freyja.

ultra-loser ♡☭

[woman-becomer]

thanks to lactation efforts

[lilyblisslys]

*trying to comfort my cis boyfriend but everything i know about men is from my dms* is there a part of my body i could shave that would make you feel better?

[cutebutreallypsycho]

[aflo]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[swarnpert]

white boy shocks chinese restaurant with his wolf lightning powers

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[dragongirlsnout]

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

[wiiwheel]

This is doing a fucking number on me I can't stop saying "They're attacking Pearl Harbour" in a monotone voice in response to anything

[the-freyja-regime]

neowwwm

[hasodium]

one of the best phrases is to say "but... and its a big but" because it keeps the listener on their toes and they get to think about big butts

[the-freyja-regime]

penis... and its a big penis,,

[the-freyja-regime]

forgot i had a tumblr

[the-freyja-regime]

soo uhhhhhh. this is awkward. we actually all built rokos basilisk without you.... yeahhh.....

[niceinchnails]

👩‍✈️ <[Now if anyone objects to this fucking wedding]

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^{ I OBJECT...!!!!! }

[stupid-twink-girl]

[threedollarsdotcom]

Are you willing to die for $3 dollars

[the-freyja-regime]

given that my country's currency is pounds sterling (£), thus rendering the $3 i receive redundant in my possession, let alone the fact that I would not have the capacity to possess or utilise $3 in any country once deceased, I think my answer has got to be yes

[sweatermuppet]

very skilled at having a headache

[the-freyja-regime]

professional masseuse but only on my own temples

[sweatermuppet]

very skilled at having a headache