Just here for the art

and also for the dumpster fire

[cosmicretreat]

The return of Shameless Fled Cruz

[lavender-linens]

To all the people in the tags joking about Rafael Edward Cruz being the most accurate severe weather alert system in Texas, the news has you covered!

[thesummerstorms]

DFW Local source:

Ted Cruz spotted on a plane to Laguna Beach ahead of Texas winter storm

A photo of Senator Ted Cruz on a plane to Laguna Beach as Texas braces for a winter storm is drawing a lot of attention.

Houston source:

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas/article/ted-cruz-california-winter-storm-21307035.php

Supposedly he said he would be back before the storm but there weren't any actual updates that he is as of the first few links in the Google search. And I'm not holding my breath.

[inkwellraven]

Hey babe! New Waffle House Index just dropped.

[carpe-aurore]

Biting killing maiming ect

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

feeling u bestieeee

[inkwellraven]

This is some twisted emotion, love becomes obsession, DnD vampire shit and I am HERE for it.

[thespiritofeon]

yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

THE TAGS

[captainlordauditor]

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

[brain-deadx0]

He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him

[vareidow]

[dr3am-operator]

happy pride month to HIM

[inkwellraven]

Legend.

[reisartjunk-deactivated20181217]

trying to explain english to an italian

[inkwellraven]

Just had to add, if you're really jacked, you can also lift a car.

[dsudis]

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

[relevant-catnik]

Hmm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

[inkwellraven]

So . . . the executive order signed that states "'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell." and "'Male' means the person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the small reproductive cell." And since we either know from study or simply from watching Jurassic Park that many embryos, human included, start as Female and the gene to make a fetus male expresses in the second month of pregnancy, ALL persons, at conception, are Female.

So . . .

God creates man, God creates woman, man destroys God, man destroyes MAN, woman inherits the earth.

And anyone identifying as a man, according to this order, is a woman identifying as a man, otherwise, a transgender man.

[thebibliosphere]

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

[inkwellraven]

The most accurate I've seen this summed up.

[holybeings]

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

[raspberryripley]

[foxes-in-love]

[inkwellraven]

The struggle is real.

[wizardarchetypes]

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

[carolinalaurel]

One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!

The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”

i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed

[lezbadeez]

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

[lnich]

[datmoongamer]

I wasn’t expecting much. Maybe Vader’s baritone with hints of melody. I was *not* expecting it to be a masterpiece, what the fuck, this is a million times better than I was expecting and it’s unironically really good. Turn on that volume button.

[once-a-polecat]

I mean, these are the dudes that did Stacy’s Dad, I expect nothing less than brilliance.

[inkwellraven]

Sub-radio is awesome and this is no exception. This one will probably always be my favorite, though.

[mavhenan]

Nyachooh

[mythical-mithaps]

AHHHHHHH THEYRE SO FRIGGIN' CUTE OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! 💖💞💝💕💓💗❤️

This gives me SO MUCH cuteness aggression I can't-

[deviantplum]

The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]

[inkwellraven]

[secondlina]

Happy Crowy Yule! It's a reall whose who of Yuletide.

[inkwellraven]

Nothing quite like the year of the jackdaw last year, but congrats to the still surviving Gävle Goat and Happy Yule to all!!

[a-mildly-insane-ferret]

Merry Christmas, You Potatoes :3

[rudamaruda520]

me as a writer

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

just putting it out there, but-

you don't need "a whole story around it" for it to be a work of art