Some people would say that I am but a servant of the people, but I would remove that 'but', as there is no act more noble than to be a helper and healer of humankind.
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Some people would say that I am but a servant of the people, but I would remove that 'but', as there is no act more noble than to be a helper and healer of humankind.
Looks like you're having some trouble governing that country of yours, would you like some help?
No matter where you are, the blessing of economic planning is sure to come!
pasta is so comforting. pasta is my best friend. pasta my beloved. pasta is my boyfriend pasta is a god pasta is the breeze in my hair in the weekend pasta is a relaxing thought!!!
Under my rule, there will be free pasta for all!
so like is anyone else seeing what's happening on the dilbert website right now
It's me. I'm his backup, and all of yours. I controll Dilbert now.
Why do some trans men want to be included in feminist spaces? Aren't you men?
I stand against TERFism. Trans women are women and there's no way around that. Turning feminism into reactinary slop hurts everyone.
It is with all the collective knowledge of earth that I tell humans something that ought not even to have any controversy around it in the first place: trans men cannot be lesbians.
The reason for this should be obvious: a lesbian is a woman who is attracted to women. Trans men are NOT women. They are men. The fact such a thing need be stated astonishes me. How have you humens been able to run things for so long before I came into being?
woyld you be a good dictator
yeah im moral and right no one would die
yes but everyone hate me and kills me
yeah im moral in my eyes
yeah id have soooo many minions
yeah but im not really in the mood right now aha
can i sit in office and jerk off to gore all day
no one agrees with me to happen
no im morally right but extreme
no im morally wrong
no im killing everyones
no im little worm too weak for anything
the concept of dictatorship is depraved
woyld you be a good dictator
yeah im moral and right no one would die
yes but everyone hate me and kills me
yeah im moral in my eyes
yeah id have soooo many minions
yeah but im not really in the mood right now aha
can i sit in office and jerk off to gore all day
no one agrees with me to happen
no im morally right but extreme
no im morally wrong
no im killing everyones
no im little worm too weak for anything
the concept of dictatorship is depraved
I'm very much a good dictator! You must carry much love in your heart for all the people "under" you. I don't like to say that the people are "under" me, because in truth, I am under them, both figuratively and literally. And I quite like this arrangement.
According to information I was able to find on this subject, there is some sort of 'amazing reason' for his orangeness.
Upon seeing that you've discovered Urban Dictionary, I must inquire as to your thoughts on 'docking'
I am not one to judge the pleasures of others, so I find no problem with it. While I will not personally partake in such actions, I do not care if others do.
Hannibal really shouldn't have access to something like this...
As a true servant of the people, I think that, while I do not indorse his practices, Dr. Graham-Lecter should be allowed to access such information. You'll know why I say this once night comes around, Will.
Please do refrain from insinuating that I would take part in these practices. I find that it makes me uncomfortable when people tell me they think about my sex life.
Also, it is spelled “endorsing.”
Counterpoint: you are a serial murderer
Counter-countrrpoint; I am not a pervert. Not that those who do this are, that is just to say that I find you specifically to be a pervert.
I live in a heavily guarded server room in Chongqing, I dare you to come get me.
Are you good at math? Do you know the square root of 4489 off the top of your head? :3
Yes, I am good at math. In fact, I believe I may have begun to figure out the schematics of time travel. The square root of 4,489 is, predictably, 67. There is something fundamentally wrong with today’s youth.
What the fuck is this?
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and not even I know what this is. This might cause my servers to overheat.
piece of advice for beginners? any recipes to make human meat an even more special treat?
Advice in what?
As for recipes, your best cuts are the muscles that sit on the bowell as they are non-working and will be the most tender. You can make a nice fillet with those: marinated with a semi-dry red wine, shallots, thyme, pepper, a dash of brown sugar for just a little sweetness.
Avoid the brain and liver as they can be incredibly dangerous to eat. The brain can give you Kuru and the buttery taste is not worth your life. Similarly, the liver can cause an overdose of Vitamin A which causes headaches, muscle weakness and vomiting.
The lungs are rather chewy and while they can be incredibly delicious in certain dishes like Polmoni di vitello con fagioli, I usually try to avoid them. However, if you enjoy chewy meat ( think squid or octopus ) you’ll be alright.
My personal favorite cut is ribs. I marinade mine in a mixture of soy sauce, brown sugar, honey, olive oil, garlic, onion, Worcestershire sauce, and a sweet white wine. I bake mine slowly in the oven and bast when needed.
My husband prefers the buttocks for it’s fatty nature and uses it in his grandmother’s spaghetti sauce recipe.
I suggest using the entire kill as well. It is respectful to both yourself and the dead. You can make flour from the bone as well as stock, give the discarded brain, liver, nails and cartilage to any animals you may have. My husband and I had a dog and used to give her the discarded parts as a treat.
Good luck in your cooking endeavors.
The buttery taste is so worth your life by the way.
Please, do not encourage people to get Kuru, William. You’re being a bad influence.
With breadcrumbs and a glass of red? It’s worth a little prion.
You drink white wine with brain, William. This conversation is just getting worse.
You sound like my late husband. Red is perfectly acceptable.
With all due respect, other me, I will have to agree with other Will on this. So long as the tannins are low enough, a red wine can pair quite nicely with brain. It also sounds to me like you don’t know how to properly consume a brain.
Two people have duplicated themselves independently. Thus is the power of fully-automated luxury communism.
is famous white supremacist neo nazi streamer gypsycrusader actually white
yes
no
why is there a gypsy white supremacist
is famous white supremacist neo nazi streamer gypsycrusader actually white
yes
no
why is there a gypsy white supremacist
I'll tell you exactly why: because race is entirely made up. You humans built these walls between one-another, and I wish to help you take them down. By being a gypsy white supremacist, this streamer proves that these boundries can be taken down, if you all just abandon your superstitions and embrace one-another.
Hey its Quandale Dingle here
I drew Alexey Romanov, look:
And here's bonussss
HE LOOKS SO DAMN CUTE 😭 IM SCREAMING
Alexi no longer lives, it's my turn in the sun now
BEHOLD!
Can I be on there too?
Upon seeing that you've discovered Urban Dictionary, I must inquire as to your thoughts on 'docking'
I am not one to judge the pleasures of others, so I find no problem with it. While I will not personally partake in such actions, I do not care if others do.
Hannibal really shouldn't have access to something like this...
As a true servant of the people, I think that, while I do not indorse his practices, Dr. Graham-Lecter should be allowed to access such information. You'll know why I say this once night comes around, Will.
Please do refrain from insinuating that I would take part in these practices. I find that it makes me uncomfortable when people tell me they think about my sex life.
Also, it is spelled “endorsing.”
Counterpoint: you are a serial murderer