La Sicaria

Ivelisse Velez, luchadora from Puerto Rico. One of the stars of Lucha Underground. Known as The Huntress, the baddest bitch in the building, and La Sicaria (the assassin). Former Shine champion and Lucha Underground Trios Tag Champ. I swear a lot and could probably drink you under the table. [rp blog, not the real ivelisse]

[alldayamore]

WH O’S SAWFT?

[the-huntressx]

Fergal.

[demonkingdevitt]

Then the fight might not happen for a while because I’ve got to take Vi out to California the next time I have free time. Sorry. Not really.

[the-huntressx]

YOU KNOW WHO LIVES IN CALIFORNIA? ME. 

KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. DON’T BE SAWFT.

[demonkingdevitt]

…I’m taking her to Paris instead.

Eric’s going to be summoned now.

[the-huntressx]

What a jerk.

He’s the one that gave me the lessons!

[demonkingdevitt]

Then the fight might not happen for a while because I’ve got to take Vi out to California the next time I have free time. Sorry. Not really.

[the-huntressx]

YOU KNOW WHO LIVES IN CALIFORNIA? ME. 

KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. DON’T BE SAWFT.

[demonkingdevitt]

NAIVE.

[the-huntressx]

COME FIGHT ME!!!

[demonkingdevitt]

I WILL!!!

[the-huntressx]

I’m broke so you’re going to have to come here so we can fight. I’m sorry.

[lasxmbra-deactivated20160111]

Tamales are ready.. And I am confused.

[the-huntressx]

Fergal is trying to steal my man.

[demonkingdevitt]

NAIVE.

[the-huntressx]

COME FIGHT ME!!!

[demonkingdevitt]

Don’t we all have senses of humor? Is there such thing as no sense of humor? It all truly depends on the audience and whether they find it funny or not. AND THIS AUDIENCE THINKS YA SUCK.

[the-huntressx]

YOU DON’T KNOW GOOD COMEDY SIR

[demonkingdevitt]

YA DONT KNOW SHITE.

[the-huntressx]

ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID????

[demonkingdevitt]

Don’t we all have senses of humor? Is there such thing as no sense of humor? It all truly depends on the audience and whether they find it funny or not. AND THIS AUDIENCE THINKS YA SUCK.

[the-huntressx]

YOU DON’T KNOW GOOD COMEDY SIR

[demonkingdevitt]

SORRY I WAS DISTRACTED BY YER TEAMMATES’ SKILLS AND HOT BODIES.

[the-huntressx]

!!!!!!! I HAVE SKILLS TOO FERGAL. I HAVE MANY WRESTLINGS SKILLS. I AM THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE BUILDING. 

[demonkingdevitt]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH YA MAKE ME LAUGH.

[the-huntressx]

YES I’M HILARIOUS THAT’S ANOTHER QUALITY TRAIT I POSSESS. A SENSE OF HUMOR. DO YOU HAVE ONE FERGAL, DO YOU?!?!?!?!

[trxadam-deactivated20160111]

the fuck

[the-huntressx]

what?

:)

[trxadam-deactivated20160111]

Come eat your food

[the-huntressx]

Fight with Fergal for me.

[trxadam-deactivated20160111]

the fuck

[the-huntressx]

what?

:)

[demonkingdevitt]

SORRY I WAS DISTRACTED BY YER TEAMMATES’ SKILLS AND HOT BODIES.

[the-huntressx]

!!!!!!! I HAVE SKILLS TOO FERGAL. I HAVE MANY WRESTLINGS SKILLS. I AM THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE BUILDING. 

[demonkingdevitt]

TOO BAD HIM AND THE MASKED LUCHADOR HAVE A SUCKY TEAM MATE.

[the-huntressx]

HOW DARE YOU????? I’M THE GOD DAMN TEAM LEADER AND HAVE LEAD US TO VICTORY WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP SO LEARN YOUR FACTS

[demonkingdevitt]

SEXY STAR IS SO TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL BUT ADAM IS SO MUCH BETTER. ADAM IS THE SEXIEST MAN IVE EVER LAID MY EYES ON.

[the-huntressx]

SHE IS TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL, I’LL GIVE YOU THAT.

AND YES HE IS I FEEL THE SAME. GLAD WE AGREE ON SOMETHING.

[demonkingdevitt]

Sexy Star is my favorite next to Adam in LU now.

[the-huntressx]

OH I SEE HOW IT IS

SAMI’S BACK SO FUCK YOU TOO.

RAMI > FERGAL.

[the-huntressx]

No wonder you like him so much, he’s just like me. 😏

[pikaevie-blog]

Duuuuh. ☺️

[the-huntressx]

Except i’m way better looking.

[demonkingdevitt]

Bite me.

[the-huntressx]

[the-huntressx]

No wonder you like him so much, he’s just like me. 😏

[pikaevie-blog]

Duuuuh. ☺️

[the-huntressx]

Except i’m way better looking.