[chinesecentury]

I'm feeling like late Orson Welles bitch I'm fat and drunk

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[porcelain-dollbones]

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

[chinesecentury]

Not too sound bigoted but I am glad my ancestors left India in like the 12th century or whatever. Bad stuff seems to be going on there pretty frequently and I would've been a dalit. Plus they were from Rajasthan which routinely gets to 45 degrees.

[cpericardium]

that's genius... xi jinping was right

[chinesecentury]

There's insane evil spiders at the side of my house making lairs amidst my cases of wine yet there's still big ass flies around. I know you can kill this fly man you could probably kill a hummingbird

[bruzum]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

[cyberracist-deactivated20240805]

bongs at croydon

[nutsacktorturer]

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

[nutsacktorturer]

£3.50?

[enba-and-luka]

[dogpuppy]

[gokusclit]

im obsessed

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[comikbook]

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

[dogpuppy]

I almost forgot

[chinesecentury]

What did I reblog that's showing me all these bpd posts. You guys should just be screaming at your friends get off the goddamm phone. Plus I'm not ableist I'm bipolar which is basically the same thing but I can at least focus on an episode for more than an hour bitch

[pc98-rom]