gnoblin's hoard

historically pretty cool • (she/he) • shitty personal website: clamshell.neocities.org

[the-gnoblin]

sorry to everybody who follows me I am being consumed by space

[the-gnoblin]

deadass among us might be the perfect game

[the-gnoblin]

is uvx running today? is it not? nobody knows and nobody will tell me

[the-gnoblin]

okay well to be fair, the website is displaying "no routes for the selected time frame" or whatever but Google maps is saying I should be able to take it just fine. and she is known to lie. but I think it would be nice if somebody could say "UVX not in service for Pioneer Day!" with a lot of confidence and authority

[the-gnoblin]

is uvx running today? is it not? nobody knows and nobody will tell me

[sketchupnfries]

Felt like drawing a short and cute PHM comic thing

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[the-lemon-light]

@the-gnoblin

[edgebug]

go my conventionally attractive pentapod!!!! he's all done!!! I love him!!!!

process photos under readmore :)

he was 3d printed from the official model at 250% scale, and and then I sanded him a lot and used filler primer and apoxie sculpt to get him to this point,

then i was sick of how his joints would just come apart, they were so loose and it sucked, so i got some bolts and did some HEAVY mods to his legs

then I had to melt the plastic with a clean hot glue gun so i could sink the bolts and nuts flush. COULD I have done that in a CAD program and printed him that way? yeah maybe but I do not know how to use a CAD program !!

and then I used apoxie sculpt to hide the bolt holes and I started painting...

and I just layered a million layers of acrylic paint and then matte varnish and then a spray of mr super clear and then some UV resin (clear gel nail polish LMAO) to make his shiny green bits and mate marks extra crystalline

and now he's all done!!! I lov him

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[dogsuffrage]

Download the AirNow app TODAY!

[anywhoozles]

[the-lemon-light]

@the-gnoblin

[the-gnoblin]

10/10 upgrade gimme ten more of em

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[dear-lucrow]

Much like Barbie, every Jessica is canon!

[zinesbycee]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[the-gnoblin]

area girl getting in over her head 💀

[jerkeline]

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[the-gnoblin]

I have not played Wordle in literal years, let's see what the fuss is about

[the-gnoblin]

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[the-gnoblin]

I have not played Wordle in literal years, let's see what the fuss is about