The Lord Ruler of Scadrial

Hero of Ages, Vanquisher of the Deepness

[in-vin-cible]

…Alright.

[and-wayne]

*winks at her, then burns bendalloy, catching the two of them in a speed bubble* See how everything's moving real slow now? Inside the bubble, I'm Pushing on time to make it faster. That's the theory of it anyhow.

[in-vin-cible]

What- how-

[and-wayne]

Beats me. I ain't that educated on Investiture. It just works like everything else works. Useful, though, when you get in a fight. You can take your sweet time to plan, and then separate 'em into quick, one-on-one takedowns.

[in-vin-cible]

Lord Ruler, if we’d had this… what do the other metals do?

[the-lord-ruler]

Cadmium does the opposite, as even the most dimwitted fool would realise, slowing down time in a bubble around the allomancer.

And Chromium and Nicrosil serve the same function as Aluminium and Duralumin, but act upon other allomancers instead of the person burning it.

[in-vin-cible]

*immediately getting out her daggers* Why are you back?

[the-lord-ruler]

You asked me, why are you surprised I answered?

And do you really expect those pathetic needles to harm a God like me?

[in-vin-cible]

I killed you once. I can do it again.

[the-lord-ruler]

Preservation is dead, that old fool can't save you now.

[in-vin-cible]

I’ll still kill you.

[the-lord-ruler]

Impossible

[in-vin-cible]

…Alright.

[and-wayne]

*winks at her, then burns bendalloy, catching the two of them in a speed bubble* See how everything's moving real slow now? Inside the bubble, I'm Pushing on time to make it faster. That's the theory of it anyhow.

[in-vin-cible]

What- how-

[and-wayne]

Beats me. I ain't that educated on Investiture. It just works like everything else works. Useful, though, when you get in a fight. You can take your sweet time to plan, and then separate 'em into quick, one-on-one takedowns.

[in-vin-cible]

Lord Ruler, if we’d had this… what do the other metals do?

[the-lord-ruler]

Cadmium does the opposite, as even the most dimwitted fool would realise, slowing down time in a bubble around the allomancer.

And Chromium and Nicrosil serve the same function as Aluminium and Duralumin, but act upon other allomancers instead of the person burning it.

[in-vin-cible]

*immediately getting out her daggers* Why are you back?

[the-lord-ruler]

You asked me, why are you surprised I answered?

And do you really expect those pathetic needles to harm a God like me?

[in-vin-cible]

I killed you once. I can do it again.

[the-lord-ruler]

Preservation is dead, that old fool can't save you now.

[in-vin-cible]

…Alright.

[and-wayne]

*winks at her, then burns bendalloy, catching the two of them in a speed bubble* See how everything's moving real slow now? Inside the bubble, I'm Pushing on time to make it faster. That's the theory of it anyhow.

[in-vin-cible]

What- how-

[and-wayne]

Beats me. I ain't that educated on Investiture. It just works like everything else works. Useful, though, when you get in a fight. You can take your sweet time to plan, and then separate 'em into quick, one-on-one takedowns.

[in-vin-cible]

Lord Ruler, if we’d had this… what do the other metals do?

[the-lord-ruler]

Cadmium does the opposite, as even the most dimwitted fool would realise, slowing down time in a bubble around the allomancer.

And Chromium and Nicrosil serve the same function as Aluminium and Duralumin, but act upon other allomancers instead of the person burning it.

[in-vin-cible]

*immediately getting out her daggers* Why are you back?

[the-lord-ruler]

You asked me, why are you surprised I answered?

And do you really expect those pathetic needles to harm a God like me?

[in-vin-cible]

…Alright.

[and-wayne]

*winks at her, then burns bendalloy, catching the two of them in a speed bubble* See how everything's moving real slow now? Inside the bubble, I'm Pushing on time to make it faster. That's the theory of it anyhow.

[in-vin-cible]

What- how-

[and-wayne]

Beats me. I ain't that educated on Investiture. It just works like everything else works. Useful, though, when you get in a fight. You can take your sweet time to plan, and then separate 'em into quick, one-on-one takedowns.

[in-vin-cible]

Lord Ruler, if we’d had this… what do the other metals do?

[the-lord-ruler]

Cadmium does the opposite, as even the most dimwitted fool would realise, slowing down time in a bubble around the allomancer.

And Chromium and Nicrosil serve the same function as Aluminium and Duralumin, but act upon other allomancers instead of the person burning it.

[marzcody]

if you could have any superpower what would it--

Shapeshifting.

[the-voice-of-god]

With the powerf of hemalurgy, our favourite shapeshifting kandra are created.

[the-lord-ruler]

Sure, steal credit for all my hard work.

[the-voice-of-god]

You do know who whispered those ideas into your head, Rashek?

[the-lord-ruler]

Oh shut up, you annoying little wretch.

[marzcody]

if you could have any superpower what would it--

Shapeshifting.

[the-voice-of-god]

With the powerf of hemalurgy, our favourite shapeshifting kandra are created.

[the-lord-ruler]

Sure, steal credit for all my hard work.

[the-lord-ruler]

Sliverism is still quite a dominant religion.

[marewill-flower]

Mmh, and who do they direct their prayers to again?

[the-lord-ruler]

The Sliver of Infinity

[marewill-flower]

... have you actually read any of their texts? Or listened to their songs? Just because it's theoretically connected to you doesn't mean they actually worship you.

[the-lord-ruler]

The religion is literally named after me

[marewill-flower]

@the-lord-ruler come here I have something to say to you

[the-lord-ruler]

*Descends from the sky with inhuman speed*

I killed you.

[marewill-flower]

You didn't even do it personally.

Bitch.

[the-lord-ruler]

Couldn't be bothered,

Half-breed.

[marewill-flower]

Clearly you also can't do that right, either!

[the-lord-ruler]

Didn't I?

You stayed gone for long enough, do you really think I care about insignificant scum like you?

[marewill-flower]

Grumpy because they didn't name a flower after you, are you?

[the-lord-ruler]

They named an entire city after me.

[marewill-flower]

Yeah, we're working on that one. *hands him a pamphlet that reads 'Rename Rashekin to literally anything else!'* Also, no one sings any hymns in your name anymore.

[the-lord-ruler]

Sliverism is still quite a dominant religion.

[marewill-flower]

Mmh, and who do they direct their prayers to again?

[the-lord-ruler]

The Sliver of Infinity

[marewill-flower]

@the-lord-ruler come here I have something to say to you

[the-lord-ruler]

*Descends from the sky with inhuman speed*

I killed you.

[marewill-flower]

You didn't even do it personally.

Bitch.

[the-lord-ruler]

Couldn't be bothered,

Half-breed.

[marewill-flower]

Clearly you also can't do that right, either!

[the-lord-ruler]

Didn't I?

You stayed gone for long enough, do you really think I care about insignificant scum like you?

[marewill-flower]

Grumpy because they didn't name a flower after you, are you?

[the-lord-ruler]

They named an entire city after me.

[marewill-flower]

Yeah, we're working on that one. *hands him a pamphlet that reads 'Rename Rashekin to literally anything else!'* Also, no one sings any hymns in your name anymore.

[the-lord-ruler]

Sliverism is still quite a dominant religion.

[marewill-flower]

@the-lord-ruler come here I have something to say to you

[the-lord-ruler]

*Descends from the sky with inhuman speed*

I killed you.

[marewill-flower]

You didn't even do it personally.

Bitch.

[the-lord-ruler]

Couldn't be bothered,

Half-breed.

[osofficial]

You're one to talk, you incompetent would-be-ruler

[the-lord-ruler]

I ruled absolutely for 1024 years, you unqualified crackpot.

[osofficial]

Yeah, during which time you: provided Ruin with an army of giants, had multiple rebellions, oppressed the vast majority of your people, and generally engaged in methods of rule that were cruel at best, negligent of proper leadership at worst.

[the-lord-ruler]

I Preserved scadrial for a millennium, and I would have succeeded for a lot further if it wasn't for that idiot Kelsier.

[marewill-flower]

@the-lord-ruler come here I have something to say to you

[the-lord-ruler]

*Descends from the sky with inhuman speed*

I killed you.

[marewill-flower]

You didn't even do it personally.

Bitch.

[the-lord-ruler]

Couldn't be bothered,

Half-breed.

[marewill-flower]

Clearly you also can't do that right, either!

[the-lord-ruler]

Didn't I?

You stayed gone for long enough, do you really think I care about insignificant scum like you?

[marewill-flower]

Grumpy because they didn't name a flower after you, are you?

[the-lord-ruler]

They named an entire city after me.

[marewill-flower]

@the-lord-ruler come here I have something to say to you

[the-lord-ruler]

*Descends from the sky with inhuman speed*

I killed you.

[marewill-flower]

You didn't even do it personally.

Bitch.

[the-lord-ruler]

Couldn't be bothered,

Half-breed.

[marewill-flower]

Clearly you also can't do that right, either!

[the-lord-ruler]

Didn't I?

You stayed gone for long enough, do you really think I care about insignificant scum like you?

[marewill-flower]

@the-lord-ruler come here I have something to say to you

[the-lord-ruler]

*Descends from the sky with inhuman speed*

I killed you.

[marewill-flower]

You didn't even do it personally.

Bitch.

[the-lord-ruler]

Couldn't be bothered,

Half-breed.

[osofficial]

You're one to talk, you incompetent would-be-ruler

[the-lord-ruler]

I ruled absolutely for 1024 years, you unqualified crackpot.

[marewill-flower]

@the-lord-ruler come here I have something to say to you

[the-lord-ruler]

*Descends from the sky with inhuman speed*

I killed you.

[marewill-flower]

You didn't even do it personally.

Bitch.

[the-lord-ruler]

Couldn't be bothered,

Half-breed.

[marewill-flower]

@the-lord-ruler come here I have something to say to you

[the-lord-ruler]

*Descends from the sky with inhuman speed*

I killed you.

[aduckwithears]

Pardon me, but those were load bearing immortal characters you just destroyed.

[1kit]

@the-lord-ruler

[the-lord-ruler]

I destroyed no immortals, it is my greatest regret.

[1kit]

You are the immortal. You were, by your own fault, load-bearing.

Doesn’t stop you from being a tyrant what deserved what you got.

[the-lord-ruler]

Everything I did, I did to save humankind.

[1kit]

*raises an eyebrow*

Really? You think /that/ scam will fly?

[the-lord-ruler]

Doubt me if you will, you ungrateful little rat.

[1kit]

Ungrateful? Why should I be grateful to /you?)

[the-lord-ruler]

For everything I did for humankind.

[1kit]

On one planet.

Which was offset by all the unneeded cruelty and tyranny and self-aggrandizement.

[the-lord-ruler]

The cruelty was necessary, as was the tyranny, and I am the sliver of infinity, one does not get much grander than that.

[aduckwithears]

Pardon me, but those were load bearing immortal characters you just destroyed.

[1kit]

@the-lord-ruler

[the-lord-ruler]

I destroyed no immortals, it is my greatest regret.

[1kit]

You are the immortal. You were, by your own fault, load-bearing.

Doesn’t stop you from being a tyrant what deserved what you got.

[the-lord-ruler]

Everything I did, I did to save humankind.

[1kit]

*raises an eyebrow*

Really? You think /that/ scam will fly?

[the-lord-ruler]

Doubt me if you will, you ungrateful little rat.

[1kit]

Ungrateful? Why should I be grateful to /you?)

[the-lord-ruler]

For everything I did for humankind.