yes, they actually said this.

stuff i found on the internet. quotes i've done: Markiplier, Derp Crew, Jacksepticeye, Seananners, SovietWomble, JeromeThugLoveJones, Trixie & Katya, and KryozGaming

[night-springs]

You’re both failures. An MI6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything she touches.

[the-great-azoo]

see, when the GAME tries to bully me, it just doesn't work. only I can bully me. so there.

[the-great-azoo]

"You think we buying this game out of nostalgia, but you HATE the game out of nostalgia. You remember the games being different than what they ar- they've ALWAYS been trash. Always. You have never in your life have you ever played a Pokémon game and said 'that was game of the year', not once in your sorry ass life."

-Snark, 2019.

[the-great-azoo]

"I'd probably touch a penis if it made her happy."

-ChilledChaos, 2017.

[the-great-azoo]

"Welcome back. As you can see around me, nature is bullshit."

-Brandon Rodgers as Dorian Ditsen, 2019.

[the-great-azoo]

Shofu: "Wait wait wait, Shizzy I wanna know what the thought process on that was. Why did you switch to Cherim?"

Shizzy: "Peep game, right, so Cherim is cherry, right? Now I'm saying the cherry on top of the cake on-on-on- pie, dessert. And-and then, I hit this healing wish expecting it to heal th-the plight of the people in Af-Afric-..."

Shofu:...

Shizzy: "y'know what I'm sayin so we back up in this battle!"

[salty-nigga-senpai]

Dis Cypher, I replay it all the time.

[the-great-azoo]

no one:

absolutely no one:

seriously, not a single soul:

Shizzy: "Y O U S M E L L L I K E S H I T."

[the-great-azoo]

"Penis: p-e-n-i-s

Part of: dick."

Daithi De Nogla, 2019.

[the-great-azoo]

Everyone: *reads someone's disrespectful comment left in chat*

Scoot: "You KNOW it was Shizzy."

Shofu: "It had to be Shizzy."

PK: "That's terrible."

Shizzy: "What are you saying?"

Shofu: "Wait, so you're saying it wasn't you?"

Shizzy: "I'm not saying that, but I'm saying what do you mean?"

[the-great-azoo]

"This is not a read; but your whole body and face and your ass is the problem to you?"

-Trixie Mattel, 2020

[the-great-azoo]

Co-ordinated dress code

Delirious: "We lookin like a TEAM!"

Wildcat: "'We are lookin like a team'. That is one thing we DON'T look like. We look like four people standing next to each other."

[the-great-azoo]

"Occupied Japan Simpson? I know her, I know that queen."

-Trixie Mattel, 2020.

[the-great-azoo]

"You want me to be this stifled, flickering flame in a wet cave, but I'm busting out, daddy."

-Trixie Mattel, 2020.

[the-great-azoo]

"Go easy as I inject you with this horrible, horrible concoction of cocaine, crack, and heroin. Some uppers and some downers and a mixture of Adderall to really get you going. And some Ritalin to really mellow you out. And then I got, like, alcohol in there just to keep it all nice and even. Then I got some Viagra for... later. That's not for you, horsey, that's for me."

-Markiplier, 2018.

[the-great-azoo]

"Oh, its a suck-mobile gun! It's a suck 'em. It's the suckinator. Its, um, suffering SUCCotash."

-Markiplier, 2016.

[the-great-azoo]

Pacifier

Wade: *smacks lips* "Sorry, I was flapping my gums, what you say?"

Mark: "You gotta get that looked at, man."

Wade: "I'm TEETHING."

[the-great-azoo]

"Stop being racist, just do drugs."

-MacDoesIt, 2019.