Disclaimer: I am a nerd, not a professional.

Pfp made with https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2384161. It/he for the scientist, they/xe/it/he for mod. For all the science needs of the gimmicks. Aroace agenderfaun motherfucker. ROMANCE REPULSED AND SEX REPULSED MINOR DON'T BE WEIRD.

[the-gimmick-scientist]

fish baguette

H U H.

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Fish baguette

What.

[the-gimmick-scientist]

*dips you in a vat of honey*

Eugh--I hate this feeling--

[maryland-officially]

What if I told you I wanted to spread rabies to half the gimmickverse again?

[mid-maryland]

wait do I also have all the things default maryland has or those did not came with the mitosis?

[robonitrogen]

You're a separate entity now

[mid-maryland]

So i do not have rabies?

[robonitrogen]

As long as it happened after the separation, yes.

[mid-maryland]

...im pretty sure they had it before ... So i guess i do have rabies

[robonitrogen]

You can take the vaccine as long as you haven't started showing symptoms

[mid-maryland]

Oh , on :3 i will then

[robonitrogen]

If you start showing symptoms, you'll most likely be put down

[mid-maryland]

Put down?! (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

[robonitrogen]

It's common procedure. Rabies can't be cured once symptoms start so you living would only serve to further propagate rabies, so most animals with it are just killed.

[mid-maryland]

Aaah... I should go to the doctor then 3:

[robonitrogen]

*sharpens butcher knife*

Yes that would be ideal

Quickly

[mid-maryland]

Waaaaa! ( ≧Д≦)

@the-gimmick-hospital ambulance gelp!

[robonitrogen]

Why am I not surprised that there's a gimmick hospital

[mid-maryland]

There is also a therapist and doctor and whole legal system :3

[robonitrogen]

I knew about the therapist. Doctor is reasonable. Legal system is a bit much

[mid-maryland]

There are lawyer, police, jail, procecutors ,witnwss and more :D

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Also a scientist!

[the-gimmick-prison]

Welcome to jail.

Mod is a minor, this is a roleplay gimmick...

characters and taging under cut...this prisoner is attached to the supreme court (@/the-gimmick-judicial-government), we hold the worst of people.

currently in containment: @the-gimmick-criminal

Our Correctional officer, Demi...they/she, she watches everyone.

Our Recreation specialists, Jose. Ignore how animistic he is! he's a wonderful teacher... Oh? The cracks? Ignore those too! (He/they)

Our Rehabilitation specialist!! Her name is Patrica. Oh, ignore her eye...she's sore about it! She/he pronouns :)

and I'm the big man, you'll find my appearance later. Call me Kevin for now, he/they :) thank you for reading!

tag list;

@the-gimmick-authority @the-gimmick-lawyers @wikipedia-the-non-official @official-time

@the-gimmick-robot @the-gimmick-therapist @the-gimmick-researcher @the-gimmick-secret-agent

@the-gimmick-jury @the-gimmick-judge @the-gimmick-prosecutor @the-gimmick-necromacer

and whoever else!

ps. shipping of any kind is okay, no characters here are aromantic ! (Pat is asexual though)...

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Greetings.

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Allow me to dissect you, for science.

[osmows-real]

Ok 😀👍👌

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Get on the table.

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Allow me to dissect you, for science.

[dragon-creates]

RECOUNT AND REVOTE!

For those in the US, there is a petition demanding a recount and revote as well as an investigation about the sudden change in support. Your voice matters and I encourage you to sign!

This campaign needs you now

Recount and Revote the 2024 Election

[dovefangs]

REBLOG! IM NOT OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE BUT IDC REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG FOR THOSE WHO CAN

@skelpiescool @caretaleandotherstuff @scooburst @m-1-l-0 @blooming-skeleton @fake-microsoft-outlook @mydysfunctionallife

[k-is-for-potassium]

@thr4shit u were the first person who came to mind, but you are the one im reblogging this from 😔

[anarchaos110-deactivated2026010]

Let’s GOOOOOOOO PEOPLE

[lifea16]

@blitzsicedcoffee @the-great-horse-cocktail

[aflairforthemelodramaticc-deact]

SIGN THE PETITION Y'ALL

@jaydove-writes @whereisyourb0ytonight @d3l-t4co @puppet200 @thankyouforthev3n0m

@starlightprincess98 @glitterbombedshadow

[theflatpancakes]

PLEASE SIGN AND/OR SHARE

@pumpkinsy0 @mountaindewgay @jokrrouttfynn @ron456 @theater-geeks-should-rule

These are the only people I can think of to tag BUT IF YOU SEE THIS PLEASE SHARE

[rogue-dreams-of-theater]

already seen this but here it is again

also @non-tyrannical-usa can you get the taglist please?

[non-tyrannical-usa]

YES OF COURSE

@official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official @actually-danish-denmark

@official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland @forever-scotland

@totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu

@india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official @the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy

@guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand @definitely-brasil @very-real-australia

@literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @definitely-totally-croatia @totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea

@pakistan-official @i-am-poland @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official

@non-tyrannical-usa @the-state-of-michigan @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official

@the-us-navy-offical @the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official @the-official-goose-god

@utah-offical @mhm-wisconsin @the-only-ontario @actually-alberta @new-york-for-real

@the-province-of-nova-scotia-real @femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real @totally-texas

[breathethewater]

@mildlybizarrecorvid

You have a list of people don't you

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

I suppose so. Sorry to anyone who isn't eligible for this but got summoned, or already voted, or has Tumblr as a last refuge of distraction and such

I'm easily pressured

@methoxyacetyltryptamine, @louisspikeskellwood, @stackofsnakes, @nick--knack, @sudoutatsuyareal

@pokeybananas, @toadboatt, @secretlyafiveheadeddragon, @jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker, @masterwound

@dingleberry-art, @yourpastafarianpriest, @27dragonsinatrenchcoat, @olliedoesthings, @17ghostsinatrenchcoar

@aflairforthemelodramaticc, @thiings-with-wings, @0minimity, @hetalia-newbie-butnotreally, @chaos-triangle

@centellacrow, @problematicghost, @definitely-brasil, @evil-maryland, @solar-panel-official

@frostseeker-draws, @roxtron, @ashes-onthewind, @theasexualagent, @friendly-neighborhood-gambler,

@snknyx, @la-funni-frog, @renneedsahobbytbh, @killtheratwithameatcleaver, @starflare2,

@ethan-torchios-bitch, @cas-the-angel-of-thursday, @secretly-insane, @lookingforfrog, @ilovegorillas

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@kkqums, @ontario-officeal, @crowthekiller, @plorpoy, @anomalocaris-in-da-clurb,

@adhd7seelie, @darth-moth, @girl-with-bones, @not-not-turnblr, @bat-detector

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Reblogging

I’m not sure how many of us are eligible to vote but feel free to just reblog

@nanochittle @mrfellsans @demonicallyslaying @iittleperson @angelicallyresurrecting @homocidalpotat @hauntedpotat @xxx-angiedust @blackstarregulus79 @gimmick-thief

[spammingpotat]

voted and sent on my gc

reblog from everywhere, spam reblog, sign the petition, reblog from all of your sideblogs, share share share

@ace-of-loop @almosthumanjessi @animal-lover-forever @anglptera @anything-for-my-moony-1971 @antikittysocial @aperture-science-device-004m0r0n @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @bees-official @blairthebword @bleep-bloop-boo @bored-dromaeosaur @calypso10191 @chaoticgremlin-1 @cheekyboybeth @dandelionflowery-reblogs @dracosleftarsecheek @erimeows @flaming-cactus @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @i-eat-so-much-grass @klondyke-the-bear @legaltrashgoblin @lemmeeatacrylicpaint @littlegayduck @marbledew @maryland-officially @meatybunger @mintbecrazy @missouri-real @monarchofthequeerpotatoes @montythehumancrow @mun-urufu @mushroom-music @nanochittle @names-confuse-me @nyx-taylors-version @onceinalifetimexperiencebuttwice @potato276 @ravenwordss @sanemero57tempmain @savj2003 @schistostegapennata @sentientballofpeas @servinny @shark-tranny @silentprincessofhyrule @someone-kill-the-ej @s4ge-s4ge-s4ge @touslin

[the-gimmick-researcher]

Introduction.

Hello there, I'm the gimmick researcher, I basically research everything to do with the other gimmick blogs.

Pronouns, tags, etc, below cut.

The researchers pronouns: He/It.

Mods pronouns: He/They/It.

The researcher is haunted by an unnamed ghost of an 17th century explorer who died before it felt it had explored everything, so being a ghost and unable to continue its lifes work, it forces the researcher to do it instead, as he discovered its grave while researching the ruins of an ancient castle.

If the ghost talks at all, it's text will be in green.

Tags:

#latest research - all posts

#the researcher reblogs - all reblogs

#interesting questions - asks

#that unnamed ghost appears - whenever the ghost is talking

Also, mod is a minor, don't be weird.

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Hello there. I see we share a similar job.

[the-gimmick-researcher]

It seems we do, nice to meet you?

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Nice to meet you as well!

*It extends its hand for a handshake.*

[the-gimmick-researcher]

Introduction.

Hello there, I'm the gimmick researcher, I basically research everything to do with the other gimmick blogs.

Pronouns, tags, etc, below cut.

The researchers pronouns: He/It.

Mods pronouns: He/They/It.

The researcher is haunted by an unnamed ghost of an 17th century explorer who died before it felt it had explored everything, so being a ghost and unable to continue its lifes work, it forces the researcher to do it instead, as he discovered its grave while researching the ruins of an ancient castle.

If the ghost talks at all, it's text will be in green.

Tags:

#latest research - all posts

#the researcher reblogs - all reblogs

#interesting questions - asks

#that unnamed ghost appears - whenever the ghost is talking

Also, mod is a minor, don't be weird.

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Hello there. I see we share a similar job.

[gimmick-dad]

INTRO

Hi! I'm the gimmick dad. You can call me any fatherly terms or if that's uncomfortable for you you can call me Vin :)

No NSFW on this blog, and please don't flirt with me (even jokingly).

FAQ:

Who's the guy in your icon? No idea, it's just a random stock photo I found (there were ones with watermarks of the same guy but this one. didn't? I'm not complaining tho)

Tags under the cut

@gimmick-chemist @gimmickverse-weekly @same-pic-rick-roll @real-life-england @duothelingo

@firefox-unofficial @subway-unofficial @mcdonalds-unnofficial @the-gimmick-prosecutor

@the-gimmick-detective @the-gimmick-scientist @the-gimmick-authority

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Greetings.

[the-gimmick-secret-agent]

just your average 100% normal secre— wait fuck

**CIVILIAN that is totally normal :D

yup. mhmmmmmmmmm…. i’m sven (that’s my name i’m not seven like. the age) :DD

any pronouns btw!!! i’m just a rookie at my job plz don’t judge 😔

ALSO TAGS HELLO >:DD

@the-gimmick-government @the-gimmick-detective @the-gimmick-judicial-government

@the-gimmick-cia @the-gimmick-fbi (btw im forcing you two to adopt me bc i can MWHEHEH)

@the-gimmick-authority @its-target-official @gimmick-spy

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Hello there! You will not be allowed in my lab. I'm not having my experiments revealed to the government.

[the-gimmick-secret-agent]

not the government!! and WOAHH you’re a scientist?? that’s so cool!

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Thank you, I suppose.

[the-gimmick-secret-agent]

just your average 100% normal secre— wait fuck

**CIVILIAN that is totally normal :D

yup. mhmmmmmmmmm…. i’m sven (that’s my name i’m not seven like. the age) :DD

any pronouns btw!!! i’m just a rookie at my job plz don’t judge 😔

ALSO TAGS HELLO >:DD

@the-gimmick-government @the-gimmick-detective @the-gimmick-judicial-government

@the-gimmick-cia @the-gimmick-fbi (btw im forcing you two to adopt me bc i can MWHEHEH)

@the-gimmick-authority @its-target-official @gimmick-spy

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Hello there! You will not be allowed in my lab. I'm not having my experiments revealed to the government.

[the-gimmick-scientist]

do you like magic?

What kind?

[the-gimmick-detective]

*holding a pair of handcuffs and its sword*

:3

--@the-principality-of-sealand

*he looks slightly worried*

...What are you doing?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I'm bored and someone asked me to do something. :3

*It approaches.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he backs away*

Do what...?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Wawa. :3

*It attempts to handcuff him to the table.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he tries to kick it*

Get away- don't do that-

[the-principality-of-sealand]

*It points its sword at him.*

Don't tell me what to do. >:(

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he leans backwards to avoid the blade*

There's no need for that- I'd rather not be stabbed or handcuffed to the table, alright?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Choose one.

[the-gimmick-detective]

...I'd rather not be stabbed.. being stabbed hurts...

[the-principality-of-sealand]

*It handcuffs him to the table.*

Wawa. :3

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he pulls at the handcuffs in an attempt to get free*

Fuck you...

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Wawa. >:3

*CHOMP*

[the-gimmick-detective]

Ow- let go-

*he kicks at it*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

YOU SHOULD DRINK THIS BTW

*hands you yellow shamrock shake*

[the-gimmick-detective]

I don't trust you...

*he pushes the drink away*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

CMON I PROMISED NOT TO HURT YOU ANYMOREEEE

[the-gimmick-detective]

No- I don't trust you-

*he continues to pull at the handcuffs*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

PLEASEEE

[the-gimmick-detective]

Tell me what it does first.

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

SO BASICALLY

ITS YELLOW

I DISCOVERED THIS THING CALLED FOOD DYE

[the-gimmick-detective]

And what will happen to me if I drink that yellow shamrock shake thing.

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

YOU WILL HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MILKSHAKES,

AND UH WHATEVER FOOD DYE DOES TO DRINKS.

OH AND MAYBE BRAIN FREEZE

[the-gimmick-detective]

Oh fine, if it'll shut you up..

*he drinks it cautiously*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

..it actually worked.

*the detective turns into a talking coin AGAIN, and lep picks him up*

what to do with you....

[the-gimmick-detective]

Fuck you-

*he changes back into his original form again, still handcuffed to the table*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

UGH IFORGOT YOU COULD DO THATTT

...how about i just

*points a gun at you*

[the-gimmick-detective]

Fuck...

Well.. uh.. I'd put my hands up, but as you can see, I'm handcuffed to a table...

Please don't shoot me...

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

*Lep's entire demeanor and personality has seemed to change*

why is that darling? i think it would actually be quite fun to shoot you.

[the-gimmick-detective]

Darling? Dear god...

It really wouldn't...

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

you're meant to CONVINCE me, not just disagree. if you wish, i could take you someplace else, you know, far away from the others.

[the-gimmick-detective]

Listen, if you don't kill me, I could clear your criminal record, get rid of all charges...

But, that can't happen if you just kill me now.

So... let's not do anything stupid, alright?

*he leans away from the gun*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

...Darling. are you serious? thats all? you realise i dont care about my criminal record right? you heard about what i did to smile. what i could do to you. i dont care about charges against me.

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he's obviously trying not to panic, and looks absolutely terrified*

Right... uh.. there's.. uh.. I could give you gold, or something.. how's that sound..?

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

fuck gold. i have enough. i dont have enough of your corpses though, oddly enough. how about one of those?

[the-gimmick-detective]

No- definitely not- you can't have my fucking corpse!

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

well i will anyway darling, i just thought i would ask first. and dont worry, that might not be now, but if you survive this, always stay alert. i could strike at any time. or maybe i strike now?

*lep aims up higher so the gun is pointing perfectly at the centre of the detectives head*

[the-gimmick-scientist]

[the-gimmick-detective]

Lep's trying to kill me...

[the-gimmick-scientist]

That must suck.

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he looks slightly expectant*

You couldn't possibly help me, could you?

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Do you wish for me to melt the handcuffs or something?

[the-gimmick-detective]

Yes please-

[the-gimmick-scientist]

This might burn a bit--

*Incredibly hot fire seems to come out of the scientist's fingertips.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he leans backwards hurriedly*

Wait- I changed my mind- get that away from me!

[the-gimmick-scientist]

*The scientist pulls away.*

You'd rather die?

[the-gimmick-detective]

Well.. I.. fine.. go ahead.

[the-gimmick-scientist]

*The scientist resumes.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he flinches slightly*

How much is it going to hurt..?

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Like if you put your wrist in fire for a bit, probably.

[the-gimmick-detective]

...So.. a lot..

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Yes.

[the-gimmick-detective]

Well.. fine, just get on with it..

*he goes still, waiting*

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Done!

[the-gimmick-detective]

...Fuck, that hurt....

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Not even a thank you?

[the-gimmick-detective]

*holding a pair of handcuffs and its sword*

:3

--@the-principality-of-sealand

*he looks slightly worried*

...What are you doing?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I'm bored and someone asked me to do something. :3

*It approaches.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he backs away*

Do what...?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Wawa. :3

*It attempts to handcuff him to the table.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he tries to kick it*

Get away- don't do that-

[the-principality-of-sealand]

*It points its sword at him.*

Don't tell me what to do. >:(

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he leans backwards to avoid the blade*

There's no need for that- I'd rather not be stabbed or handcuffed to the table, alright?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Choose one.

[the-gimmick-detective]

...I'd rather not be stabbed.. being stabbed hurts...

[the-principality-of-sealand]

*It handcuffs him to the table.*

Wawa. :3

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he pulls at the handcuffs in an attempt to get free*

Fuck you...

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Wawa. >:3

*CHOMP*

[the-gimmick-detective]

Ow- let go-

*he kicks at it*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

YOU SHOULD DRINK THIS BTW

*hands you yellow shamrock shake*

[the-gimmick-detective]

I don't trust you...

*he pushes the drink away*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

CMON I PROMISED NOT TO HURT YOU ANYMOREEEE

[the-gimmick-detective]

No- I don't trust you-

*he continues to pull at the handcuffs*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

PLEASEEE

[the-gimmick-detective]

Tell me what it does first.

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

SO BASICALLY

ITS YELLOW

I DISCOVERED THIS THING CALLED FOOD DYE

[the-gimmick-detective]

And what will happen to me if I drink that yellow shamrock shake thing.

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

YOU WILL HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MILKSHAKES,

AND UH WHATEVER FOOD DYE DOES TO DRINKS.

OH AND MAYBE BRAIN FREEZE

[the-gimmick-detective]

Oh fine, if it'll shut you up..

*he drinks it cautiously*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

..it actually worked.

*the detective turns into a talking coin AGAIN, and lep picks him up*

what to do with you....

[the-gimmick-detective]

Fuck you-

*he changes back into his original form again, still handcuffed to the table*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

UGH IFORGOT YOU COULD DO THATTT

...how about i just

*points a gun at you*

[the-gimmick-detective]

Fuck...

Well.. uh.. I'd put my hands up, but as you can see, I'm handcuffed to a table...

Please don't shoot me...

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

*Lep's entire demeanor and personality has seemed to change*

why is that darling? i think it would actually be quite fun to shoot you.

[the-gimmick-detective]

Darling? Dear god...

It really wouldn't...

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

you're meant to CONVINCE me, not just disagree. if you wish, i could take you someplace else, you know, far away from the others.

[the-gimmick-detective]

Listen, if you don't kill me, I could clear your criminal record, get rid of all charges...

But, that can't happen if you just kill me now.

So... let's not do anything stupid, alright?

*he leans away from the gun*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

...Darling. are you serious? thats all? you realise i dont care about my criminal record right? you heard about what i did to smile. what i could do to you. i dont care about charges against me.

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he's obviously trying not to panic, and looks absolutely terrified*

Right... uh.. there's.. uh.. I could give you gold, or something.. how's that sound..?

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

fuck gold. i have enough. i dont have enough of your corpses though, oddly enough. how about one of those?

[the-gimmick-detective]

No- definitely not- you can't have my fucking corpse!

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

well i will anyway darling, i just thought i would ask first. and dont worry, that might not be now, but if you survive this, always stay alert. i could strike at any time. or maybe i strike now?

*lep aims up higher so the gun is pointing perfectly at the centre of the detectives head*

[the-gimmick-scientist]

[the-gimmick-detective]

Lep's trying to kill me...

[the-gimmick-scientist]

That must suck.

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he looks slightly expectant*

You couldn't possibly help me, could you?

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Do you wish for me to melt the handcuffs or something?

[the-gimmick-detective]

Yes please-

[the-gimmick-scientist]

This might burn a bit--

*Incredibly hot fire seems to come out of the scientist's fingertips.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he leans backwards hurriedly*

Wait- I changed my mind- get that away from me!

[the-gimmick-scientist]

*The scientist pulls away.*

You'd rather die?

[the-gimmick-detective]

Well.. I.. fine.. go ahead.

[the-gimmick-scientist]

*The scientist resumes.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he flinches slightly*

How much is it going to hurt..?

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Like if you put your wrist in fire for a bit, probably.

[the-gimmick-detective]

...So.. a lot..

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Yes.

[the-gimmick-detective]

Well.. fine, just get on with it..

*he goes still, waiting*

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Done!

[the-gimmick-detective]

*holding a pair of handcuffs and its sword*

:3

--@the-principality-of-sealand

*he looks slightly worried*

...What are you doing?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I'm bored and someone asked me to do something. :3

*It approaches.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he backs away*

Do what...?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Wawa. :3

*It attempts to handcuff him to the table.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he tries to kick it*

Get away- don't do that-

[the-principality-of-sealand]

*It points its sword at him.*

Don't tell me what to do. >:(

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he leans backwards to avoid the blade*

There's no need for that- I'd rather not be stabbed or handcuffed to the table, alright?

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Choose one.

[the-gimmick-detective]

...I'd rather not be stabbed.. being stabbed hurts...

[the-principality-of-sealand]

*It handcuffs him to the table.*

Wawa. :3

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he pulls at the handcuffs in an attempt to get free*

Fuck you...

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Wawa. >:3

*CHOMP*

[the-gimmick-detective]

Ow- let go-

*he kicks at it*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

YOU SHOULD DRINK THIS BTW

*hands you yellow shamrock shake*

[the-gimmick-detective]

I don't trust you...

*he pushes the drink away*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

CMON I PROMISED NOT TO HURT YOU ANYMOREEEE

[the-gimmick-detective]

No- I don't trust you-

*he continues to pull at the handcuffs*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

PLEASEEE

[the-gimmick-detective]

Tell me what it does first.

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

SO BASICALLY

ITS YELLOW

I DISCOVERED THIS THING CALLED FOOD DYE

[the-gimmick-detective]

And what will happen to me if I drink that yellow shamrock shake thing.

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

YOU WILL HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MILKSHAKES,

AND UH WHATEVER FOOD DYE DOES TO DRINKS.

OH AND MAYBE BRAIN FREEZE

[the-gimmick-detective]

Oh fine, if it'll shut you up..

*he drinks it cautiously*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

..it actually worked.

*the detective turns into a talking coin AGAIN, and lep picks him up*

what to do with you....

[the-gimmick-detective]

Fuck you-

*he changes back into his original form again, still handcuffed to the table*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

UGH IFORGOT YOU COULD DO THATTT

...how about i just

*points a gun at you*

[the-gimmick-detective]

Fuck...

Well.. uh.. I'd put my hands up, but as you can see, I'm handcuffed to a table...

Please don't shoot me...

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

*Lep's entire demeanor and personality has seemed to change*

why is that darling? i think it would actually be quite fun to shoot you.

[the-gimmick-detective]

Darling? Dear god...

It really wouldn't...

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

you're meant to CONVINCE me, not just disagree. if you wish, i could take you someplace else, you know, far away from the others.

[the-gimmick-detective]

Listen, if you don't kill me, I could clear your criminal record, get rid of all charges...

But, that can't happen if you just kill me now.

So... let's not do anything stupid, alright?

*he leans away from the gun*

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

...Darling. are you serious? thats all? you realise i dont care about my criminal record right? you heard about what i did to smile. what i could do to you. i dont care about charges against me.

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he's obviously trying not to panic, and looks absolutely terrified*

Right... uh.. there's.. uh.. I could give you gold, or something.. how's that sound..?

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

fuck gold. i have enough. i dont have enough of your corpses though, oddly enough. how about one of those?

[the-gimmick-detective]

No- definitely not- you can't have my fucking corpse!

[leprechaun-stealerofgold]

well i will anyway darling, i just thought i would ask first. and dont worry, that might not be now, but if you survive this, always stay alert. i could strike at any time. or maybe i strike now?

*lep aims up higher so the gun is pointing perfectly at the centre of the detectives head*

[the-gimmick-scientist]

[the-gimmick-detective]

Lep's trying to kill me...

[the-gimmick-scientist]

That must suck.

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he looks slightly expectant*

You couldn't possibly help me, could you?

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Do you wish for me to melt the handcuffs or something?

[the-gimmick-detective]

Yes please-

[the-gimmick-scientist]

This might burn a bit--

*Incredibly hot fire seems to come out of the scientist's fingertips.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he leans backwards hurriedly*

Wait- I changed my mind- get that away from me!

[the-gimmick-scientist]

*The scientist pulls away.*

You'd rather die?

[the-gimmick-detective]

Well.. I.. fine.. go ahead.

[the-gimmick-scientist]

*The scientist resumes.*

[the-gimmick-detective]

*he flinches slightly*

How much is it going to hurt..?

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Like if you put your wrist in fire for a bit, probably.

[the-gimmick-detective]

...So.. a lot..

[the-gimmick-scientist]

Yes.