given the current state of everything, i think it's pertinent to put this here
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anyway, that's there in case i get deleted, executed, or implode from the burden of existence
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given the current state of everything, i think it's pertinent to put this here
here is my bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/ulyssesalter.bsky.social
anyway, that's there in case i get deleted, executed, or implode from the burden of existence
they got married btw
oh youâre not kidding
HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG
lives in sewer
kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one
blood magic
never stops being funny
Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop
Stole this from somewhere but i think itâs appropriate
Theyâre calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I donât think life begins at contraception but Iâd still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled thatâs the wrong word wait no stopïżŒ
If that trans girl gets super weirdly apologetic, like is borderline apologizing for breathing or is apologizing for things that are basically nothing/happened forever ago, whatever you do, do not leave her alone. Chances are it's one of two things, and neither of them are good; she's either bordering on a breakdown and thinks basically everything she does is wrong, or is past that point and desperately wants to make sure no one's angry at her before she hurts herself/takes her own life. You might think it's weird, you might get tired of it and want to push her away, but for the love of god do not do that. Her apologizing every 0.5 seconds is because she's been taught not to value her own emotions, but they're overpowering her and she doesn't know what to do other than apologize like her life depends on it. Her life might not depend on it, but it very well could depend on how you respond to her heart's most desperate cries for help
a gentle, sweet "are you apologizing for the sun shining? :)" is one of my favorite ways to respond to other trans women who apologize for existing, for taking up space, for having needs, for wanting to be known and loved. you have to let her know she matters to you, that her presence is like the sunshine
when I treat trans women this way, I notice they apologize less over time and get more comfortable voicing their needs to me without shrinking themselves
it's not. what if we killed whoever taught you to feel that way
I really really don't like this veneration of convents as "autism heaven"
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did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?
okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where heâs going to be a sex pest, namely: âDo you know where the term âblow jobâ comes from?â
and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!
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they killed him for this
Writing tips:
âYou feel the bulge in his pantsâ - implies that you are feeling some guyâs penis, may be sexy depending on context
âYou feel the bugle in his pantsâ - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.
I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.
Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.
holy shit this person in the notes
There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.
people who are obsessed with IQ would buckle if there was a number associated with how pleasant you are to interact with
This wouldn't be too hard to make, honestly.
We have IQ, intelligence Quotient, why not CQ, Charisma Quotient?
Every human on earth has six essential attributes or abilities which influence their characteristics, such as how likely they are to catch a disease, or the difficulty of saving against their spells. I discussed this with @memecucker once, but to summarise:
STR: strength
DEX: dexterity
CON: constitution
INT: intelligence
WIS: wisdom
CHA: charisma
IQ is an ordinal (I.E, adjusted for populations so the average remains the same) measure of the INT score.
In score of 10 equates to IQ of 100, average intelligence. 9 to 90, 12 to 120, etc.
You could, in principle, do the same for Charisma.