if we’re gonna go, we gotta go tonight

sam and kelly were lesbians send post

[the-mad-quotes]

sam: just wanted to make sure that my favourite hot mess is alive. i don't need words, just a response of any sort. okay? i hope you’re alive.

kelly: [deathlike hangover noises]

sam: this is sufficient.

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sam: to quote hamlet, act iii scene iii line 92: “no.”

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kelly: i never even finished that book report on people from finland. i never even learned what they're called.

sam: finnish.

kelly: i’m trying!

[the-mad-quotes]

kelly: strange light in my kitchen so either getting murdered or abducted. will keep you updated.

adam: what if it’s mothman?

kelly: then it’s marriage.

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sam: is it entirely within the bounds of possibility that you have an ulterior motive for this trip going ahead?

kelly: sam, i hope you know me better than that. at any given moment, i have no fewer than seven ulterior motives in play.

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kelly: i have the sharpest memory. name one time i’ve forgotten something.

adam: you left me in a grocery store parking lot two weeks ago.

kelly: i did that on purpose. try again.

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sam: we need a distraction.

sam: is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

kelly: my time has come.

[the-mad-quotes]

Hey can you provide me with a synopsis for this musical? Because I've looked all over the internet already and I really wanna know the plot.

oh, sure! be aware that i, like a lot of people, only found this musical after the soundtrack’s spotify release. i do think i have a pretty good idea of what the musical is about, though. but anyone else may feel free to add on, and ask questions if needed.

the mad ones, formerly known as “the unauthorized autobiography of samantha brown,” follows high school valedictorian samantha brown as she cluelessly sits in a hand-me-down car, unsure of where to continue her life from here. most of the story is told through flashbacks, as we explore her relationship with her overbearing mother, her boyfriend, but most importantly, her best friend, kelly, who was tragically killed in a car crash just before graduation. kelly was what pushed sam to be bold and break rules, so when she dies, sam no longer knows how to be brave. she has to figure out whether she’s going to live up to her mother’s expectations and go to an ivy league school, or change course and drive into an unpredictable future.

[the-mad-quotes]

sam: any questions?

kelly: why is it called toothpaste when it should be called teethpaste?

sam: about the homework.

kelly: it should be called teethpaste and you know it.

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sam, on the phone: hello?

kelly: hey, what’s up?

sam: i need your help, can you come here?

kelly: i can’t, i’m buying clothes.

sam: well, hurry up and get over here.

kelly: i can’t find them.

sam: what do you mean you can’t find them?

kelly: i can’t find them. there’s just soup.

sam: what do you mean there's only soup?!

kelly: it means there’s only soup!

sam: THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!

kelly: alright! you don’t have to shout!

kelly:

kelly: ... there’s more soup.

sam: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP?

kelly: THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP!

sam: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!

kelly: THERE’S STILL SOUP!

sam: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

kelly: I’M AT SOUP!

sam: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP?!

kelly: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!

sam: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

kelly: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!

sam: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

kelly: FUCK YOU!!!

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sam: are you drunk?

kelly: no, i’m kelly.

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sam: we can never let anyone know that we blew that up.

kelly: agreed.

sam: take it to the grave?

kelly: take it to the grave.

sam: this conversation never happened.

kelly: i don’t even know who you are.

sam: ...that’s hurtful, you took it too far.

kelly: that’s a weird thing for a stranger to say.

[the-mad-quotes]

[22 missed calls and 135 unopened messages from kelly]

sam: are you okay??? i’m sorry i didn’t answer i was—

kelly: this video of a dog wearing a scarf reminded me of you

[the-mad-quotes]

kelly: i don't think i can stay in the same house as the woman who ruined my life.

sam: for fuck’s sake— i’ll buy you more coco puffs in the morning!

[the-mad-quotes]

kelly: it’s fine, i understand. you might find this hard to believe, but i can be a little childish sometimes, myself.

sam: yes. you have gum in your hair.

kelly: noted.

[the-mad-quotes]

sam, trying to reach something on a shelf: kelly, I need a boost.

kelly: alright.

kelly, clapping: go for it, you can do it, you’re the best! woo-hoo!

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mrs. brown: has anyone seen my daughter?

stranger: what’s her name? what does she look like?

mrs. brown: sam. brown hair, about this tall, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet.