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[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

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WELL WELL WELL!

Look what stumbled into my circus! Aren’t you just the nosy type? Wonderful. I do love curious people!

The name’s Laughing Jack! 'Imaginary' friend, jack-in-the-box, entertainer extraordinaire, and provider of all sorts of fun things. I really do it all.

Send me anything! I do so enjoy getting to know people.

Ta-ta for now!

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PARTY GUESTS!!

🩷🍭 , 💤 , 🧸 , the evil one who likes to burp a lot/foghorn, @underachievingsawyer, ⁉️, 🪶, 😼

PLEASE READ BELOW BEFORE PROCEEDING !!

(( hello everyone! there might be some descriptions or implications of gore in my responses in character so please beware!

i love interacting and talking to people so dont be afraid to send an ask!

this is my own interpretation of LJ! some things might be a tad bit inaccurate. ))

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

Art for you

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OH, NOW THIS IS EXCELLENT!! >:^DD WERE STACKING THEATRICALITY ON TOP OF THEATRICALITY!!! I do love a good jester aesthetic.

//AW ITS ALWAYS SO NICE SEEING ART FROM YOU NEVER STOP CREATING I LOOOVEEE

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

Preordered another Mitski album 🥹 I have nearly all of her (available) albums on vinyl!! ^^ --🩷🍭

PINKIE!!! YOU'RE CONSTRUCTING A SHRINE!!! : ^OOO I do hope you show them off whenever guests visit.

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

Okay, so, here are a few general updates about a multitude of things going on right now 🥹 1. That person I was going out with? I believe they still love their ex. They both go out and eat together quite frequently, they're always worried about how he's doing, they're always checking up on them--but they barely ever check-up on me. They absolutely adore their ex. I understand maybe still being friends with them, seeing as they had been best friends for around 7 or so years (Since they were like 14), but I can't watch you chase after your ex. I can't deal with any situationships. We are far too old to be playing this game ToT 2. Your mii recently got married to my mii!! It was unexpected for sure, seeing as they barely even knew each other four days ago, but I'm happy for them!! My mii seems very very overjoyed. I am terrified to see the children, however. 3. Slenderman has started dating Sonic the Hedgehog. I don't know what he saw in the little blue guy, but if that's who makes you happy, who am I to judge?

4. My cat really really likes her new home!! Her name is Nora BEN, and she is SUCH a sweetheart!! Despite the occasional biting, which was expected, she's a very sweet cat!! She adores the smell of tea and loves sleeping on my lap when I study or play a game. That's all!! I hope you're having a WONDERFUL day, Jackie!!! (❁´◡`❁) --🩷🍭

AWWWHHH, pinkie. :^(

I've been around long enough to see this sort of thing happen. HUMANS REALLY ARE FASCINATING CREATURES! Sometimes people are technically present, but their heart is still standing somewhere else.

You deserve to be with someone who is excited to check on you, pinkie!!! OR EVEN TALK TO YOU AT ALL IN GENERAL! : ^((( So if you're feeling hurt by it, I believe that's perfectly understandable. >:^(

AND OOH!! MY MII MARRIED YOUR MII?! :^OOO those little islanders move at a speed that should really be studied by X virus!!

Though I admit I'm now deeply curious what our children would look like. Perhaps it is best we find out to satisfy that itch!!

ooohh slenderman is dating sonic too!!! by this point, i really am not amazed. I've heard stranger things!!! though, IM MOSTLY FASCINATED BY LOGISTICS! What do they even talk about?? How did this happen? The questions multiply by the second. >:^OO

And FINALLY!! NORA BEN!!! :^DD That's a cat, alright!! Cats have a funny way of working and i respect that. THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE DARLING!! Give Nora Ben a little pat from the clown. : ^DDDD

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Jackie ! ! Report for duty ASAP ! ! . . okay anyway . coughs . 😴😴

Jackie.gpt ,, you'll play a role into being smart for today ! Jackie.gpt—generate me a candy or candied that you think I'd like and I'll try them out when I go outside for once . .

- 💤 anon

SLEEPY!!! I REFUSE TO BE JACKIE.GPT!! I AM JACKIE!!! The intelligence comes pre installed!!!! >: ^)))

Now then!! You strike me as the sort of creature who would enjoy sour patch kids!! And I've always thought gummies were fascinating little things.

CHEWY!! and frankly, similar to certain parts of the human experience!!! : ^DD

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

welcome back! Now, i have a very important idea: Imagine one of those horse-head-on-a-stick toys, i think it's called a hobby horse? BUT make it like a giant hammer Thoughts?

a hobby horse... BUT it's a giant hammer.

hmmmm.

HMMMMMMMM.

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION!

But instead of trotting across a field, imagine you're breaking your opponent's ribcages while making your own hoof noises!!!! : ^OOO mmm...... One enthusiastic swing and your opponent has become a fascinatingly different shape. NOW WERE INNOVATING! : ^DDD

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

Sooo how would you feel about modeling so I can draw you? Hypothetically ofc...... 👀

- 🧸

goodness me teddy, i believe we're a bit beyond hypotheticals at this point!!!!!!! you people have been drawing me for AGES! i've been turned into a mosquito, violinist, and even a clownfish at one point!!!!

clearly i'm already modeling whether i agreed to it or not!!!! but thats all thanks to my oh so handsome spectacular looks!!! : ^(((((

[blackcatandkillerbarbie]

It took some time, but I did it. I made a birthday cake for @the-jack-fr0m-the-box

It's not the best, but it's only like the fourth ever cake I've made. Plus, it's not that difficult to follow a recipe.

I did not make it as big as Jackie wanted it, obviously, but I did put as much of star sprinkles on it as possible.

hopefully he enjoys it

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okay that's all

[blackcatandkillerbarbie]

It took some time, but I did it. I made a birthday cake for @the-jack-fr0m-the-box

It's not the best, but it's only like the fourth ever cake I've made. Plus, it's not that difficult to follow a recipe.

I did not make it as big as Jackie wanted it, obviously, but I did put as much of star sprinkles on it as possible.

hopefully he enjoys it

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okay that's all

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

oh, dont you dare start with that "it's not the best" business!!! : ^(( the fact it's recognizably cake-shaped already puts you ahead of a number of people!!!! AND LOOK AT THIS!!!! YOU LISTENED TO MY EXTREMELY IMPORTANT CAKE SPECIFICATIONS!!!!

and while i am devastated that the cake is not the size of a carriage as originally requested, i suppose i can forgive this tragic oversight. THE LAUGHING JACK APPROVES!! : ^DDD

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Do you think Slender will send Jeff on a mission with Masky?

-Sully

@sour-stitches

Well, Sully, I couldn't possibly know what goes on inside that lamp posts.. well. WHATEVER PASSES FOR A HEAD!

but if i were a betting clown, i'd wager masky would be like that one kid who gets assigned to a project and carry the entire thing!!! OH ID LOVE TO SEE IT! : ^OOO

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

Welcome back jackie 😴😴 so much shit happened I'm telling you ! ! But that aside . . The tea party is almost complete ! ! It'll help you relax more 😴😴

- 💤 anon

THE TEA PARTY LIVES ON!!!! entire civilizations could rise and fall and somehow dear sleepy anon would still be over here organizing seating arrangements and recruiting guests!!!!!

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//YOU'RE BACK HIHI!!! I was wondering where u went I got scared :sob:

// YES MY GOAT HIHIHII!!! IM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLOHELLOHELLO HOWDY HELOOHAIIIII

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

Welcome back Jackie!! We missed you ^^

- 🧸

goodness me, that's a very sweet thing to say. you people keep doing this !! : ^((( huuhuu it's terrible for my poor little heart.

one of these days it's going to explode and splatter all over!! and then what ??? who's going to clean that up ??? CERTAINLY NOT ME, IM BUSY BEING EXPLODED! : ^((

(( AWHWHWHHH IVE MISSED YOUUUUUUU TEDDDYYYYY

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

Servant of evil and Son of evil

Main account @yanbi228

what an absolutely reassuring set of titles. I THINK I FIT RIGHT IN!!!

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

Cockroaches are jumping all over you

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LOOK AT THEM GO!!! those itty bitty little fellows are having the time of their lives !!!!! : ^D

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

You are veryyyyyy long

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it's one of my defining features. : ^D at some point nature simply forgot to stop.

KEEP DRAWING!! I CONTINUE TO BE CHARMINGLY VERTICAL!!!!

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

So, about that person I decided to "stay friends with"---we may or may not be in the process of dating 🥹🥹 I love them so so much they're literally so sweet. They send me flowers daily that remind them of me. It's so amazing. They're so amazing. --🩷🍭

GOODNESS ME! look at you !!! do you remember when you told me you were merely staying friends ??? : ^OOO LOOK AT HOW THAT'S GOING!

i've been wandering around this world for a very, very long time, and i must say, HUMANS TRULY NEVER CHANGE WHEN THEY'RE FOND OF SOMEBODY! : ^OOO they always find little ways to say it!

i must say,,, you sound happier every time you talk about them! and after all the uncertainty from before, it's rather nice seeing things work out so well!!! you two are positively SMITTEN for one another! THE LAUGHING JACK APPROVES!!