[chinesecentury]

I'm feeling like late Orson Welles bitch I'm fat and drunk

[elbiotipo]

introducing a new character, Sun-Tzu But If He Sucked

[elbiotipo]

we have to hit them harder and they'll surrender no half measures time to take the gloves off

if you kill their leaders they'll just surrender trust me bro it happens in Age of Empires

the more you spread your logistics around contractors that have a monopoly on your weapons production the more you produce bro

you know what wins wars? having the most badass manly soldiers they should all be like total badasses with cool guns

you just have to strike bro no half measures gloves off don't care about what comes after you just have to declare war just declare war what are you a pussy

[geslotencirkel]

[tamamita]

Team Asmodeus vs Team Belphegor

[tamamita]

They invited a group of Ultra-Hitlers to debate against a group of Omega-Hitlers.

[cappyclementine]

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!

[intactics]

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

[nonbinarypussy]

[fuckyeahxfactor-blog]

Coming in 3rd place on The X Factor 2010 is….

ONE DIRECTION!

[ph-cutie]

[gayvampyr]

couldn’t rb but i’m obsessed with this so yoink

[charl0ttan]

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

[realshy]

like this i think

[charl0ttan]

[molabuddy]

?????????

[melonwah]

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[chinesecentury]

You don't even need to go that far back to prevent Hitler you could probably just kill Martin Luther.

[ducks-unlimited]

[ducks-unlimited]

[ducks-unlimited]

[swampreligion-deactivated202501]

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]