Documenting all the weirdos @the-gimmick-cryptozoologist - Tumblr Blog

you dont harm or do anything besides studying correct?

no no i don't do anything to hurt people that cooperate. that would be mean

ok cool, you dont have any evil thing going on do you?

i don't think so. i prefer to think of myself as a neutral force.

cool

and one more thing

would you like to sign this contract for your protection?

... what would this contract entail?

its a contract i give to newcomers whose presence i enjoy

it is a contract you sign if you want me to help you in more dangerous situations, you will also get a free shotgun (remington 870 + slug shots), and also def doesnt adopt you into my family tree as a child

hm. very interesting. could i take read?

flip a coin, a tails is yes a heads is no

............... i got a heads. yep. definitely a heads

cool, so you signing it?

wait... no... i lied the wrong way. dammit.

ugh, fine. do you have a pen?

*gives you a blue ballpoint pen*

thoinks

*scribbles signature on conrtact*

hm. this probably wasnt the best idea

it wasnt the best bu not the worst

... and what does that mean?

Intro post!

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

main is @chaoticlittleguy

Thats ness! Yep. Compulsion (the ability to influence peoples minds to make them do things (answer questions in this case)) will be written like this

findings below:

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

interesting... i take it you aren't a fan of the idea of being documented. its going to happen anyway though so you might as well tell me your name.

NO >:[

why are you so loud? are you that much against being known?

I AM A NORMAL HUMAN BEING

obviously not, or you wouldn't be shouting about it.

NO I AM

I JUST LIKE SHOUTING

well i don't believe you and i have ways of making people speak. so would advise just telling me a bit about yourself.

NO >:[

alright fine.

tell me about yourself

I am incredibly cool and reliable

i somehow doubt that, what's your name?

It's the truth!!

My name is cool person McAwesome

no its not. just tell me the truth.

My name is W-2-0.25

and what do people call you?

"You bloody menace"

*exasperated sight* as a name? and what is your relations with others like?

Nope, it's a nickname

People usually hate me

Except my mom and siblings- i love them so much-

your not giving me alot to go off of... what do people call you as a name? and are there any exceptions to the 'usually hate me' thing?

Ohhhh you meant- ... Wikipedia

Yeahh my siblings and mom :3

I think my brother Meaty hates me tho-

we got there in the end! finally. now are you just called that or re you actually an embodiment of the website wikipedia? and you have already said that, i was asking about anyone outside your family.

Embodiment

Ohhhh

Sealand and Samah don't hate me-

I think-

They're my best friends :D

oh i've met them! i met Samah back before I, uhh, my break.

Yeahhhh they're awesomeeee

... so back to you, do you have any abilities out of the ordinary?

i can bite you!!

not what i mean. also not 'out of the ordinary'.

I mean more like powers.

Rabies

again thats a natural thing, also you should probably go to a doctor or vet for that.

NEVER

fine! fine. its your body i guess.

are you gong to answer my question or do i have to make you again?

this should be simple. :[

what question

do. you. have. any. abilities. out. of. the. ordinary?

GODS you're so annoying

me-?

why, thank you!! :D

can you please just cooperate

but i am cooperating :<

well youre not answering anything i ask. >:\

what?? i did answer D:<

no you didnt.

do you have any abilities out of the ordinary?

you dont harm or do anything besides studying correct?

no no i don't do anything to hurt people that cooperate. that would be mean

ok cool, you dont have any evil thing going on do you?

i don't think so. i prefer to think of myself as a neutral force.

cool

and one more thing

would you like to sign this contract for your protection?

... what would this contract entail?

its a contract i give to newcomers whose presence i enjoy

it is a contract you sign if you want me to help you in more dangerous situations, you will also get a free shotgun (remington 870 + slug shots), and also def doesnt adopt you into my family tree as a child

hm. very interesting. could i take read?

flip a coin, a tails is yes a heads is no

............... i got a heads. yep. definitely a heads

cool, so you signing it?

wait... no... i lied the wrong way. dammit.

ugh, fine. do you have a pen?

*gives you a blue ballpoint pen*

thoinks

*scribbles signature on conrtact*

hm. this probably wasnt the best idea

Intro post!

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

main is @chaoticlittleguy

Thats ness! Yep. Compulsion (the ability to influence peoples minds to make them do things (answer questions in this case)) will be written like this

findings below:

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

interesting... i take it you aren't a fan of the idea of being documented. its going to happen anyway though so you might as well tell me your name.

NO >:[

why are you so loud? are you that much against being known?

I AM A NORMAL HUMAN BEING

obviously not, or you wouldn't be shouting about it.

NO I AM

I JUST LIKE SHOUTING

well i don't believe you and i have ways of making people speak. so would advise just telling me a bit about yourself.

NO >:[

alright fine.

tell me about yourself

I am incredibly cool and reliable

i somehow doubt that, what's your name?

It's the truth!!

My name is cool person McAwesome

no its not. just tell me the truth.

My name is W-2-0.25

and what do people call you?

"You bloody menace"

*exasperated sight* as a name? and what is your relations with others like?

Nope, it's a nickname

People usually hate me

Except my mom and siblings- i love them so much-

your not giving me alot to go off of... what do people call you as a name? and are there any exceptions to the 'usually hate me' thing?

Ohhhh you meant- ... Wikipedia

Yeahh my siblings and mom :3

I think my brother Meaty hates me tho-

we got there in the end! finally. now are you just called that or re you actually an embodiment of the website wikipedia? and you have already said that, i was asking about anyone outside your family.

Embodiment

Ohhhh

Sealand and Samah don't hate me-

I think-

They're my best friends :D

oh i've met them! i met Samah back before I, uhh, my break.

Yeahhhh they're awesomeeee

... so back to you, do you have any abilities out of the ordinary?

i can bite you!!

not what i mean. also not 'out of the ordinary'.

I mean more like powers.

Rabies

again thats a natural thing, also you should probably go to a doctor or vet for that.

NEVER

fine! fine. its your body i guess.

are you gong to answer my question or do i have to make you again?

this should be simple. :[

what question

do. you. have. any. abilities. out. of. the. ordinary?

GODS you're so annoying

me-?

why, thank you!! :D

can you please just cooperate

but i am cooperating :<

well youre not answering anything i ask. >:\

Can I have lightbulb

Lamp collection very big now

- @not-a-mothman

sure! i think i have a box under my desk...

Intro post!

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

main is @chaoticlittleguy

Thats ness! Yep. Compulsion (the ability to influence peoples minds to make them do things (answer questions in this case)) will be written like this

findings below:

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

interesting... i take it you aren't a fan of the idea of being documented. its going to happen anyway though so you might as well tell me your name.

NO >:[

why are you so loud? are you that much against being known?

I AM A NORMAL HUMAN BEING

obviously not, or you wouldn't be shouting about it.

NO I AM

I JUST LIKE SHOUTING

well i don't believe you and i have ways of making people speak. so would advise just telling me a bit about yourself.

NO >:[

alright fine.

tell me about yourself

I am incredibly cool and reliable

i somehow doubt that, what's your name?

It's the truth!!

My name is cool person McAwesome

no its not. just tell me the truth.

My name is W-2-0.25

and what do people call you?

"You bloody menace"

*exasperated sight* as a name? and what is your relations with others like?

Nope, it's a nickname

People usually hate me

Except my mom and siblings- i love them so much-

your not giving me alot to go off of... what do people call you as a name? and are there any exceptions to the 'usually hate me' thing?

Ohhhh you meant- ... Wikipedia

Yeahh my siblings and mom :3

I think my brother Meaty hates me tho-

we got there in the end! finally. now are you just called that or re you actually an embodiment of the website wikipedia? and you have already said that, i was asking about anyone outside your family.

Embodiment

Ohhhh

Sealand and Samah don't hate me-

I think-

They're my best friends :D

oh i've met them! i met Samah back before I, uhh, my break.

Yeahhhh they're awesomeeee

... so back to you, do you have any abilities out of the ordinary?

i can bite you!!

not what i mean. also not 'out of the ordinary'.

I mean more like powers.

Rabies

again thats a natural thing, also you should probably go to a doctor or vet for that.

NEVER

fine! fine. its your body i guess.

are you gong to answer my question or do i have to make you again?

this should be simple. :[

what question

do. you. have. any. abilities. out. of. the. ordinary?

GODS you're so annoying

me-?

why, thank you!! :D

can you please just cooperate

Intro post!

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

main is @chaoticlittleguy

Thats ness! Yep. Compulsion (the ability to influence peoples minds to make them do things (answer questions in this case)) will be written like this

findings below:

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

interesting... i take it you aren't a fan of the idea of being documented. its going to happen anyway though so you might as well tell me your name.

NO >:[

why are you so loud? are you that much against being known?

I AM A NORMAL HUMAN BEING

obviously not, or you wouldn't be shouting about it.

NO I AM

I JUST LIKE SHOUTING

well i don't believe you and i have ways of making people speak. so would advise just telling me a bit about yourself.

NO >:[

alright fine.

tell me about yourself

I am incredibly cool and reliable

i somehow doubt that, what's your name?

It's the truth!!

My name is cool person McAwesome

no its not. just tell me the truth.

My name is W-2-0.25

and what do people call you?

"You bloody menace"

*exasperated sight* as a name? and what is your relations with others like?

Nope, it's a nickname

People usually hate me

Except my mom and siblings- i love them so much-

your not giving me alot to go off of... what do people call you as a name? and are there any exceptions to the 'usually hate me' thing?

Ohhhh you meant- ... Wikipedia

Yeahh my siblings and mom :3

I think my brother Meaty hates me tho-

we got there in the end! finally. now are you just called that or re you actually an embodiment of the website wikipedia? and you have already said that, i was asking about anyone outside your family.

Embodiment

Ohhhh

Sealand and Samah don't hate me-

I think-

They're my best friends :D

oh i've met them! i met Samah back before I, uhh, my break.

Yeahhhh they're awesomeeee

... so back to you, do you have any abilities out of the ordinary?

i can bite you!!

not what i mean. also not 'out of the ordinary'.

I mean more like powers.

Rabies

again thats a natural thing, also you should probably go to a doctor or vet for that.

NEVER

fine! fine. its your body i guess.

are you gong to answer my question or do i have to make you again?

this should be simple. :[

what question

do. you. have. any. abilities. out. of. the. ordinary?

GODS you're so annoying

Intro post!

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

main is @chaoticlittleguy

Thats ness! Yep. Compulsion (the ability to influence peoples minds to make them do things (answer questions in this case)) will be written like this

findings below:

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

interesting... i take it you aren't a fan of the idea of being documented. its going to happen anyway though so you might as well tell me your name.

NO >:[

why are you so loud? are you that much against being known?

I AM A NORMAL HUMAN BEING

obviously not, or you wouldn't be shouting about it.

NO I AM

I JUST LIKE SHOUTING

well i don't believe you and i have ways of making people speak. so would advise just telling me a bit about yourself.

NO >:[

alright fine.

tell me about yourself

I am incredibly cool and reliable

i somehow doubt that, what's your name?

It's the truth!!

My name is cool person McAwesome

no its not. just tell me the truth.

My name is W-2-0.25

and what do people call you?

"You bloody menace"

*exasperated sight* as a name? and what is your relations with others like?

Nope, it's a nickname

People usually hate me

Except my mom and siblings- i love them so much-

your not giving me alot to go off of... what do people call you as a name? and are there any exceptions to the 'usually hate me' thing?

Ohhhh you meant- ... Wikipedia

Yeahh my siblings and mom :3

I think my brother Meaty hates me tho-

we got there in the end! finally. now are you just called that or re you actually an embodiment of the website wikipedia? and you have already said that, i was asking about anyone outside your family.

Embodiment

Ohhhh

Sealand and Samah don't hate me-

I think-

They're my best friends :D

oh i've met them! i met Samah back before I, uhh, my break.

Yeahhhh they're awesomeeee

... so back to you, do you have any abilities out of the ordinary?

i can bite you!!

not what i mean. also not 'out of the ordinary'.

I mean more like powers.

Rabies

again thats a natural thing, also you should probably go to a doctor or vet for that.

NEVER

fine! fine. its your body i guess.

are you gong to answer my question or do i have to make you again?

this should be simple. :[

Intro post!

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

main is @chaoticlittleguy

Thats ness! Yep. Compulsion (the ability to influence peoples minds to make them do things (answer questions in this case)) will be written like this

findings below:

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

interesting... i take it you aren't a fan of the idea of being documented. its going to happen anyway though so you might as well tell me your name.

NO >:[

why are you so loud? are you that much against being known?

I AM A NORMAL HUMAN BEING

obviously not, or you wouldn't be shouting about it.

NO I AM

I JUST LIKE SHOUTING

well i don't believe you and i have ways of making people speak. so would advise just telling me a bit about yourself.

NO >:[

alright fine.

tell me about yourself

I am incredibly cool and reliable

i somehow doubt that, what's your name?

It's the truth!!

My name is cool person McAwesome

no its not. just tell me the truth.

My name is W-2-0.25

and what do people call you?

"You bloody menace"

*exasperated sight* as a name? and what is your relations with others like?

Nope, it's a nickname

People usually hate me

Except my mom and siblings- i love them so much-

your not giving me alot to go off of... what do people call you as a name? and are there any exceptions to the 'usually hate me' thing?

Ohhhh you meant- ... Wikipedia

Yeahh my siblings and mom :3

I think my brother Meaty hates me tho-

we got there in the end! finally. now are you just called that or re you actually an embodiment of the website wikipedia? and you have already said that, i was asking about anyone outside your family.

Embodiment

Ohhhh

Sealand and Samah don't hate me-

I think-

They're my best friends :D

oh i've met them! i met Samah back before I, uhh, my break.

Yeahhhh they're awesomeeee

... so back to you, do you have any abilities out of the ordinary?

i can bite you!!

not what i mean. also not 'out of the ordinary'.

I mean more like powers.

Rabies

again thats a natural thing, also you should probably go to a doctor or vet for that.

well hello there fellow human! What's this you got goin on here with studying things?

hello... human?

oh im just documenting any out-of-the-ordinary people and creatures!

you seem coool :)

@the-name-stealer

why thank you!

who might you be?

Intro post!

Hello! this is the gimmick cryptozoologist, a gimmick blog investigating and categorising their finding on the oddities of tumblr! you can call them Nessie or Ness

he/they (for me and Ness)

‼️I (mod) am a minor, and Aromantic, so dont be creepy‼️

main is @chaoticlittleguy

Thats ness! Yep. Compulsion (the ability to influence peoples minds to make them do things (answer questions in this case)) will be written like this

findings below:

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

interesting... i take it you aren't a fan of the idea of being documented. its going to happen anyway though so you might as well tell me your name.

NO >:[

why are you so loud? are you that much against being known?

I AM A NORMAL HUMAN BEING

obviously not, or you wouldn't be shouting about it.

NO I AM

I JUST LIKE SHOUTING

well i don't believe you and i have ways of making people speak. so would advise just telling me a bit about yourself.

NO >:[

alright fine.

tell me about yourself

I am incredibly cool and reliable

i somehow doubt that, what's your name?

It's the truth!!

My name is cool person McAwesome

no its not. just tell me the truth.

My name is W-2-0.25

and what do people call you?

"You bloody menace"

*exasperated sight* as a name? and what is your relations with others like?

Nope, it's a nickname

People usually hate me

Except my mom and siblings- i love them so much-

your not giving me alot to go off of... what do people call you as a name? and are there any exceptions to the 'usually hate me' thing?

Ohhhh you meant- ... Wikipedia

Yeahh my siblings and mom :3

I think my brother Meaty hates me tho-

we got there in the end! finally. now are you just called that or re you actually an embodiment of the website wikipedia? and you have already said that, i was asking about anyone outside your family.

Embodiment

Ohhhh

Sealand and Samah don't hate me-

I think-

They're my best friends :D

oh i've met them! i met Samah back before I, uhh, my break.

Yeahhhh they're awesomeeee

... so back to you, do you have any abilities out of the ordinary?

i can bite you!!

not what i mean. also not 'out of the ordinary'.

I mean more like powers.

oh hello

you look interesting :]

-@the-gimmick-cryptozoologist

Hello hello!! Uhm... You look interesting as well? is that a compliment? I cannot tell!!

Well I hope I am interesting because I certainly don't want to be boring!

-Dr E.Worm

you can take it however you want. now, could i ask you a few questions?

Of course!! I ADORE questions!!

-Dr E.Worm

perfect! uh, but first, are you signing your own name at the end of every response?

There's another guy I know who's ALSO a Doctor Worm.

It's to differentiate!! I can stop if you wish!! >:]

((ooc: I keep responding with the wrong account sorry 😭))

you don't have to stop, i was just asking what it was for.

anyway, with the questions, could you tell me about any abilities you possess?

I do science things!!

I can talk to worms. I can practically control them!! Which may seem strange and non useful, BUT, I like to add some "modifications" to them!!

They're all treated very nicely, do not worry!!

fascinating... could you explain some of these modifications?

He skitters away and returns seconds later witl a box about the size of a tissue box. it has a label that says 'FRIENDS!' on it.

These are my worms!!

He takes one out of the box. they look like those Worm on a String toys but they're alive. The one he holds has three eyes.

This is Gabe he sees a lot.

oh I know those things! i loved them as a kid... and yes i bet he does...

are all of your modifications similar to this?

Yes!! None of them have the same modifications though!!

Gotta keep it original!!

of course. what's the worm with the most intensive 'modification'? id love to see the variety!

He takes out a worm with a bunch of little legs like a centipede spider thing almost

This is Hermie

awwwww! their adorable! may i hold them?

Of course!!

He gently placed Hermie onto their shoulder

He doesn't tend to bite!!

oh hello...

*going to skritch Hermie*

how- how often does he bite

you dont harm or do anything besides studying correct?

no no i don't do anything to hurt people that cooperate. that would be mean

ok cool, you dont have any evil thing going on do you?

i don't think so. i prefer to think of myself as a neutral force.

cool

and one more thing

would you like to sign this contract for your protection?

... what would this contract entail?

its a contract i give to newcomers whose presence i enjoy

it is a contract you sign if you want me to help you in more dangerous situations, you will also get a free shotgun (remington 870 + slug shots), and also def doesnt adopt you into my family tree as a child

hm. very interesting. could i take read?

flip a coin, a tails is yes a heads is no

............... i got a heads. yep. definitely a heads

cool, so you signing it?

wait... no... i lied the wrong way. dammit.

ugh, fine. do you have a pen?

you dont harm or do anything besides studying correct?

no no i don't do anything to hurt people that cooperate. that would be mean

ok cool, you dont have any evil thing going on do you?

i don't think so. i prefer to think of myself as a neutral force.

cool

and one more thing

would you like to sign this contract for your protection?

... what would this contract entail?

its a contract i give to newcomers whose presence i enjoy

it is a contract you sign if you want me to help you in more dangerous situations, you will also get a free shotgun (remington 870 + slug shots), and also def doesnt adopt you into my family tree as a child

hm. very interesting. could i take read?

flip a coin, a tails is yes a heads is no