Hi! I’m Penny Lamb, an aspiring animal conversationalist! I’ve been homeschooled for mostly all of my life until now, actually! My parents homeschooled me with all the happy hippie things they like, such as… uh, ganja weed, and German nihilism. Now I go to St. Cassian Catholic School with my brother Ezra, and… surprisingly, the school doesn’t hold many saintly students. Anyway, back to everything about me. I’m an Aries that was born on April 7th. I’m 16 right now, and I live in Elysium City, which is right near the city my school is in, Uranium.
The girls there call me a feminist lesbian because they find me kind of weird. I wonder what’s their problem. They can’t handle a smart girl in this world? Maybe they’re projecting on me since they act like repressed homosexuals whenever they see a girl with pretty hair or eyes. How would one even have “pretty eyes”?
The school counselor diagnosed me with Bipolar 1, Manic-Depressive. I guess that makes sense. My brother got diagnosed with ADHD, which means he has to take 5 milligrams of Ritalin and 5 milligrams of Dexedrine… but he doesn’t… because he sells it to college kids for money, heh.. hehe.
Kids like me and Ezra can’t go outside to Legoland until we’re 16, not even if we pay our parents the fifty bucks Ezra got from selling his medicine… lucky for me, I’m 16! Oh— uh, I forgot to mention, Legoland is everything outside of Elysium City. Being stuck inside Elysium every day sucked for us. Ezra even stuck to playing with a monkey puppet named… Afenschwanz… which means monkey dingle. Hehehe, he named his monkey puppet monkey dingle.
I’m a HUUUUUGGGEEE fan of the boy band 7-UP! (JOHNNY MOON, PLEASE MARRY ME. I BUILT A LITTLE CORNER IN MY ROOM WHERE IT’S JUST EVERYTHING THAT I OWN THAT’S THEMED ON YOU.)
OH! Sorry, did I yammer for too long? I’ll— uh, just, yup… sorry about that!
- Hi! I’m @yourfriendslushi3, the moderator of this blog. Please note that I am a fictionkin with a strong attachment to Celine!Penny, but you can send wackadoodle asks! I won’t mind. The font I used for the blog name / post title is cute on facemoji.
(PLEASE NOTE FOR RIDE THE CYCLONE ROLEPLAYERS: This blog is connected to @the-most-forgettablegirl-intown . This blog is also separate from @sheepishlypennylamb , that Penny is an alternative universe Penny. This Penny is my AU’s canon Penny. For my Jane Doe blog, Celine!Penny timeline interactions will have a little 🍀 emoji at the start of the message. Emily!Penny timeline interactions will have a ❔ emoji at the start of the message. If it’s just general without a timeline, the emoji used will be 🎢.)
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Ezra: @my-life-in-ad-hd
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Penny info & headcanons:
-This Penny is Celine Stubel’s portrayal
-Aromantic and bisexual
-She would LOVE Stateside by PinkPantheress and Zara Larrson
-She has a little 2-part braid on the back of her bob, which she put there for the fun of it.
-She/It
-Bites her nails and makes kandi bracelets (wears only one clover bead bracelet on her wrist)
@my-life-in-ad-hd Do you know where you put that one paper with the words “Cockroaches taste like fried chicken” on it?? That was supposed to be a placeholder paper for where I glue all of my paper scraps to for art class…
what do you think about where penny and ezra would live since their parents’ farm burnt down and their parents are arrested? i’m thinking some sort of foster parent home where the foster parents would still care like “did you eat today??” and have like a 5 minute dinner with the kids but they would probably also give the lambs a very free schedule where they could do anything with like not much moderation. like not very emotionally connected but still there and practical
Yeah and like they both have jobs that make them somewhat distant but still reachable. I was imagining Penny sort of parenting Ezra in a way. I was also imagining that the foster parents make them pay a small rent and that’s how Ezra got into selling his ritalin at school.
she has a little brother ezra lamb who is three years younger than her
she is 16 years old
despite the legoland script saying ". PENNY is a young woman wearing French braids and a private school uniform" she has a black bob in the original production
in legoland she is played by celine stubel (orginal production)
she is an aspiring animal conversationalist
penny is described as an immensely nervous and self-conscious teenager "PENNY speaks at an incredible speed, being an immensely nervous and self-conscious teenager. She literally trips over her words"
she has a social worker named mrs peachery
she and her brother sold traffic drugs
along with that, she maimed and threw piping hot coffee at a man
she grew up on elysuim community farm, which is just outside uranium city, and is also the largest pot farm on the prairies
she and ezra have faked a total of 37 seizures
her parents got arrested, along with all the elysuim adults
she has made national news (because of the elysuim incident)
she has been taught, and probably knows, how to make non-toxic forms of penicillin
she was sent to saint cassian catholic school, which is a boarding school
at said school she was titled the school lesbian
which she got harassed for heavily
she has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder
because of said harassment and just how shitty her life was, she became depressed and suicidal
she had an obsession with this boy band called seven up, because of one of the students tammy edwards giving her a cd to "become cool"
her obsession was mainly geared towards the member johnny moon
she has a restraining order against her from said member johnny moon
she plays the ukelele
shes pescetarian
she has assault and battery, and drug dealing
she has had a movie made about her and ezras whole trip to johnny moon/jk-47
she faced probation for her said drug dealing
the only public surviving clip of the original production with her is https://youtu.be/s7CH81zOEJA?si=w8r7srobd126zpsj which was only a promo for the play
"I've heard a lot of things. I don't mind them at all. Perhaps I do. Is it really true that you have quite a problematic record before you move to our school? I'm just making sure that as the representative of the student council body, I have the responsibility to make sure every student is settling comfortably. I do hope it's just passing rumors."
— President of Student Council Body
[ Pause, blank stare, slight annoyance ]
No, not really.
While some of it is true, I am not a dangerous person. At least, in my view. I think I know myself. Well, Ezra knows me better than my own self too, and he doesn’t consider me a threat. I don’t think I’m that much of a risk to everyone else. In fact, I feel like everyone else is a risk to me! Everybody’s calling me a feminist lesbian… but I don’t even know how a lesbian acts. Plus, has anyone ever seen a misogynist lesbian? I don’t think so. Since lesbians are girls that like girls, I don’t think they would hate the very people they like. Oh— uh, anyway, my point is, uh, I’m not that much of a threat… at least in my view… and, uh, the other kids here are more of a threat to me. I don’t even focus on girls that much to be considered a lesbian.
I hope one day more people start to point out how strong the Lambs Siblings are, genuinly how come no one points out how Ezra basically knocked out an incredibly towering muscular bodyguard with only ONE swing WHILE THEY WERE STILL 12. OR WHAT ABOUT PENNY?? SHE NO-DIFFED A FULL GROWN MAN AT THE BARE AGE OF 15 AND WITH HER BARE HANDS, SHE ALSO MANAGED TO RIP THE SKIN OF HIS CHEEK WITH A SINGLE BITE
Look at them.. Trying to act all witty and quirky to fool you
