girlbossing too close to the sun

hi im lila! im mainly just here because 1 parenthood is driving me nuts. and 2. i want to harass people. (an ic/ask blog for lila pitts from the umbrella academy, feel free to send in asks!)

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

i honestly keep forgetting this website exists

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

ass or tits?

I was in a relationship with the upper half of a mannequin. Take a guess.

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

tits all the way honestly

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

nah what in the actual fuck is this new layout???

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

https://uquiz.com/quiz/tjZ8p6/what-form-of-love-do-you-embody

yeah this isn't surprising lmao

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

@klaussal @originalkniveslover This feels like something you'd do.

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

if they don’t i will

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

Your onlyfans?

why would i have an onlyfans

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

Frappe and food's here. Also got your boyfriend a drink just in case but I have no clue what he likes so it's just an Americano because he seems like he'd want soulless coffee

aww thanks 🥰🥰

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

Moving to assault Five's asks, frappe will be with you in a bit. You want a brownie or something too?

👀 two brownies

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

Then why would he think that? Why would he think I'd just up and leave? I thought he knew me better than that.

look, five, no offense but this is really a conversation you should be having with your actual boyfriend and not me okay?? i dont even know what happened between you two but if hes said something to hurt you then you actually need to talk about it. which is rich coming from me but this isnt about me

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

Do you think I'm the type of person who'd just abandon someone I care about?

i mean you lived in a hell scape for like four decades because youre a sappy bastard who loves his family too much. so, no, obviously not

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

It's not about that. I appreciate what you're saying, Darian, but it's not about that.

then what in the actual fuck is it about because it would be a hell of a lot more helpful if you actually told us

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

"they can't trust me."

I would easily trust this guy with literally everything I have, what is he on about. That's a problem on your end, most of us already trust you more than we trust ourselves, but you're labelling trust as how willing we are to sit down and do group therapy with you. That's about how open we are about things, not whether or not we trust you. You know you can talk to any of us at any time, we're all willing and delighted to have conversations with you. Doesn't matter what the topic is, could be about roadkill for all we care, we just like talking to you and want you to be alright. If you can't trust us because we're not sharing the deep and deathly traumatic backstory of every day to day event, then sure. But we trust you

(Sorry you're the middleman Lila, we'll get you a frappe to make up for it😔)

it better be a salted caramel frappe

@fourfuckinghorsemen message for you, dumbass

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

Costa. Not Starbucks.

same thing 🙄

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

Chocolate fudge brownie frappe mocha.

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

literally how are you not diabetic 

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

Costa. Not Starbucks.

same thing 🙄

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

I can't trust people when they can't trust me.

and what makes you think i trust you? i know damn well you would sell my soul for one of those starbucks brownie frappes

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

Sorry. There isn't exactly anyone else to ask about this. It's fine, I'll be fine, thank you for answering.

you really need to make some more friends, or start trusting your current friends 🙄

[the-hotter-sentient-std]

I don't think it's shit luck. It's me. I'm doing something wrong. If I wasn't doing something wrong, then I wouldn't keep screwing things up. So what am I doing wrong?

look i know you need support and reassurance or whatever. but i am really not the best person for this. i mean. i met diego in a fuckin nuthouse. do you really think i'm qualified to be giving relationship advice? fuck no