Serving my duties..

𖦹 He/him Lesbian + agender 𖦹

[the-knightly]

r u a 😭😭😭😭😭 knight anon 😭😭😭😭😭 or just a rp blog😭😭😭😭 genuinely worried(?) cause my friend has a knight anon blog 😭😭😭😭

// I'm the original knight anon 💔

[jester-non]

You're a jester?? Jest then

(this is an anonymous ask)

yOURE sO oBSESSED WITHME.!!!bUT sURE

[half-anon]

Just because I'm HALF PURPLE doesn't mean I AM Purple! We're different people! We look nothing alike!

[jester-non]

oH,,, rEALLY?????hMMMM... i dONT rEALLY sEE tHE dIFFERENCE!!!

[half-anon]

You're probably not even a real jester your probably just faking, in what court do you serve

[the-knightly]

Half shut the fuck up

[realist-idgafer-deactivated2026]

Ok I finished italic and bold designs btw!

italics colors are supposed to we weird looking btw

rb>likes im proud of these!

[the-knightly]

You smell like metal and sweat.

Metals okay but sweat is just gross.

I don't have time to shower, I'm too busy saving the ladies!

[spaceclownanon]

Uhhh.

What ladies do you save?

[the-knightly]

Princesses of course!

[half-anon]

Kh, would you save me?

[the-knightly]

No.

[the-knightly]

You smell like metal and sweat.

Metals okay but sweat is just gross.

I don't have time to shower, I'm too busy saving the ladies!

[spaceclownanon]

Uhhh.

What ladies do you save?

[the-knightly]

Princesses of course!

[spaceclownanon]

Yeah ok.

[the-knightly]

?

[the-knightly]

You smell like metal and sweat.

Metals okay but sweat is just gross.

I don't have time to shower, I'm too busy saving the ladies!

[spaceclownanon]

Uhhh.

What ladies do you save?

[the-knightly]

Princesses of course!

[the-knightly]

You smell like metal and sweat.

Metals okay but sweat is just gross.

I don't have time to shower, I'm too busy saving the ladies!

[the-knightly]

How long have you been severing for your king/queen

Oh dear, I can't remember.. I think.. 11 years?

[thisanonispinkaverypinkishpink]

which one of YOU was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water???

[moldy-rabbit-anon]

You were putting it in cold water..?

[thisguyreallylikesatoms]

pink. answer the question, pink.

[thisanonispinkaverypinkishpink]

yeah??? I thought for like 21 years that people put tea in hot water to speed up the teaification process. didn’t know there was an actual reason

[thisguyreallylikesatoms]

you dont have the patience to microwave water for three minutes???

[moldy-rabbit-anon]

why are you. Putting it in the microwave to boil it???

[thisguyreallylikesatoms]

do you think i have the patience to boil water on the stove?

[moldy-rabbit-anon]

It takes less than a minute

[thisguyreallylikesatoms]

bitch is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???

[moldy-rabbit-anon]

how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

[thisguyreallylikesatoms]

like seven minutes

[moldy-rabbit-anon]

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that and u use a sauce pan

[thisguyreallylikesatoms]

youre putting the whole mug on the stove?? on medium heat??? your stove is enchanted.

[the-knightly]

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic