future bound

Melissa | 25 | Dallas

[a-meh]

[amygdalae]

who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday

[officialmelkor]

“nobody cares about your wrapped” false. i care. i’m nosy as hell post all your stats i wanna see

[memewhore]

[ashstfu]

i like when i listen to a song and it sounds good

[whitepeopletwitter]

[queen-mihai]

Reblogging this again now because DON’T GODDAMN FORGET

[toskarin]

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

honey-nut clarity

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

post-nut cheerios

[generation-fucked-nostalgia]

Are you a part of Generation Fucked?

[lamplightjuniper]

[marcchurch]

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[everythingstarstuff]

[witchcatcher]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Armor of the Traffic Cone; negates bludgeoning damage and causes charging enemies to reroute to one side to avoid you

[aniseandspearmint]

this is a power rangers villain

[tastefullyoffensive]

[commander-ledi]

[commander-ledi]

several years ago i found this post on some finnish humor site. it was in finnish so i decided to translate it bcs i wanted that others could enjoy it too (and no, the original finnish version wasnt any more coherent than my translation, the only mistranslation in this post is that the “paper” should probably be “paper towel”). then i posted the translation to tumblr. suddenly.. the notes kinda just blew completely and this got posted on whole bunch of other sites too. and it spread everywhere.

i still see people using half of this post as reaction images and i still see fandom specific edits of this floating around every now and then and it haunts me. this post haunts me. i will never be free.

[transkojiro]

op when they see edits of this post:

[commander-ledi]

yeah

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bagelboys-withcreamcheese]