[the-intp-kid]

INTJ: i think I'll scam the devil

INTP: how?

INTJ: I'll do rituals to sell my soul to get money but since i don't have a soul, I'll get the money and he gets nothing. repeat

INTP: i don't think that's how it works, but you can always sell your body or organs tho

[the-intp-kid]

INFJ: these two are really deadly

INTJ: oh, yeah, we are

INTP: what? i don't do anything

[the-intp-kid]

INTP: do you want to project your trauma into a Star Wars fanfiction?

INTJ: yes, please

[the-intp-kid]

INTP: okay, focus, focus, focus, stay focused! no, don't do anything else. focus!

INTJ: what the fuck are you doing?

INTP: it's self talk, i love talking to myself

INFJ: what? i thought you were praying

INTJ: um, excuse me, but it makes more sense to see INTP chants some mantras than praying

[the-intp-kid]

INFJ: so, INTP, if you were put in a situation where you have to save between INFP and INTJ from death. who would you choose?

INTP: easy, it'll be INFP. because she's fragile as fuck, she can get sick just by breathing and she cries easily. INTJ knows how to save herself anyway, why would i save her?

[the-intp-kid]

INTJ: who do you think, out of three of us —INTJ, INTP, and INFP, will live the longest?

INFJ: easy, it'll be INFP

INFP: huh? why?

INFJ: don't you realize these two just want to die young?

INTP: true, thank you so much

INTJ: yeah, very true

[the-intp-kid]

INTJ: so you know basically ocean is a soup

INTP: you dont put trash in soup

INTJ: who says there's no trash in soup?

INTP: .....

INTJ: and ketchup is a smoothie

INTP: smoothie? juice

INTJ: if you put water in your ketchup, I'd agree

INTP: yeah, i once put ketchup on ice if you forget. it tasted bad, not recommended. and I'll say it's probably puree

INTJ: not puree, smoothie

INTP: okay i just googled. ketchup isnt smoothie or puree or jam

INTJ: wait, not smoothie, puree, jam? then what is it?

INTP: sauce

INTJ: that's very helpful

INTP: we're dumb by the way

[the-intp-kid]

INFP: i think this guy and this girl are in a relationship

INTJ: proof?

INFP: I've seen them together often, and they seem pretty close

INTP: we often spend time together and aren't in some kind of polyamourus relationship, so your argument is not valid. i don't believe you until you give me some proofs

INTJ: yeah, they could be just friends, so you're saying that girls and boys can't be just friends and will always have romantic shits going on between them? what a stereotype. so, we don't take your invalid arguments. give us some proofs and we'll talk about it

INFJ: I'm sorry, INFP, but I'm with INTP and INTJ this time

INFP: but these two don't even know what romance is tho???

[the-intp-kid]

INFJ: you two are too blunt sometimes. not afraid to say hurtful things, but in a good way

INTJ: is it bad thing? that just means we're being real, we don't sugarcoat anything. we wont talk shit behind your back, we directly say it to you because we care

INTP: i just dont have self control

[the-intp-kid]

INTP: i think we all need to learn sign language to communicate

INTJ: yeah, that's a good idea

[the-intp-kid]

INFJ: my mom said you both shouldn't give out relationship advices since you two are single as hell and only tell people to break up

INTJ:

INTP: okay, tell your mom I'm sorry

[the-intp-kid]

INTJ: we're going to hell together

INTP: I agree