#wizard island

[mr--zer0]

Ooc:

I wrote all the exams 🥳🥳🥳

I'm waiting for the results, and so far I'm free as an eagle, so if you want, you can start rp.

[mr--zer0]

I've got a snail, hooray! I bought her a terrarium and equipped it on the recommendation of zoologists. Now my office is not so lonely.

But I'm still extremely bored without fighting. All my opponents are some kind of clowns, not fighters. I don't even need to use my super mega ultra cool martial art to win. Young evil wizards often underestimate their enemies, so they think that I will die from one attacks. This allows me to walk up slowly enough and touch them with my finger to knock them out.

It's even embarrassing to talk about "martial arts masters". It's really more like a beautiful dance than a fighting style. I can simply determine their future action by the movement of their eyes and facial muscles, which should not be the case.

In short, if there are those among you who want to spar, you can tell me, I agree. IMPORTANT! The fight is not to the death.

[mr--zer0]

I've heard a lot about dragons, but I've never seen or studied them. Who understands them, may I ask a few questions:

Do dragons belong to reptiles or is it another class of animals?

And are all of them intelligent, or are there species with intelligence on the level of a turtle ?

do they spew flames with magic or some kind of organ?

[mr--zer0]

I wonder if I can conjure up garlic bread and chocolate cake, then I can be considered a wizard?

And I can do this:

*stars in the constellation Ursa Major become several times brighter*

But it's not because of magic, I just wouldn't have enough mana to do something like that.

Probably yes, but I'm not sure.

[mr--zer0]

Wizards, please explain why you need so much advice from wizards who constantly contradict each other? This is more like hobby groups than something serious.

Well, really, of course, I understand that there are a lot of magicians and because of this there are many opinions, but creating a whole council of wizards consisting of two people is somehow not too serious. The more wizards' advice, the less valuable each of them is.

BUT THE COUNCIL OF MARTIAL ARTS MASTERS... There is none. As far as I understand, he disappeared about 1800 years ago, because martial arts were completely supplanted by magic and a certain heavenly emperor, whose protection was dealt with by martial artists before, disappeared. It was then that many martial arts passed into the hands of bad people and different schools of martial arts began to fight .

[mr--zer0]

And what kind of martial art do you have? Kung fu?

I've already told it... Okay for the last time:

The constellation Ursa major . Under these seven stars shining in the sky, the terrible art of murder has been hidden for 4,200 years In the darkness of history, striking terror into everyone who sees it...

Hiding in the shadows of history ... Hiding in the darkness of history ... This martial art has been passed down from generation to generation and has passed through the ages.

AND IT'S NAME IS...

I won't say it's dangerous to spread such important information.

[siley-the-wizard]

Wizard looking at the search history of the queens magic mirror trying to find out why it got cursed: magic mirror on the wall, show me the hottest singles of them all (in my era)

[dearest-darling-pharma]

Seeing drawings of Crater Lake without the old man is like. Bro where's my dad. You remembered the wizard where is the old man!!