Holden Vitamin Caulfield

| He/him | | ur local Tabitha enthusiast | Big Boy Now |

[enki2]

[keychaintabithascarlet]

Gender I don’t caaaaaaare I don’t caaaaaaaaaaaaare fuck offfffffffff

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[keychaintabithascarlet]

So yuri pilled I’m shipping Jesse Faden and The Oldest House

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[electronicmail]

(killing with a hatchet) you guys dont think im offputting, do you?

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[make-me-president]

love when tumblr does the 'people are liking your post!' and it's just one mutual. that's right my friend counts for a crowd :)

[bowies-partner]

I love my friends

Theyre so peak

And make me very happy

[aceofpans]

give your intrusive thoughts a name so that when they crop up you can say fuck off Jesse. Or Charlie. Or uhh… Patricia. Idk

[mawofthemagnetar]

No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

*watching a mutual post yuri* twin knows ball 😁

*watching a mutual post yaoi* twin knows balls 🤔

[itsyourproblem]

Is There Any Way To Commit Suicide Without Actually Like Dying Forever Like Any way To just like Make a point

[beansfrombeans]

that art would have been sexier if you'd made him fat btw

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuck it, i'm not driving. put whipped cream on those strawberries.

[lucemferto]

When you're on your meds: I'm doing so good now. Maybe I don't even need them anymore.

Day 1 of not taking them: Life is all horrible. I will never be fulfilled. The Universe hates me. Also I am nauseous.

[keychaintabithascarlet]

Hello Creep fans, does anyone have songs they associate with creep 2? Specifically Sarah and Wolfie, I love playlistssssss. Here’s what I have so far!