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Oh my GOD THE STOLAS SHRINE GROWS

His little legs can kick 🥹

maomao is not the bisexual representation the people asked for and honestly she is not the bisexual representation the people needed, I really dont know what that thing is but no one living or dead has the power to stop her. She showed the emperors concubines elicit porn. She met a woman with tits so huge that she completely ignored everything the woman was saying for a full minute to stare at them silently. She put her androgynous boytoy in a dress and made him dance. Grabbed his dong and called it a decent sized frog. And she did all of this while practicing medicine illegally. Feminism wins

pseudophan

i feel like i just did ten lines of coke back to back

pseudophan

anyone else think the world looks particularly beautiful today

the-hyperfixation-dump

16yr old me is shitting herself rn. 23yr old me is also shitting myself rn. i've been getting heart palpitations for the last week guys

#dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #phan is real

pseudophan

i feel like i just did ten lines of coke back to back

pseudophan

anyone else think the world looks particularly beautiful today

natigail

Dan: I felt that we had to hide the relationship because I was still hiding who I was to my friends, family, myself.

Phil: I knew this was all really sensitive, uncomfortable and scary for you, so I kind of just wanted to give you time to figure out what you wanted to do.

Dan: Well, thank you for being patient for so many years.

Phil *effortlessly*: That's okay.

Dan: Because that affected you.

Phil: Yeah, I felt like I had gone back into a mini-closet in a way, which was weird.

Dan: And this is why all of the digging from people online hit a nerve because Phil was my safe space. You were my first boyfriend. And not just, oh, some guy! That's a good thing to tick off. You were nice and you were fun as well.

Phil: I tried!

Dan: Not only did I feel accepted for who I was for the first time, but I was like, wow, when we're hanging out together, this is great!

Phil: We had a lot in common.

Dan: Life is fun! We can spend 12 hours a day playing Crash Bandicoot.

Phil: What a time!

Dan: Maybe sometimes doing some YouTube work. No... studying.

Phil: I don't think I was a good influence for your law degree.

Dan: Everything worked out.

Phil *echo sound effect*: Objection!

Dan: You were like a literal ray of light in my life back then.

Phil: Aww.

Dan: Even when you had black hair, which absorbed all of it. Like really long black hair.

Phil: Ironic.

(x)

fanthirtheen

"Come on. Is this because I've taken up skipping a few rounds with you in bed, because I'm busy? That ain't fair."

Been meaning to say something about Blitz's phrasing. He puts the last few full moons, where they didn't see each other, on his own shoulders. "Skipping a few rounds with you". Stolas was the one saying "you don't have to come this time", which Blitz has previously been shown to interpret as Stolas telling him not to come over.

Doesn't matter that Stolas was trying to put the ball in Blitz's court and them not seeing each other was both of their faults: Blitz thinks Stolas was telling him not to come over, but when faced with the prospect of losing Stolas forever, Blitz doesn't even hesitate to pretend like it was all 100% his own fault.

The man wants to be responsible for everything that goes bad always. He doesn't want to blame others. He can't conceive of something going wrong and it not (100%) being his fault. He's going to outwardly lash out and bitch about others fucking shit up, but we all know he lives his life masking, he lashes out at others because he thinks he himself is the root of all evil and he absolutely does not want to have a conversation about that.

...talking about your anxieties puts them in perspective and can help ease them.... he doesn't think he deserves those anxieties to be soothed...