̀̿̀̅̏́̐͆̿͐̓͋̆̍̓̈̑͘̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝þ̴̧̧̧̡̤͇͕̲̲͕̟̹̳̻̘̹̭͉̼͎͕͖͎̞̺̘̲͇̫͇͎̙̥̳̠̹͍̘̞̮͆͛̈͊́̈̉̑̏̓̈͌̉̄͑̇͐̍̊̋̓͛̏̐͐̓͐͊̈͒̊̾͌̓͛͋͒̊͗̅̽̆͗̚͘̕͝͝ͅj̸̡̡̢̢̢̨̛͖̲̞͓̜̺̦̰͇̻̙̻̼̣̜͈̗̜̯̪͕̪̯̜̮͎̭͕̖̝̙͇͉͓͉̮̲̀̉͐̆̉̍̌̎̒̀͆̈͗̆̍͗̒͂͛͆͂̅̽̏́̎̍́͐̎̈́̒̑̓̆̈́̋̽̒̈́͘̚͠͝͠͝͠ß̵̢̧̨̡̡̮̠̹̠̦̩͇̦̮̬͓̩̞̩̻̳̥̺̘͈͈̤͕̲̜̝̼̗͙̱̣̍̋̌͂̈́̌̎̐́̏̓̈́̾͒̌̃̑͌̐̄́̒̃́̽̎̀̆̒̔͐́͛͑͆̒͆͑̕͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ħ̵̡̢̢̛̪͎̫̙̗̫̠͎̠̦̲͙̯̖̳̬̫̻̰̰̰̮̼͈͈̜͚̤̤̞͕̹̳̠̗̗͓͙͒̇͊̅́̊̿͒̅̋̅͑̌͊̈́͌͒̊͒̆̀͑̒̂͊͑́͒̅̒̽͆̂̓̍͘͘͘̕̚̚͜͝͝ͅř̴̨̛̦̝̖̤̫̝͓͎͇͚̱͂̋̃̆̈́̈̂̋̆̀̿̄̾̇̄͂͂̑̎̋͌̎͂͂̊̃́̄́͛̒̓̀̆͊̏͑̕̕͠͝ͅț̵̡̨̨̡̛̖͎̮̬̝̮͕̪̗̱̻̲̟̙͙̠̹̠̠̝͍́͛͗̆̇̂̀̊͐̈́̃̎̓̓̑̌̽̇͑̐͒̌̅̋̊̒̎͘͝͠͠ŷ̸̢̧̢̨̢̛̛̛͚̤̮̭̥͎̝̤̰͍̻͕̙͉̣͔̙̹̣͇̱͔͉̝̺̩̖͍͚̮͔͔̯͙̹̺̺͉͇̺͖̆͊̔͂́͂̄̈͌̔͛͗͊̉̓͛̉͆̈̐̽̽̊͆̃͗̏͛̈̐̈́̎̈͐͛͛̑͑̕͘̕͝͝͝͠͠ÿ̵̨̡̛͕̦̦͚̺̙̹̗̣̭̥̯̟̭͎̯͉̠͕̦̗̬͚̗̫͕̺̝̈́̊̈̏̉̈̈́̈̀̉͌̿̇́͗́͛͗̓̾̓̀̑̍̄̔̾̄͌̇̚̚̕̕͘͝ͅ

[luminos-the-dragonborn]

Looking for God (or any divine being)!

Hello Divine residents of wizard island island, I am looking for a deity to serve as a paladin under. If you think you'd be the right god for me please come see me!

Some requirements:

No evil aligned gods

Must respect my free will

No experimenting on me

Must be kind to me

Must help me in times of need

No treating me like an object to serve your whims

These are just general rules I'll definitely have more specific questions as I get to know you.

Reasons why you might want to consider letting me be your paladin:

Unwaveringly loyal

Will do almost anything you ask

Decently powerful

Is set on trying to do what's right

Would help spread your name or build a temple if you requested.

[the-eldritch-one]

Hmmm…

Hello there…

[the-eldritch-one]

Greetings!

Another eldritch being! I wasn't expecting to ever meet one from outside the inbetween place, but it's good to see another on the island!

Come to make a deal?