chef boyardee had nothing to do with 911

to my ravioli

[girlfromenglishclass]

“A modern retelling” oh so you mean worse

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

“A Muppet retelling” oh so you mean better

[scavengedluxury]

“I swam in shit and I turned out fine. No, things should never improve. I am very clever.”

[anyroads]

Sir you’re a conservative MP you very much did not turn out fine

[sacredstem]

if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.

[garbage-empress]

is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with

[hotvampireadjacent]

Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign

[teaboot]

They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the building where birds can sit is on the very top, on the cross. So the cross is now covered in bird shit

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

"In the house of a rich man there is nowhere to spit but his face" -that greek dude who lived in a barrel

[eunyoungj]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[niullum-deactivated20210410]

El negro Matapacos (black cop killer)  was a symbol of fight and hope in the social protests we had last year. He was a stray who marched with the people and defended them from authorities. 

He is Chile’s most beloved protest dog.

   Here are some murals honoring him from different cities across the country

they even made a statue

[thebeardyme]

and the government via the police pigs have tried destroying murals, symbols, even that giant matapacos statue THREE TIMES but his spirit carries on. 

[imdope420]

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

[nickelbackthatassup]

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[newtonpermetersquare]

why have i been disgraced

[probablyasocialecologist]

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

[xwxda-m1n3n-g035-nyahxwx]

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

[patydin-deactivated20181026]

[disimba]

Deep.

[bongtokingprincess-deactivated2]

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

[walkingonsmoke]

Agreed ^^

[whitepeopletwitter]

[smallestdogswilldie]

i go into the forest. i look at species

[storm-p]

How they look? :)

[smallestdogswilldie]

very nice:) thank you

[bendy]

nothing more offensive than the list of group chats the tumblr algorithm thinks will interest me

[hotvampireadjacent]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this took a completely different direction than what i had anticipated

[viscraeldeactivated1]

i dont remember when i made this