the lighter thief

[the-lighter-thief]

I came up witha game playing with a friend.

You deal five cards.

Then play texas hold em with three cards no river unless your using cash

Max 13 players. Including the dealer who gets 2 percent of the money always from the pot. Then withought that you used the chip than there're are to less. And l are wild and no jokers and 12345 has to be the same suite kings are lower than queen and jack. The blank car is for the dealer in 13 it's the only wild he can use. And you can switch out like stud or not then no wilds if you do. I forgot while we were playing it with chess. And it was so fun. Speed chess.

[the-lighter-thief]

So the bone fairy should heal broken bones faster with a dollar or quarter, and if you don't and still ask her, then when you die, she gets some of your bones.

[the-lighter-thief]

So I have a voice that sounds and acts like harly quinn. And everything I hear it I am put on edge. Mainly because I fear I am somehow doing terrible things when I know in all good and well I am not. But she thinks I'm the joker, which is kind of nice.

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I think snakes lost their legs in the sea pr a body of water. It's the only thing that makes sense

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I think i sm a scientist sometimes. I have a bunch of formulas written down will update if true

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Aspab, idk if it's funnier as assigned politician at birth or all politicians are bastards.

[the-lighter-thief]

So my illness has leds me to belive that I have my own super power where I an make anything. Like spaceships and stuff. And that I time traveled to have paradox children with an old crush from high-school. They are amazing kids raised by foster parents because I was raising them in what I call the void it's a black empty space that I make stuff in. And I had to send them away because aliens could get in and I didn't want to lose my children to alien assassins. All while I was have dinner with my aunt and uncle oh and I can be in more place at once kinda like God. But they are imaginary people than. I almost ran into one in a place called crp. Two people were talking to him and he was playing the zombie level for a call of duty game. And then I walked into the room he disappeared right before I entered.

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I have weird issues. Like I became a Saint by killing the pirate king. In space. And then stealing all of his gold. And I get it when aliens are known on earth.

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I think telepathy is real, and I used it to teach my dog to talk. He mostly uses whistling and some minor barks to talk. He once said f***. Apparently, I really do know japanes (spoken) along with Spanish and a few other languages. I can not translate. I can only say things in those languages.

[the-lighter-thief]

Ok, so I have schizophrenia. That being said, it gives me these wild ideas, and I always believe ideas can be used for good. My favorite delusion is that I have an alien medical degree from an alien university where you live with a species for a period of time and study their physiology. Apparently, I had a wife this last time, and she and I were madly in love. They had a kind of advanced society for their style of living, which was somewhat like the amish.