The-Merchant00

Hi stranger, may I interest you in some works of art?

[the-merchant00]

WHAT IS THIS

[the-merchant00]

Been seeing a lot of intense conversations about political propagandas and AI in fanfics.

Meanwhile me with my own action fic problems:

“Okay, so. Guns. How do I make it gay?”

[wandasboy]

[the-merchant00]

Peak 🤣

[the-merchant00]

Chapter 4: What are you doing?!

New chapter post

Agatha is back in the public spotlight, despite still being traumatized from her previous 'showing'. But who better to keep her safe, sound, and supported than her very own knight?

AO3 Link: Love Into A Weapon

[the-merchant00]

Chapter 3: Come on Harkness, you're better than this!

New chapter alert

Agent Rio Vidal makes a quick appearance, and Agatha can't seem to handle it...or can she?

AO3 Link: Love Into A Weapon

[the-merchant00]

Chapter 2: Who does this woman think she is?!

New chapter alert

Agatha gets a new bodyguard. Emphasis on body.

Rio is absolutely shameless.

Alice thinks she might as well pack her shit up.

AO3 Link: Love Into A Weapon

[hornywitchahn-deactivated202507]

She’s so hot 💜

[the-merchant00]

In my head, I am here. 🥹

I truly loved this scene and wanted to make a pixel art I can post on my wall to commemorate it.

I want to believe that in an alternate universe, they’re all alive and just flying around on their broomsticks. With Agatha and Rio twirling around each other flirtatiously, Billy and Alice keeping an eye on Nicky who keeps on trying out acrobatic stunts, Jen is making pink clouds appear in the sky for the aesthetics and Lilia looking over the coven smiling at all their hopeful futures.

Delusional. Indeed, I am 🫠

[she1smyscar]

No but like, we thought she was Cunty before??? This look will E.N.D. me

[the-merchant00]

Rio will fall to her knees at Walmart 💀

[the-merchant00]

This just hit me (in light of the casting confirmation for Nicky).

The awful truth:

Their son wasn't even supposed to live.

Her wife had to bend the cosmic rules JUST to give them a chance but eventually had no choice but to take their son away.

Agatha would rather be the villain in the story than admit that there was simply NOTHING they could do for their little boy.

I'M BLEEDING ALL OVER AGAIN.

[the-merchant00]

New Fic Alert!

Craziest shit ever I just thought of this concept and finished a chapter in one sitting. Clearly, Agathario drove me insane.

AO3 Link: Love Into A Weapon

Agatha, a powerful CEO hiding a mysterious secret that puts her life in danger gets rescued by Rio, an equally mysterious ex-military turned personal security detail haunted by dreams of a woman and a boy from the past.

[the-merchant00]

The last scenes of Rio we saw was her BURYING HER WIFE and HER TAKING THEIR SON TO THE AFTERLIFE.

SOMEONE THROW A KITCHEN SINK AT ME PLS 😭

[the-merchant00]

THERE WAS A DANDELION IN THE LOCKET. WHO DO YOU THINK PUT IT THERE. WHO DO YOU THINK HAS COMMAND OVER NATURE.

[the-merchant00]

Agatha and Nicky’s last act before they died was kissing someone they love—

SOMEONE STOP ME

[the-merchant00]

It’s Rio desperately grabbing a hold of Agatha and reciprocating that kiss 100-fold the moment she felt her powers getting siphoned, knowing her love is killing herself, knowing this might be the last time she will feel her, knowing she promised she won’t show her face when her lover dies—

SOMEONE RUN ME OVER WITH A BROOMSTICK

[the-merchant00]

Hey so…if Agatha was able to pick up the locket at the end. Does that mean she can basically be solid or some shit and when she meets rio again inevitably, they can make out without the whole dying thing?

[msmarycrawley]

“No one in history has had special treatment like you”

350 year old witch pussy got Death acting unwise