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Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.
This actually sounds hilarious
Omg pls ask
Please ask me things
If you lost my muse in a crowd, what “offensive” thing could you yell that'd be GUARANTEED to track them down?
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Kaelan had gotten himself very far from home by now.. Sure, a jungle was a forest much like the one where he lived, but it wasn’t anywhere near the right mountains he needed to get to. Frowning, he sighed, shaking his head, before he took to the air again, his wings buzzing against the air as he moved deeper into the jungle, only to find- Was that a human? But.. He moved more like a beast than a man.. Odd.. But a better option than nothing.
Quickly, Kaelan flew toward the strange jungle man, finally landing on a large leaf nearby, and taking a step forward, one hand on his sword just in case he needed it.
“Hey! You got a moment, big guy?” Not the most polite of greetings, but it would do, right?
👣 The call had caused the man to look over his shoulder, taking in a glance of the strange creature that was talking to him. It had a weird posture, not the mention the wings and the clothing. Most people who came to visit from England weren’t looking like this so where did this male come from?
“Who are you?” Tarzan managed to say, turning around to face the individual completely. He slowly started to stand on his two feet, coming to the same stance as the other male. Was this a friend of Jane? He could hardly believe that so he didn’t plan on mentioning Jane for now until he would know the real intentions of the other.
“Why…Are you…here?”
“My name is Kaelan Firenze.” He acknowledged. He didn’t often talk to the larger folk. Many of them tried to swat him, considering he was only four inches tall, but this one.. He had a soul like a beast, more than a man. Was he.. somehow both? “I am on a long journey, and.. I’m in need of a place to rest.. Do you know of a safe place?”
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The calf leaned into the scratches to her soft, fuzzy chin, her eye closing at the contact. However, at his question she shook her head slightly, before looking up at the ID number on her stall, which at that point seemed to be all she was: #88. She wuld have liked a name, but at the current all she was was a number, another calf in the rescue building that nobody wanted.
He followed her gaze to see the number, then turned back to her, frowning a bit. No name.. Just a number.. Well, that was just sad. And insensitive of whatever people put her in here. Everything that lived needed a name.
“No name, huh.. Just a number..” He sighed, patting her nose. “It’s like they don’t even want you.. But I tell you what, that’s not fair to you. Would you like me to give you a name?”
Well that certainly got her attention. A name? He would really want to give her a name? That was exciting! Yes, she wanted a name, and heck if he wanted to give her one, she could hardly wait to see what he came up with, a happy little moo rising in her chest.
“All right, let’s see.” What could he name her..? The way pixies named anything, it had to match the soul of whatever was being named. Hm.. Taking a deep breath, he put a hand on her forehead, standing on her nose for the moment, and he took the time to focus, listening to her and what her own spirit was telling him.. And.. There! That’s it!
“How about.. Melody? Seems to me like a name that fits you.” He remarked, smiling. “You’ve got a song in your heart, little one. And it’s waiting to be heard.”
The calf bobbed her head up and down, her ears perked forward. She was perfectly happy with that name. However, before the conversation could continue any further, one of the handlers walked over to her stall, talking to his boss.
“You know we don’t have enough room to keep her anymore, Carlos. I know you love 88, but she’s never getting a home, not at this rate. There are a lot of new animals coming in, and she needs to be either sold or moved somewhere else.” The man said to the handler, sighing as he looked at the calf. “If she can’t be moved or relocated, then you know as well as I do that she has to be put down, and as far as I’m concerned, that may be our only option at this point.”
The moment he heard the talk about putting Melody down, Kaelan immediately drew his sword and took to the air, shooting like a bullet to hover in front of the man’s face.
“How dare you.” He snapped. “If I heard you correctly, and you intend to put this young life to an end, I can assure you, I will make sure you don’t come anywhere near her again.” Yep. Congratulations, sir, you have now angered a warrior pixie.
Melody had pressed herself into the far corner of her stall, curling up. She knew very well that no human wanted her, but to hear it spoken out loud still hurt.
Both men blinked in surprise and looked at each other before the owner of the farm looked at Kaelan. “…Okay, then….What should we release her ito the wild to fend for herself? I mean, she’d be better off being adopted, but since we don’t have anymore space, and this is a kill facility, she just happens to be the one who’s needing to either relocate or be put to sleep.”
“If you don’t want her, I’ll take her.” Kaelan replied, frowning at the men. “And that being said.. You should be ashamed of yourself. Every life matters and has a purpose. To call yourself a kill facility, is an insult to the laws of nature. Who are you to decide who lives and who dies?” He sheathed his sword now, if a bit reluctantly, and stood proud and defiant, even while hovering in midair.
“I’ve spent my life trained as a warrior, trained to kill, and still I have no more right than you to claim that I have the authority to choose who deserves to die. Life and death are a balance, and each life matters. Think about that before you claim such an authority over another’s fate.”
The small female stood up and walked toward the gate, shaking her head. She wasn’t sure what was happening, but Kaelan sounded upset. She didn’t like that at all.
“Oh How would you take care of her? I mean, she could squish you by taking a single step, she eats once every two hours, and she tends to be relatively noisy at night.” The male raised an eyebrow, glancing at the calf. “I mean, if you want to try, you’re welcome to it, but don’t blame me if she’s too much for you.”
“She will live with my clan, safe and protected from people like you, cared for and loved by hundreds. A clan, which mind you, has spent our lifetimes raising every living creature, from birds to deer to wolves, while you squander your lives away claiming you have an authority to choose whose life is worth it.” Kaelan shook his head, still glaring at the man. “To think, pixies can care for all manner of creatures larger than themselves without effort, but one human can’t even be bothered to pay attention to one life smaller than himself. Such a shame.”
Finally, he settled himself again on Melody’s head, gently so as not to startle her and get thrown off again, he pat her forehead. He loved her like his own, really he did. Too bad these humans couldn’t be bothered to know her..
“Well, then. If you won’t open the gate for us, I’ll handle that myself too.” He stared at the man again, waiting to see what he would do.
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This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
What warning label would you put on my muse?
If I get 10 "voice"s, I (the mun) will record myself voice acting the character I roleplay.
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The calf leaned into the scratches to her soft, fuzzy chin, her eye closing at the contact. However, at his question she shook her head slightly, before looking up at the ID number on her stall, which at that point seemed to be all she was: #88. She wuld have liked a name, but at the current all she was was a number, another calf in the rescue building that nobody wanted.
He followed her gaze to see the number, then turned back to her, frowning a bit. No name.. Just a number.. Well, that was just sad. And insensitive of whatever people put her in here. Everything that lived needed a name.
“No name, huh.. Just a number..” He sighed, patting her nose. “It’s like they don’t even want you.. But I tell you what, that’s not fair to you. Would you like me to give you a name?”
Well that certainly got her attention. A name? He would really want to give her a name? That was exciting! Yes, she wanted a name, and heck if he wanted to give her one, she could hardly wait to see what he came up with, a happy little moo rising in her chest.
“All right, let’s see.” What could he name her..? The way pixies named anything, it had to match the soul of whatever was being named. Hm.. Taking a deep breath, he put a hand on her forehead, standing on her nose for the moment, and he took the time to focus, listening to her and what her own spirit was telling him.. And.. There! That’s it!
“How about.. Melody? Seems to me like a name that fits you.” He remarked, smiling. “You’ve got a song in your heart, little one. And it’s waiting to be heard.”
The calf bobbed her head up and down, her ears perked forward. She was perfectly happy with that name. However, before the conversation could continue any further, one of the handlers walked over to her stall, talking to his boss.
“You know we don’t have enough room to keep her anymore, Carlos. I know you love 88, but she’s never getting a home, not at this rate. There are a lot of new animals coming in, and she needs to be either sold or moved somewhere else.” The man said to the handler, sighing as he looked at the calf. “If she can’t be moved or relocated, then you know as well as I do that she has to be put down, and as far as I’m concerned, that may be our only option at this point.”
The moment he heard the talk about putting Melody down, Kaelan immediately drew his sword and took to the air, shooting like a bullet to hover in front of the man’s face.
“How dare you.” He snapped. “If I heard you correctly, and you intend to put this young life to an end, I can assure you, I will make sure you don’t come anywhere near her again.” Yep. Congratulations, sir, you have now angered a warrior pixie.
Melody had pressed herself into the far corner of her stall, curling up. She knew very well that no human wanted her, but to hear it spoken out loud still hurt.
Both men blinked in surprise and looked at each other before the owner of the farm looked at Kaelan. “…Okay, then….What should we release her ito the wild to fend for herself? I mean, she’d be better off being adopted, but since we don’t have anymore space, and this is a kill facility, she just happens to be the one who’s needing to either relocate or be put to sleep.”
“If you don’t want her, I’ll take her.” Kaelan replied, frowning at the men. “And that being said.. You should be ashamed of yourself. Every life matters and has a purpose. To call yourself a kill facility, is an insult to the laws of nature. Who are you to decide who lives and who dies?” He sheathed his sword now, if a bit reluctantly, and stood proud and defiant, even while hovering in midair.
“I’ve spent my life trained as a warrior, trained to kill, and still I have no more right than you to claim that I have the authority to choose who deserves to die. Life and death are a balance, and each life matters. Think about that before you claim such an authority over another’s fate.”
Aladdin {Sentence Starters}
“You ain’t never had a friend like me!”
“No matter what anybody says, you’ll always be a prince to me.”
“No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven.”
“All this for a loaf of bread?”
“I’m getting kinda fond of you, kid.”
“Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.”
“You’re not free to make your own choices.”
“I can’t make anybody fall in love with anybody else.”
“You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you’re the best audience in the whole world.”
“I must’ve hit my head harder than I thought.”
“Looks like we’re gonna have to find a way outta here.”
“We just keep running into each other, don’t we?”
“I’m not worthless. And I don’t have fleas!”
“Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?”
“And all of a sudden you’re walking out on me? I don’t think so, not right now.”
“You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth?”
“Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?”
“I’ve never done a thing on my own. I’ve never had any real friends.”
“Tragic, isn’t it? But, no harm done.”
“Trouble? No way. You’re only in trouble if you get caught.”
“You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you’ll die a street rat.”
“You’ve certainly proven your worth as far as I’m concerned.”
“Uh, rule #1: I can’t kill anybody.”
“We’ll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.”
“Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.”
“I knew it! Why did you lie to me? Did you think I was stupid?”
“Who disturbs my slumber?”
“You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.”
“When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.”
“I love the way your foul little mind works!”
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Kaelan certainly prided himself on being clever, and he was for sure taking his chances in proving it now, as he attempted to sneak by the large white wolf to steal some of her food. He wasn’t entirely sure what this was that she was eating, but whatever it was, he wanted it, and he was going to get it.
Moving closer, he managed to snatch a rather large piece of the wolf’s meal, and now occupied himself with trying to drag it away, his wings buzzing in an attempt to give himself a boost.
If there’s one thing Amaterasu couldn’t stand, it was a thief. Specifically, food thieves. Even more specifically… Ones who thought it okay to take her food. Now, if there was at least the option presented to her, she would’ve taken all of the necessary thought processes to consider her answer…and then likely would’ve been alright with it, regardless. Reward politeness, right? Typically that’s….geared for kids, but it works here, too.
She doesn’t miss the small one trying to “sneak” by her. If anything, she lets them do it, figure they’re gonna pull some annoying stunt that would result in being alone with her meal again. She’s a hungry goddess and her meal, perfect… A treat from one of the chefs in Sei’an City.
So when this pixie punk thinks he’s going to make off away and unseen with her food, he better start thinking again.
A low growl rumbles in her throat, teeth baring and tail swishing behind her…right into a horizontal line. Cut- even with the power boost of 3 behind it- can’t and won’t hurt people that aren’t imps or demons; despite Ammy’s anger, this pixie easily classifies as neither… So what he’s about to feel instead is the power of being hit by a wall that was lying down and launched at his midsection.
If that doesn’t send him flying, it’s gonna at least make him hurt.
“If you are so hungry as to need a meal, then ask. Thieves are an unwelcome type to me.” Her voice should ring true and stern to him, tail lashing before eating some more, but slower. Who knows, maybe she might change her tune if he does… Starting with an apology and then him asking!
Whatever she had done, it hit him hard and certainly knocked him back quite a bit. He didn’t know what kind of magic that was, but damn, did it hurt.. He got back up quickly however, and immediately drew his sword as the wolf was clearly threatening him. The sword was his instinct by now, it was a reflex, a part of him that had been trained into him for years.. But.. Hearing the wolf’s words.. He stopped. He sheathed his blade again and bowed to a beast that was very clearly much more powerful than he was.
“Forgive me, ma’am.. It’s been a few days since I’ve had enough to eat, and hunger can drive me to be a fool now and again.. Please take pity on a desperate pixie..?”
NET NEUTRALITY IS BEING VOTED ON DEC. 14th
YEAH YOU HEARD ME SAY THIS A THOUSAND TIMES AND PROBABLY MANY OTHERS SAY IT TOO.
BUT TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA PLEASE CALL AJIT PAI 1-202-418-1000 AT HIS OFFICE
(leave your name and city and state and that you don’t want net neutrality repealed.)
I KNOW SOME OF YOU MAY THINK IT DOESNT RELATE TO THE FANDOM BUT AS A FELLOW FAN I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU MAY BE INHIBITED FROM WATCHING/PARTICIPATING IN THE FANDOM IF THIS PASSES. THAT MEANS NO MORE FANFICS/EDITS/AMV’S/ECT.
Tell your congressmen that you are their constituents and you will NOT be voting them back in next voting time comes around if they do not vote to keep net neutrality. Tell you reps that too.
Use resistbot for congress/representatives but CALL THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FCC.
I AM BEGGING YOU. IF YOU CARE ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH THEN YOU SHOULD TAKE ACTION. DON’T JUST REBLOG; REBLOG AND TAKE ACTION TODAY.
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The calf leaned into the scratches to her soft, fuzzy chin, her eye closing at the contact. However, at his question she shook her head slightly, before looking up at the ID number on her stall, which at that point seemed to be all she was: #88. She wuld have liked a name, but at the current all she was was a number, another calf in the rescue building that nobody wanted.
He followed her gaze to see the number, then turned back to her, frowning a bit. No name.. Just a number.. Well, that was just sad. And insensitive of whatever people put her in here. Everything that lived needed a name.
“No name, huh.. Just a number..” He sighed, patting her nose. “It’s like they don’t even want you.. But I tell you what, that’s not fair to you. Would you like me to give you a name?”
Well that certainly got her attention. A name? He would really want to give her a name? That was exciting! Yes, she wanted a name, and heck if he wanted to give her one, she could hardly wait to see what he came up with, a happy little moo rising in her chest.
“All right, let’s see.” What could he name her..? The way pixies named anything, it had to match the soul of whatever was being named. Hm.. Taking a deep breath, he put a hand on her forehead, standing on her nose for the moment, and he took the time to focus, listening to her and what her own spirit was telling him.. And.. There! That’s it!
“How about.. Melody? Seems to me like a name that fits you.” He remarked, smiling. “You’ve got a song in your heart, little one. And it’s waiting to be heard.”
The calf bobbed her head up and down, her ears perked forward. She was perfectly happy with that name. However, before the conversation could continue any further, one of the handlers walked over to her stall, talking to his boss.
“You know we don’t have enough room to keep her anymore, Carlos. I know you love 88, but she’s never getting a home, not at this rate. There are a lot of new animals coming in, and she needs to be either sold or moved somewhere else.” The man said to the handler, sighing as he looked at the calf. “If she can’t be moved or relocated, then you know as well as I do that she has to be put down, and as far as I’m concerned, that may be our only option at this point.”
The moment he heard the talk about putting Melody down, Kaelan immediately drew his sword and took to the air, shooting like a bullet to hover in front of the man’s face.
“How dare you.” He snapped. “If I heard you correctly, and you intend to put this young life to an end, I can assure you, I will make sure you don’t come anywhere near her again.” Yep. Congratulations, sir, you have now angered a warrior pixie.
"Do me a favor, would you, big guy?" Kaelan settled himself on Bartz's shoulder now, heaving a heavy sigh. "Next time I get the bright idea to challenge a hawk completely unarmed, just don't let me do it. Okay?"
“Ahh, sure and I see, shall remember to stop you if you want to challenge anything bigger..you sure you’re alright and not hurt?”
Bartz asked slowly, a small look of concern upon his face as he looked to his Pixie friend upon his shoulder.
@the-mightiest-pixie
Bartz wanted to smile as his words were working as he could feel something leafy growing in the palm of his hand as his hand was opened suddenly with the Pixie Warrior attacking right back as his brown eyes widen as he watched them running up his arm as he struggled with the plant growing to restrain him rapidly, he struggled to move his body but the plant was stubborn as it continued to grow into vines now.
“Grahhh!” He yelled out as he could feel his body being forced to the ground, his mouth was the only thing moving as his arms and legs were trapped completely.
Now standing on top of the plant as it quite literally rooted Bartz to the ground, holding him down, he smirked at the adventurer as he peered down at him through the leafy prison.
“Do you give up yet?” He chuckled. “I appreciate you encouraging me, and you did get some good shots in there, so..” He faltered, now feeling faint from using too much magic to create this plants, and finally, he fell, slipping through the vines to land in front of Bartz, exhausted, as the vines withered and fell away without the pixie’s magic to keep them growing.
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Net neutrality
This situation is literally making me sick. My anxiety and stress are through the roof and I am unable to do anything about it. (I have no meds currently for it) Like I stated last time, the removal of net neutrality will hurt the people in the US. How?
• Because online shopping has become more successful in the past years, businesses may loose profit. Large ones might be able to manage, but small or new businesses won’t last long. This will also make it harder for people to find jobs.
• Schools, with an already low budget, will suffer and will likely have to remove things from the curriculum or shut down. (Go ahead and cheer now, but just imagine not being able to get a job because you don’t have a piece of paper.) Homeschooling will also be harder to sign up for, and as will online schooling.
• Sheltered animals won’t find as many homes and some will get put to sleep because of this, even the healthy and baby animals.
• Suicide rates for teens and adults will rise up. This is because the internet is chock full of resources and social media sites they can access that will often assure them that things will get better. (I know that I met lots of people on deviantart who have helped me get put of killing my self many times)
• People who are in long distance relationships may hardly ever or never see each other. (Especially if one or both people don’t have a phone)
These are all the things I could think of from the top of my head of what could happen if the net is gone. Now, you can call Ajit Pai, but you most likely won’t get him to change his mind. Try to call the other FCC members. Try to call your state governors or representatives or mayor or congress or anyone! If you email them, dont use a premade letter. Write it yourself and put in the reasons why YOU want to keep net neutrality. We can’t let them take away this resource from us! In this day, it’s just as important as electricity and running water. This is a NEED. Not a want. We don’t have much time left. If you protest, be peaceful. If someone has other opinions than you, don’t cuss at them and threaten them.
We need to keep our net. Repost this ANYWHERE. Hell, even tell the media about it. Everyone. Has. To. Know.
Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.
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[ I will not apologize for my character lashing out or reacting to your character clearly attempting to tease / provoke them and evoke a reaction out of them. Neither will I attempt to brush it off and hold my muse back in a situation they wouldn’t be alright with. Even the sweetest and most kindhearted of characters are still human and can only tolerate so much before reacting.
If you push them, please prepare to face the consequences. ]