pure strangeness

Hello, I'm Linz. I'm a teenager with a love for video games, graphic t-shirts, cute people, and baked goods. I'm not pansexual, I'm PUNsexual. Kidding. I am. Thanks for dropping by!

[just-shower-thoughts]

When my tongue is burned from drinking hot beverages I realize how much I underappreciate the time my tongue is not burned

[anus]

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

[thomasthetalkingengine]

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

[astranaut]

[looks to my abundance of pillows on my bed] oh

[gaviaimmers]

*blows kiss to space* for the female Skywalkers *throws therapist at space* for the male Skywalkers

[memewhore]

[the-missing-lnk]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[theanti90smovement]

How jocks tell time

Regular person: oh it’s 3:13  Jock: do you mean 3 days 16 hours 26 minutes and approximately 32 seconds before THE BIG GAME?

[heartscocoa-deactivated20131218]

i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé

[sidestepup2thestreets]

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

[sidestepup2thestreets]

je ™

[12b6]

I HATE THIS

[themissinglnk]

playing the timpani at 9 at night is much more bearable when you pass around fetus pictures with your fellow percussionists

[heehoohoo]

✨✌🏽️

[animeablaze-deactivated20190330]

[the-missing-lnk]

feel the bern

[miyuliart]

[knowtherealcost]

[the-missing-lnk]

Sympathizing heavily "IM OFFERING A REWARD PLEASE HELP ME I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THE SEARCH OR LOSE HOPE."

[the-missing-lnk]

Me & my friends

[themissinglnk]

My dad and I were in the grocery store today

Behind us in line was this guy, maybe like early- to mid-forties. The lines were moving really slow (I mean it’s thanksgiving come on) and this guy was hysterical.

Waiting in line: He jokingly walks into line in front of everyone and goes “I don’t feel like waiting”

Talking to a guy buying bacon: “Wow you’re really bringing home the bacon tonight!”

In regards to the line and cashiers: “These guys are slower than my ex girlfriend!”

What a great guy

[rwbyhiatuscountdown]

RWBY Hiatus Countdown: 13 Days

As of today, October 11th, 2015, we are currently 13 days from the premiere of volume three