The Ew God
Hello, mortals. I am the Ew God, the deity on Tumblr whose job is to say “ew” to deserving targets. My ask box is open, and I am happy to fulfill the ew requests. To be clear, an ew request is a request asking me, the Ew God, to say “ew” to a certain person. However, I have one requirement: targets must have their ask box open. So you may ask: why should I do it, and not just you? Well, first of all, I have noticed that on Tumblr, most people prefer to speak anonymously, but not all users have anonymous options on. I am here to help with that. Second of all, this is my job. Let me do it properly.
Here is my current (meager) list of targets:
@balek1ng yes the person you so interestingly called “Ew” was in fact the Ew God.
@0ncl0udn1n3 at request (as of May 18, 2025, it is @safetypinsystem; as of May 31, 2025, it is the same)
@ladyashaofelfhame because why not
@the-winner-of-the-purging-trials also bc why not
This list will grow as I receive requests. Anybody can enter an ask.
Optionally, you may also include the number of “ew”s you would like, how you want it capitalized, color, and more preferences. I will try to make sure every requirement is met.
