Majra Mangetsu

A Social Justice Mage

[pokemonsnap]

when a wild pokemon gets bold and hits u with a “you couldn’t get away!” so u decide to kill it with ur most OP move to teach it a lesson

[petitetiaras]

[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[hayatecrawford]

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

[nothing-about-nothing]

Mulan: “Taken down easier than the matchmaker. And she was on FIRE”

[dozdudz]

DEAD

[tiffmnz]

[n8vlinguist-deactivated20210201]

Bitch I’m deceased the audacity lmaoooo

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[windwardstar]

My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her students didn’t know the answer then she hadn’t done a good job teaching it.

[thatneko0taku]

What teachers should do

[oldschoolfrp]

Truck Carrying Gaming Dice Spills Onto Highway, Rolls A Perfect 756,000

“Though unfortunate it happened, nobody got hurt and we now own an unofficial world record for the largest dice roll in history!”

[atalana]

okay but this is the best part of this article

[gay-irl]

gay👅irl

[gay-irl]

gay🃏irl

[the-moonslayer-cat]

I don’t do blowjob unless you fucking give me an Emrakul.

[gay-irl]

Gay🙌irl

[the-moonslayer-cat]

Fuck it. I’m horny on main.

[gay-irl]

Gay🚦irl

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[shaeisew]

THIS FUCKING SLAYED ME-

[surprisebitch]

i texted like 15+ guys on grindr and non of them texted me back, call me bobo the fool

aaw yea i used to message guys when i had grindr, but that usually gets me a 10-20% response rate and i hate rejection so ever since, i just opened my profile and closed it then just waited for guys to message and i replied to those im interested in and blocked those who im not interested in

TBH though, it’s been almost a year since i had grindr. i deleted it and seriously, it has helped me. sometimes hooking up can be stressful especially as a bottom like preparing and when you’re unlucky and the guy flakes, it’s just so annoying. also, i’m a full-time uni student so hooking up can be a distraction and an opportunity cost. another is i stopped working out so i know i wouldnt get more attention now than when i was going to the gym lol and grindr is full of superficial people. it’s all about looks and body there

so yeah, if you notice it doesnt really help you, you can delete it. 

[darkmacademia]

alignment chart: bookmark edition. tag yourself i’m scrap paper

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I use basic lands and tokens does that count as scrap?

[the-moonslayer-cat]

Yes. 

[diabeticlesbian]

Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)

[furiosamedea]

“i am incorrectly female” this hurts so much

[captainmera]

So how about that Steven Universe Future, huh? Huh? *nudge* huh??  ALSO WHERE IS CONNIE?!?!!??

Anxieties be like that sometimes Steven. I guess he probably feels a little out of place and intimidated by normal teen stuff. Meeting Connie’s new friends? And they might have high expectations?? Hahahaha help him.

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