Big Thighs And Lovely Eyes

Hi my name is Kat and I want a nap

[stimman4000]

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

[todayintwine-deactivated2021061]

“What.”

[thisisalsoyou]

woops

[thisisalsoyou]

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

at this point the toxic waste he fell into fucked him up so bad he wont eat anything that hasnt been mashed up and irradiated so the arkham doctors just throw random shit in a pot and mash it up for him. he loves it

[ribbloid]

My first rival battle

[iniro]

it looks like i’m forcing him to clean fhjggfffh

[pirategf]

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

[cinammon-milk]

any updates?

[pirategf]

[achievement-hunter]

[givemearmstopraywith]

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

[wildlifewednesdays]

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

[bace-jeleren]

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

[tsix-xist]

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

[queen-mayhem]

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

[slothful-rabbit]

[calico-dan]

Mallorie stole a cheesy hot dog and has been growling over it for 5 minutes now. 

[oldfriendsdogs]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Here’s something that I was thinking about on twitter and wanted to share to tumblr as well because I feel it’s important.

Also, bonus:

[ding-stringer]

so this is an excellent point but why is the source the super mario wiki?

[paper-mario-wiki]

luigi is gay.

[lowlighter]

I lost my mind

[utopians]

I have become obsessed with long term nuclear waste disposal warnings

[utopians]

LOOK AT THE HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE PROPOSED TO WARN FUTURE CIVILIZATIONS I’M GOING TO CRY

Like this is the closest thing we’re ever gonna have to old gods I’m really losing my mind

[utopians]

@jonathan-sins​ EXACTLY… THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT BABY

[anais-ninja-bitch]

“we sure are a species huh”

[archliches]

this fails to include all of the UN’s proposed companion text, which reads:

“This place is a message… and part of a system of messages …pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor … no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location… it increases towards a center… the center of danger is here… of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.”

which gives a nice drizzle of cosmic-dread inspiring je-ne-sais-quoi to te whole thing imo

[josukesbizarrewaifu]

[theshittyfoodblog]

Cronch

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

nut loaf

[hidingfrompolice]

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

[warframe]

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

[dat-soldier]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

they built the Great Wall with that