I'm a plus size model for personalities

My name is Luke. I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, although I really don't like the taste of pineapple and am not a huge fan of wet feet. Say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight. I'll appear and probably pet your animals and say you're really pretty then leave.

[avatarstateyipyip]

gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong

every person in the car:

[wwwbackslashcreedthoughts]

me when i talk about Miz Cracker to my straight male friends

[veryfunnymemes]

[hunchoeatsfirst]

lmfao

[recognizes-blog]

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

[barbes-rochechouart]

And sometimes you Miss Vaaaanjie

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

this is why we don’t have rights

[antonnius]

Me calling my friend at 4 am: miss

Friend: stop

Me: Vanjie…

[sovietnam]

[wizcoylifa]

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

[ithelpstodream]

[pocmemes]

Got the Tumblr email which of y’all is a Russian plant

[animusrox]

[onlytwitterpics]

[paprika]

[elitelifekd]

[paper-mario-wiki]

i can assure you i do not

[lsseymiyake]

Mood board | Sensitivity, Romance

[thejokes-deactivated20161231]

This post got demolished

[fursoni]

*touches the soil*

Something terrible happened here…

[mediocreclarinetplayer]

Years of playing Pokémon has given me all the knowledge needed to know what Pokémon that is

[mediocreclarinetplayer]

[memewhore]

[xxxtictacion]

Why bother living when this exists

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

eat that ass pooh

[loving-gaze]

@khanos

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

me

[memewhore]

[smarter]

what the fuck hannah

[thequeenbey]

LEMONADE