The Mighty Bookworm

24 F

[zexox]

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[tiramistupid]

the lowest, sleepiest “hi baby” they mumble as you join them in bed and nuzzle yourself under their arm

[ashberrrry]

me???? tired???? sleepy???? yes constantly

[fairie-jane]

Bless whatever editor at Wikipedia did this, even if it has been since undone.

[beckie-letitia-deactivated20210]

Get in loser, we’re going to the farmers’ market

[romanticizing-life11111]

fuck you hozier not everyone can shake like the bough of a willow tree

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[larkscape]

When stunted hand earns place with man by mere monstrosity / Alarms are struck and shore is shook by sheer atrocity

A cure I know that soothes the soul does so impossibly / A moment's silence when my baby puts the mouth on me

So summon on / The pearl rosary / Let the reason come on the common tongue of you loving me

Hozier: world gone to hell? try blowjobs! let me come on your neck.

[sugar-petals]

listening to CDs in the kitchen i always brace myself for the ad between songs but then it just keeps rolling. skipping around how i like without interruption feels heavenly. we're in such a commercial angst prison that books and CDs are luxury now 😭

protect, pass on, thrift, gift, and store physical media, it's worth it

[the-filth-lord]

"my kids turned out fine" ma'am, you don’t have a clue about the lengths your daughter would go just to hear someone calls her 'good girl'

[froglocker]

Giving in does feel good as fuck sometimes

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

[thoughtcascades]

single life is cool but who is supposed to kiss me for surviving the day

[the-purvashadha]

"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.