THE FREAKING NOODLE

[pukicho]

Your phobias, let me hear ‘em

[tigrene]

spiders

[pukicho]

Check your DM’s

[turboalienjesus-deactivated2021]

Thalassophobia

[pukicho]

Check your DM’s

[theoneandonlyyeti]

heights

[pukicho]

Check your DM’s

[the-freaking-spaghetti]

you

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[supernaturaltakeover]

Also, keep this flame burning for those fighting suicide right now.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[dominateeye]

World Heritage Post

[olimar]

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

[dangerously-notstraight]

*climbing into your bedroom window* hi I heard you had a cat

[valtsv]

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[valtsv]

[the-real-skeletor]

BAHAHAH

[yellingla0zu]

[the-freaking-spaghetti]

steven: Uggggghhhhhh i wanna die

steven: ages to death*

[teop-cilohcnalem-a-deactivated2]

i might act tough but emotionally i just spilled chocolate milk on my shirt

[wishem]

Bird with antlers* = followed *plus good blog but mainly birds with antlers

I’m sorry if you were expecting to find more birds with antlers in here because I only drew that one post about them

but that doesn’t mean I can’t draw more of them in the future

[voidedmuffin]

its the future now. have you drawn more yet

[wishem]

…n..not yet.. sorry…

[the-freaking-spaghetti]

[mushroomjawn]

My dad loves minecraft and is currently building, legit, the entire city of Philadelphia just because. Today he sent me his save and while the whole thing would take days to explore (and it’s not even remotely close to be finished), I’ve taken some screenshots of my favorite stuff:

fully-furnished apartment complex I could never afford

Construction

Historical buildings (?) With blocky american flag

Aerial shot of just SOME of the city he built ALONE (obviously with minimal cloning bc like… all the buildings are different)

And my favorite…

THIS is a news channel… he made it NOT by making a custom texture pack, but by creating freehand pixel art on a massive scale at the precise size of a minecraft map, then mapping it, then putting it in an item frame. He told me he’s done stop signs and some street signs using the same method, but I legit couldn’t find them because the city is that massive 

Please note the crawl…. for those who can’t make it out, it reads “Trump convicted of tax fraud… world ok now…”

Bonus street layout for parts he hasn’t done yet (this goes on for chunks):

[orchidvioletindigo]

Wow

[saurophaganax]

people who say feathered dinosaurs aren’t scary have never been dive bombed by a seagull for a french fry and it shows

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Reblogging this would be unconscionable without preserving the tags

[damnthesegames]

The only problem with building a home in the desert is how often Enderman try to aggressively offer you sand. 

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

He’s nervous

[emmett-time]

just let him take his time

[frontpagewoman]

[bust-down-memeiana]

Just don’t want nobody to be great

[ebon-sean]

But that trash ass “Meant To Be” song by Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line, which straight up uses a trap beat, counts as country tho, okay 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[nyokoko]

“Embrace enough elements of today’s country” oh you mean the songs about trucks, beers, (white)girls, and driving down backcountry roads with a splash of white nationalism and nativism?

[adorkablejae]

[justjerrae]

This shit go tho 😭 they hatin 🙄

[candiikismet]

Smh, they need to let him have that. That shit slap.

[bng101-deactivated20200903]

[leeferal]

How dare someone make country music sound good again.

The nerve, if him helping bring it into the 21st century. The Absolute Nerve. [/sarcasm]

[routins-bye-deactivated20200724]

me when i lie the fuck down

[shaneilyas]

[dinoshade]

currently trying to raise the money to pay the court fees to get my name and gender marker legally changed, if anyone can help out at all my cash app is $kacollins32

[symtpomoftheuniverse]

please don’t scroll past this, even if you can’t donate reblog to spread the word ♥️

[enamorxte]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way girls and boys can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

[ryanthedemiguy]

*everyone

[ofools]

Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

[ofools]

I love her

[ofools]

i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie

[ofools]

She is also a mother…. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time

[mxpissgremlin]

ppl should stop tryna id ur friend and instead question how u made best buds with the devil

[severedned]

Only male Magpies swoop at people. She’s not the devil, but she did marry him.