The Last Teabag

This is the account of a German girl who is fond of drawing but shit at writing so she only posts fanart. 

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Rogue Trader Romance pre-Lex Imperialis DLC

I did this crappy thing a week ago and didn't get around to posting it in time. Now the new DLC with Solomorne is suddenly out, and the whole thing is no longer relevant.

Well, I'll go flirt with our new employee with my male trader.

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RT´s Pet Comic #4

Our beloved, cuddly, little interrogator: ready for action and eager for affection.

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You thought it was just cats? No, no, a Rogue Trader's entourage (menagerie) includes all kinds of cute animals!

I haven't the faintest idea what to do with a pet fish. Do you peck at the wall or stare at it? Wouldn't either scare them to death? A Cthulhu monster is staring at them, and they'll have nowhere to swim. 

Well, to make up for that, I present Mermaid Cassia. Why haven't I seen any fanart of her with a fish tail yet? It's so obvious. If I ever finish this little comic series, I'll give Mermaid Cassia another proper portrait.

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Second comic with our favorite murder kitty.

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First of at least six comics about the Rogue Trader‘s pets. This time with Not-your-xenos-pet-mon‘keigh-cat Yrliet.

[rokamakofo]

Gotta appreciate the gaslighting:

He's the one who barged into my study at night, knocked out my servant and sat in my chair. And now he claims that he's in no mood to squabble? That I'm being the difficult one here?

I love this character so much - how he gets under your skin, making you shake with impotent rage. I bet most RTs killed XC just for this stunt. The funny thing is that if he'd politely requested RT's cooperation, 99% of RTs would've totally bought into his dilfy rizz and handed him his stupid shard on a silver platter.

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Oh, definitely! My iconoclast RT would have folded like a cheap lawn chair.

I'm pretty sure Xavier did that mostly to satisfy his own ego and to show the cute new RT that he's even more powerful than them (control freak and dom that he is).

With the other two, far more experienced RTs, he wouldn't have been able to pull that crap. Calligos would have laughed in his face and Incendia would have just sneered and told him that she's already blindly devoted to the Imperium and such actions are childish and unworthy of an Inquisitor. But with our RT? He can happily live out that fantasy. How long did he even sit there waiting for us to come? I bet he was excited and full of anticipation the whole time.

HC: Like Heinrix, he had carefully prepared his speeches, and unlike Heinrix, he also included some variations for RT that deviated from the script (so that he didn't start stuttering like a certain baffled interrogator). I tell you, that comment, about his sensitive hands in our bedchambers, was carefully planned as he strolled through our private quarters just minutes earlier.

[theoldcrane]

[meanbossart]

Saw this and I knew what had to be done.

[barbatusart]

Mrbeast style videos on the horrors the spawn are subjected to. I spent 11 years impaled 😱😱😱

i was This close to just making his username mrbeast

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A little Bunny-rus and Cat-starion cuddling for all eternity <3 Finally being happy in undisturbed togetherness.

Many thanks at @imagineitdearies for creating my favorite drow in the whole D&D universe.

Anyone who hasn't read it yet, please check out their fanfic Perfect Slaughter

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"Last, as the golden flame receded, there was a violet flash of light in Cazador’s eyes, just before they began to widen, further and rounder, terrified, when he met Tyrus’s blank gaze."

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Or I read chapter 37 of PS by @imagineitdearies and I am not okay.

- reader discretion is advised, pls read the tags before checking it out

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Normal vampire lord behavior.

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Astarion Ancunin and Tyrus Aman’del after killing Cazador and (un-) living their best (un-) lives adventuring and exploring the world.

Since both once mentioned how good the other would look in their respective outfits, Tyrus naturally gifts his lover the sun-protecting Cloak of Dragomir (since he is the only one who can wear that dusty rag with grace), while Astarion fulfils his dream of putting silver elven chainmail on his lover. + braiding his beautiful white hair at every opportunity. After all, his necromancer husband should be properly protected - while being as pretty as possible.

This scenario is definitely what will happen at the end of @asterdurge fanfic Perfect Slaughter! I cannot be convinced otherwise!!

[theoldcrane]

Dead Rats & Bad apple

chapter 5-6

That’s all

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Dead Rats & Bad apple

chapter 4

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Inspired by the movie poster of "The Handmaiden" (great movie, go watch it)

Depicting the dynamics of the three main characters of the fanfic "Perfect Slaughter" by @asterdurge

I tried to give Caz the most Dracula-esque outfit possible, even added a little bat brooch. A man who keeps hundreds of bats in his dark castle (so that everyone who sets a foot inside knows that they are entering a vampire lair) would wear something like that.

Also Tyrus using Message to quietly communicate with his Astarion.

[theoldcrane]

Dead Rats & Bad Apple

chapter 1~3