TRAITOR!

JOIN THE REPUBLIC IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THE PORN BAN. TUMBLR IS AN ENEMY OF THIS BLOG AND AN ENEMY OF THE REPUBLIC.

[disco-tea]

There’s a universe/timeline out there where nobody ever finds out who the eyeball belongs to because Five “you should lock your windows” Hargreeves finds Leonard in Vanya’s apartment instead of Allison and goes absolutely ballistic.

[umbrellas-be-falling]

just imagine vanya coming home to see a dead leonard and five cleaning up blood. WILD DAY.

[disco-tea]

Vanya comes home from practice and the body is gone but Five’s scrubbing the carpet with a toothbrush.

Vanya: I thought you were gonna get some sleep. What are you doing?

Five: Rapist had your keys.

Vanya: What

Five, spraying Shout on the carpet: Rapist had your keys.

[five-fucking-hargreeves]

Five: oh hey you're home :) <3

[heartshapedwhirl]

[idiot-riker]

thinking abt that episode of TOS where Sulu finds a gun on the ground and is like “sweet” and just takes it

[botticegli]

[trunksette]

what’s better is that this planet was supposed to manifest your greatest fantasy and while everyone else was imagining sex and power Sulu is just like 

[anarcho-gunman]

Me

[brakken]

Strange Days

[ladeegcake]

charon and his talkative friends 💀💜

[tyleroakley]

(via “Proof That Your One Vote Matters”)

[tyleroakley]

well okay! i’ll take it!

[the-galactic-republic-3]

That moustache is doing him no favors. But he’s really coving some serious and important stuff

[bisexy-legend]

Victoria Pedretti whenever she receives a job offer to play a sane and mental stable character with a happy ending

[thesevenumbrellas]

God what if the first five minutes of season 3 tua is just five pulling out a glock and shooting Reginald point blank

How amazing would that be

[squishitude]

Reginald: Thus far we have no idea how gravely you’ve affected the timeline—

Five:

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[officialspec]

cool vampire lady i drew a while ago

[heywongyolkhei]

this is ncity: the vision

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

i literally forget among us is about voting out a killer alien/killing crewmates like i get so caught up in my tasks its the whole game to me. like fuck yes wire simulator 3000 this is it baby

[powerfulwizard]

Whenever someone calls a meeting I’m like seriously? I was in the middle of my work.

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

me, every fucking time my click and drag task is interrupted by SOME idiot getting maimed:

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

pretty fucked up that theres air mattresses and water mattresses, but no earth or fire ones. whats up witht hat huh

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

[notyoujamie]

[spectrealenko]

noir carlos is the only thing on earth that matters to me

[ghostingdio-deactivated20161015]

what the fuck are half of the urls on this website.

i just saw someone with “cumleak” as an url

what the fuck

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

[catchymemes]

[ferngullynationalist]

Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Internet As Fulfillment Of Desire For A Loving, Healthy Relationship

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Even worse, a stranger from reddit specifically

[gaypitbull]