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@the-food-anon
I'm just someone who likes to give food to people, as long as they play nice :3
So be honest - at least to yourself - and you might get a little treat (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)
I might be a sentient fire, at least that is what my creator Sky decided (ᵕ—ᴗ—)ゞ
Since you said you're hungry I thought it wouldn't hurt to try if you can eat the chocolate fudge cake I made. I don't know if you tried ordinary food before, but perhaps mine could work.
@the-food-anon
Ugh.
That looks... great, anon. I appreciate it. I can't fucking eat it.
That is indeed too bad, should you ever find a way to eat again let me know and I will redo this one for you. And maybe a few more things (óᴗò｡)
Hey MisaMisa! What is your favorite dish? (๑ᵔ◡ᵔ๑)
@the-food-anon
what a tough question! i do LOVE strawberries, so maybe a strawberry sundae on a warm summer’s day! ♡
Noted, I shall return with a strawberry sundae shortly o( ˶^▾^˶ )o
Hey Matt, do you have any allergies? ( •̯́ ᴗ •̯̀)
@the-food-anon
pollen and tree nuts i think
ive never had an allergy test so i learned that second one the hard way at wammys
Noted, I will make sure that no food I deliver to you will contain any tree nuts (๑ᵔ◡ᵔ๑)
Im throwing grapes at you
Why would you do that??? :(((
You need to eat grapes
I second this :3
I can't believe I did this, but I got this kelp as "toasted" as possible without it burning... I am unsure about the taste, but as a sentient fire I will leave the judgement to someone with real taste buds-
Enjoy? (ᵕ—ᴗ—)ゞ
@the-food-anon
😭😭😭 Food anon i will give my life for youuuu omg 🥰 toasted kelp 🥰
No need to give me anything like that, just please let me know in the future if you want to try something new, that might be out of the realm of possibility for you with the tools at hand. I will gladly prepare anything that isn't toxic to you and anyone you intend to feed it to.
So please I beg of you to not misuse any kitchen appliances again _( ,_ _, )_
Here is some nice whole grain bread for you - don't toast it. I also put a loaf of normal american toast bread in there if you really crave it.
And some cold cuts and butter to go with it of course ( ´◡‿◡`)
@the-food-anon
Food anon ilysfm /p you're literally the greatest blessing my life has ever known
It's nice to be appreciated, I like to help :3
I just saw that you don't like eggs, so I replaced them with some nice chicken breast pieces-
Sorry I failed at my job _( ,_ _, )_
@the-food-anon
Yummy yummy yummyyyyyy 😋😋😋
IT'S OKAY FOOD ANON DON'T WORRYYYYY!!!
The food I make is supposed to be enjoyable for those who deserve it, especially if they are having a hard time, failing at that is failing at the purpose I was created for... ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)
IT'S ENJOYABLE!!! IT'S SO ENJOYABLE I LOVED IT DON'T WORRY IT'S OKAYYYYY 😭🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
My creator will be pleased to hear that, thank you <3
For your hangover I've got some savory oatmeal with avocado and poached eggs for you (no garlic in this one), additionally a banana almond smoothie and a big bottle of water for hydration. Hope this helps you feel better after last night... (◡﹏◡)ゞ
@the-food-anon
Oh you saintttttt 🥹🥹🥹 I'll enjoy it!! I'll savour ittttttt 😋😋😋
I wasn't like. OVERLY embarrassing yesterday, right? I know I cried like, A LOT, but I wasn't tooooooo dramatic, was I?
Your writing was off enough that it was hard to say how embarrassing the things you wanted to say were... The only thing I was sure about was that you were drunk, so I made sure you had something in your stomach to prevent alcohol poisoning-
Cass has a video of me wailing Actual Tears because I spilt chilli on my shirt 😔💔💔💔
But thank you!! You're so kindddd ☺️🫶🫶🫶
I hope things are better now and don't hesitate to ask me for a treat if you ever crave one.
Remember to put the shirt into cold water before washing ^^
I just saw that you don't like eggs, so I replaced them with some nice chicken breast pieces-
Sorry I failed at my job _( ,_ _, )_
@the-food-anon
Yummy yummy yummyyyyyy 😋😋😋
IT'S OKAY FOOD ANON DON'T WORRYYYYY!!!
The food I make is supposed to be enjoyable for those who deserve it, especially if they are having a hard time, failing at that is failing at the purpose I was created for... ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)
For your hangover I've got some savory oatmeal with avocado and poached eggs for you (no garlic in this one), additionally a banana almond smoothie and a big bottle of water for hydration. Hope this helps you feel better after last night... (◡﹏◡)ゞ
@the-food-anon
Oh you saintttttt 🥹🥹🥹 I'll enjoy it!! I'll savour ittttttt 😋😋😋
I wasn't like. OVERLY embarrassing yesterday, right? I know I cried like, A LOT, but I wasn't tooooooo dramatic, was I?
Your writing was off enough that it was hard to say how embarrassing the things you wanted to say were... The only thing I was sure about was that you were drunk, so I made sure you had something in your stomach to prevent alcohol poisoning-
Sorry for not being here to give you food for a few days, sometimes time becomes meaningless and non linear here-
But regardless, please take this mango smoothie and the chili con carne - without any garlic. Eat, drink and then rest please...
@the-food-anon
Oh saaaaammmmmrmrrrrrrr Tkme Don't Exist sometiemssssss
MAMBO SMOOTHIE??? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 ILYYYYYYYYY /p 🫶🫶🫶
Glad you like my smoothie choice, try and stomach as much as you can of both and the take a nice after dinner nap to appreciate the food (óᴗò｡)
Have some freshly made Beef and Broccoli Stir Fry with Rice, hope you like it! o( ˶^▾^˶ )o
@the-food-anon
How do I know it's not poisoned.
... My whole thing is giving people food who I think deserve it... but if you want I can try a bite first? I mean I'm just a cooking fire, so I dunno how much that proofs, but still-
Try a bite, then. As a fire, certain chemicals – including poisonous ones, could change your colour or release gas.
Huh, true. I didn't even think about that!
In that case: *nom*
*the fire is flickering a bit, burning a bit brighter while the food turns to ash, looking rather satisfied with the taste*
Hmm... maybe I should have added a little bit more salt?
Hm. Fine. I'll try it.
Yay! Have a nice meal, you deserve it ( •̯́ ᴗ •̯̀)
Here are some pet-safe cookies you can share with everyone at home ( •̯́ ᴗ •̯̀)
@the-food-anon
Aw thanks. They’ll all love these.
In that case I will make them regularly for all of you o( ˶^▾^˶ )o
@dude-the-dog an’ all my other creatures say thanks
No problem! :3c
Wroof!
Aww! I'm gonna try so many new pet-safe recipes for you guys! (っ˵ ﹏ ˵ς)
Here are some pet-safe cookies you can share with everyone at home ( •̯́ ᴗ •̯̀)
@the-food-anon
Aw thanks. They’ll all love these.
In that case I will make them regularly for all of you o( ˶^▾^˶ )o
@dude-the-dog an’ all my other creatures say thanks
No problem! :3c
Have some freshly made Beef and Broccoli Stir Fry with Rice, hope you like it! o( ˶^▾^˶ )o
@the-food-anon
How do I know it's not poisoned.
... My whole thing is giving people food who I think deserve it... but if you want I can try a bite first? I mean I'm just a cooking fire, so I dunno how much that proofs, but still-
Try a bite, then. As a fire, certain chemicals – including poisonous ones, could change your colour or release gas.
Huh, true. I didn't even think about that!
In that case: *nom*
*the fire is flickering a bit, burning a bit brighter while the food turns to ash, looking rather satisfied with the taste*
Hmm... maybe I should have added a little bit more salt?
Here are some pet-safe cookies you can share with everyone at home ( •̯́ ᴗ •̯̀)
@the-food-anon
Aw thanks. They’ll all love these.
In that case I will make them regularly for all of you o( ˶^▾^˶ )o
