Goddamn Phonies

NYC, 17. Don't talk to me about school.

[the-holden-caulfield]

Phonies.

The Catcher And The Cycle

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[the-holden-caulfield]

Do you love me an only meeeee?? Bats eyelashes

#remake

[the-holden-caulfield]

caulfield! do you like cauliflowers

Haha. I get it because they both start with "caul" you think you're sooo clever.

But I guess they're okay

[the-holden-caulfield]

Do you have a labubu

I have a bad smoking habit and an even worse additude but that's about it

[the-holden-caulfield]

Today I'm going to a birthday party for a goddamn baby. Can you believe that? A birthday party for a baby. The baby can't even talk, how's it supposed to remember some lousy birthday party? Anyways, some Hollywood prostitute that knows JB had another one and he wants me to go. Why me? I don't know the baby and I sure as hell don't want to be around a bunch of phonies all day...

[the-holden-caulfield]

Adopt me or royale high

Are these the goddamn phony games Phoebe was talking to me about??

[keychaintabithascarlet]

There’s a point of liking a character where it just gets stupid because why am I thinking about if Holden Caulfield would enjoy fishing

[the-holden-caulfield]

Ooc: he thinks it's pointless so of course he likes it

[himandhymn]

while you guys use chatgpt to make decisions for you. im talking to holden caulfield. and hes telling me everything is phony

[the-holden-caulfield]

I approve of this message

[the-holden-caulfield]

Holden, are you an American Idiot?

I prefer American Smart Ass

[the-holden-caulfield]

holden do u like sigeon pex or sennis tex better

I hate this goddamn website

[the-holden-caulfield]

Hold on hold on

How clever 🫩

[thecatcherlntherye]

hey everyone this is rlly important what music would holden listen to

[the-holden-caulfield]

A LOT of punk. But specifically punk in his local scene and in the UK. Also some post-punk

Alice Donut (New York based)

Early Beastie Boy

Billy Idol

Burn (New York Based)

The Clash

Talking Heads

XTC

Definitely into some super stupid melodramatic shit, too. With a side of post-hardcore

Black Box Recorder

The Jesus and Mary Chain

The Smiths

Title Fight (hates "tiktok" fans)

[the-holden-caulfield]

OOC: Sorry for not being active I think I found my Jane (iykyk)

[the-holden-caulfield]

She really was (she got away)

[the-holden-caulfield]

Holden do u listen to the smiths or radiohead

Both singers sound like they'd rather blow their brains out then keep singing, so naturally I like them. Not the greatest bands ever but no one is anymore

[the-holden-caulfield]

I have 3 good ahh questions

What’s a good style of fashion that you like Holden?

If could speak any language which would you (You should say Spanish so that we can twin bc I speak some of it 😛)

How do you feel about the time you’re living in (late 40s and the 50s)

Hmmmm

1. I've always admired the punk look. Broad and all, but the more outgoing the better.

2. I always liked the sound of Russian, but yeah Spanish is cool and all, too. Anything but stupid ol french.

3. I don't know how I feel about it; I never lived in another time, so I guess it's okay. I mean, I'm sure it's a great time for the men in suits or housewives. But I don't know, everyone wants to get married and I just don't see the need for a ring.

[the-holden-caulfield]

What’s ur fav clothing brands or do u just thrift? And whats a country you really wanna go to?

Why spend my lousy allowance on clothes when I could just stich the damn things myself?

For countries? Hmmm, I guess I'd like to see Canada, for the wilderness and all.

[jun--koko]

A random person: smoking can cause many negative side effects like yellow teeth, lung cancer, throat cancer, bad bre-

Holden caulfield: fuh that

*Smokes 5 billion cigarettes *

[the-holden-caulfield]

Who's spying on me???