Everyone can be my friend, dajo!

im hatabou dajo!ihave lots of friends but i want more. give meall your friends dajo 🔫

[the-flag-boss]

Can you mail me my flag now

if you didn't get it by now that's your mistake i send them all out to any and all new followers as soon as they follow me

[the-flag-boss]

hatabou do you eat ass

yes but only chibitas dajo

[the-flag-boss]

Hey girlie!! Heard you killed white boy Michealmatsu!!! Congrats!!! why.

Owed me money dajo

[the-flag-boss]

They don't know I killed Michaelmatsu

[partycoffin]

You. Yes you, come Closer… 

(I Extend my Hand and Levitate the Gift Towards You)

Take this With You, Protagonist… For it May Guide you through the Threshold of Hell and Save your Wretched Soul

[that-house]

STOP SCROLLING

YOU HAVE REACHED A TORMENT CHECKPOINT

PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE

DO ONE THOUSAND PUSH-UPS

SHIT YOURSELF

ALRIGHT THAT CONCLUDES THIS TORMENT CHECKPOINT

YOU MAY CONTINUE SCROLLING

[minniethemoocher-deactivated202]

hatabou asking someone out: will you be my… hata-boo………….. jo

[the-flag-boss]

My employees are trying to unionize how do I stop them

[asumatsu]

how many times do i have to tap the damn sign

[milfmatsu]

disappointed at the lack of hatabou self inserts. he’s adorable. dude’s packing. astronomically rich. the world isn’t ready for a guy like him

[the-flag-boss]

how mean is the quesadilla, dajo

[milfmatsu]

why don’t you come over and find out

[the-flag-boss]

wooow do you look like that? so pretty... where do you live i can fly over and visit for the quesadilla, jo

[milfmatsu]

disappointed at the lack of hatabou self inserts. he’s adorable. dude’s packing. astronomically rich. the world isn’t ready for a guy like him

[the-flag-boss]

how mean is the quesadilla, dajo

[the-flag-boss]

Im not sure if you can play hide and seek.... But you can play tag! Just put a little @ symbol in front of who you want to tag! :D

oh that soundsfun dajo!

@hybridoden youre it!!!!!!!!!!! runs away

[hybridoden]

WHAT THE.. .... .chases??

[the-flag-boss]

haha this is so fun dajo!!! youllnever catch me!!

[nazumichi]

rb this to give the person you rbd this from a cool rock

[the-flag-boss]

Im not sure if you can play hide and seek.... But you can play tag! Just put a little @ symbol in front of who you want to tag! :D

oh that soundsfun dajo!

@hybridoden youre it!!!!!!!!!!! runs away

[the-flag-boss]

Now that we're friends Hatabou, what would you like to do? Do you have an games you like to play?

i like playing hideand seek dajo!

can you do that on a website?

[the-flag-boss]

fuck the rich

if you want to, we can fuck

[the-flag-boss]

Hatabou I hope we can all have fun together as you make some more friends!! Welcome to the site!!

thank you friend! we arefriends now dajo!