OSHA Violation Corvid Male

this is merely a horde of anything i take interest in, and a personal hell of my own making that will eventually smother me to death; please look away and carry on with your day

[vampire-lady-of-lesbos]

Getting the answers we needed.

[zenmasterlover]

I’m dead

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[artsumori]

r-906 ワンダー / Wonder 

[the-intellectual-emo]

is it a stretch to say that book bella is a kuudere?

[caytoniccox]

lol

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[no-one-offical]

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[randomuser678]

I got followed by 6 porn bots and Spamton

[abandoned-quiche]

You got followed by 7 porn bots

[putridtooth]

fuck i slept through zenquish AGAIN

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[thememedaddy]

[frightfullytreeish]

i know i must have reblogged this one million times before but i cannot fucking find it so here it is again

[captain-price-returns]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[captain-price-returns]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC