My Breath, It Smells Of Barnacles...

My eyes reflect the flames... You can spell it out in Chinese... Cuz Beelzebub is my name!

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[amiguruineapig]

[lycanycteris]

[hippy-craic]

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[granite-lady]

Plastic Man is autistic. He's transgender. Sometimes he's a girl. He's 3116 years old. He's an immigrant. He has a transatlantic accent. He was t4t for a blonde woman. He bottoms for his sidekick. And he's even bisexual.

[scramratz]

How you gonna be a transphobic cis gay man and turn around and call your asshole a “boypussy” stolen valor mf

[elonmuskisabitch]

happy ides of march

[elonmuskisabitch]

if you all don’t light this up for ten years on saturday…

[elonmuskisabitch]

happy ides of march

[elonmuskisabitch]

if you all don’t light this up for ten years on saturday…

[elonmuskisabitch]

happy ides of march

[elonmuskisabitch]

if you all don’t light this up for ten years on saturday…

[elonmuskisabitch]

happy ides of march

[elonmuskisabitch]

if you all don’t light this up for ten years on saturday…

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[aspirateur-killeuse]

[inkwellraven]

What made me laugh most is that the post just days "sponsored by parmesean cheese." Not a cheese brand. Parmesean itself as an entity and business.

Big Parma, if you will.

[knitmeapony]

Villa began working with Parmigiano Reggiano—the official consortium of authentic parmesan cheese producers—in 2021

She is actually literally sponsored by big Parma

[the-horrible-human-fly]

You guys gotta stop tagging Elon Musk stuff with ‘elongated man’. Ralph Dibny is a hero and his legacy shouldn’t be tarnished by association with a fascist.

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?