the MTG bbeg

[the-mtg-bbeg]

I've decided it's time to create a "a bit about me" post

A bit about the bbeg:

Irl friend of @king-of-oreo @queen-of-oreo @serturasi @lord-business-offical and @carlthehedgehog (I live in constant fear of accidentally doxing them)

If you have a interest, I probably have it as well, to prove my point, these are my interests:

Football

Mtg

Bike riding

Baking

Music

Rubiks cube solving

Video games

DND

Marvel

Reading books (lately I haven't had the time tho)

And so much more (test me)

I have ADHD & OCD

Would be killed by Anakin (I'm a youngling)

Anti capitalist

Not depressed 🎉 (yet)

Live in Israel tho I despise the war and my government

Antisemitism homophobia transphobia and racism are all bad and big no no's

Straight white male and accused of being ginger (I have brown hair)

And my non irl friends are @punky-beaver-offical , @asap-azriel & @crow-offical

And that's it

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

So i have an art project for the summer vacay, and i want you to take a guess and what I'm making

Its only the parts, and its on misarranged on purpose.

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

@king-of-oreo @serturasi @thecatboyknight-offical @the-mtg-bbeg @tabris-the-seventeenth-angel @221lesbiandconfused @dazaisfavbitch @sillyness-incarnate @awesomeness-saucey @hinakure @meymandala

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Is it...

An art project?

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Jk

I can tell it's a spider

Missing some legs but I'm not judging it, maybe it was a war veteran

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

So i have an art project for the summer vacay, and i want you to take a guess and what I'm making

Its only the parts, and its on misarranged on purpose.

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

@king-of-oreo @serturasi @thecatboyknight-offical @the-mtg-bbeg @tabris-the-seventeenth-angel @221lesbiandconfused @dazaisfavbitch @sillyness-incarnate @awesomeness-saucey @hinakure @meymandala

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Is it...

An art project?

[jeen-yuhs]

GET OUT MY OVEN

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Because I'm a Jew???

[frosted-sugar-cookie-queen]

na u stay there

[the-mtg-bbeg]

You can't say that

The holocaust ain't a thing to joke about

[frosted-sugar-cookie-queen]

dude yuo juscjt didi likkr whsts tyupe ofy diucnnle dytabdard sit thats ksuke whst arhe youf syaying vruyh????

[the-mtg-bbeg]

It's like the n word

I won't black so I can't say nga

[frosted-sugar-cookie-queen]

howew idid tlyou even usnserstandd thyht????

[the-mtg-bbeg]

High levels of neurodivergense

[jeen-yuhs]

GET OUT MY OVEN

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Because I'm a Jew???

[frosted-sugar-cookie-queen]

na u stay there

[the-mtg-bbeg]

You can't say that

The holocaust ain't a thing to joke about

[frosted-sugar-cookie-queen]

dude yuo juscjt didi likkr whsts tyupe ofy diucnnle dytabdard sit thats ksuke whst arhe youf syaying vruyh????

[the-mtg-bbeg]

It's like the n word

I won't black so I can't say nga

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

So on my last trip to Japan, my mother bought a card deck of Howl's moving Castle. And itd BEAUTIFUL.

This picture, has SUCH 4 vibes.

[the-mtg-bbeg]

4 of diamonds is my favourite card

Idk if it has 4 of diamonds vibes

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

LOOK AT THIS LIL GUY!!!

Context:

So, after years of begin my mother, she finally bought me this game i really wanted. Its called Subnautica.

Its a survival horror game, underwater. Kinda like minecraft but just underwater.

The world is on an alien planet, which is FULL of ONLY water.

And this lil guy is a lil alien fish that is super common, but i didn't know was this cute until i held it in my hands and not in my inventory.

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

@king-of-oreo @serturasi @the-mtg-bbeg @thecatboyknight-offical @punky-beaver-offical @tabris-the-seventeenth-angel @221lesbiandconfused

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Bring him to school or your getting 360 no look headshot sniped

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

...why?

[the-mtg-bbeg]

I want to pet the cool stuff you own

Like the snake, and that... Frog?

I want to know the texture of those paddles on his feet

[amoebaporn]

my hungry ass could never be an asbestos removal worker

[jeen-yuhs]

never say never twin what the worse that could happen 🥹

[the-mtg-bbeg]

I don't like the fact you reblogged a post from someone called "amoeba porn"

Fix yourself az

[jeen-yuhs]

having magic the gathering in yo username grosser than having the username amoebaporn.

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Yo I didn't touch magic Im the past 4 months

Mtg ain't bad, it gets bad stereotypes, but it's definitely the best out of the big three, like have you seen a fucking Yugioh player? 99% are chuds, the one percent are people trying to get into it then finding out they don't fit in with the weirdos

Don't you dare speak of MTG like that btw, ts is actually complicated af

[jeen-yuhs]

GET OUT MY OVEN

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Because I'm a Jew???

[frosted-sugar-cookie-queen]

na u stay there

[the-mtg-bbeg]

You can't say that

The holocaust ain't a thing to joke about

[amoebaporn]

my hungry ass could never be an asbestos removal worker

[jeen-yuhs]

never say never twin what the worse that could happen 🥹

[the-mtg-bbeg]

I don't like the fact you reblogged a post from someone called "amoeba porn"

Fix yourself az

[jeen-yuhs]

GET OUT MY OVEN

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Because I'm a Jew???

[killer-offical]

list of people who need to be bullied by me /silly

people 4+ years older than me

people above 5'2 feet

gods

people who don't like yellow

people who like green

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Hate yellow and am over 6 foot tall (I don't know exacts cuz I don't use freedom measurements)

No clue how old u r but two out of five is good enough, and no, I won't budge on the yellow hatered, yellow blue and black are capitalism colours.

[killer-offical]

why are people so tall what😞

anyone over 18. these folks ANCIENT /silly

YELLOW IS A GREAT COLOR :(

[the-mtg-bbeg]

I'm tall cuz genes

I'm 15

Yellow is fucking awful

[killer-offical]

YELLOW IS THE GREATEST COLOR TO EXIST. what could ever be better than yellow. ITS JOY AND SUNSHINE

[the-mtg-bbeg]

The sun isn't yellow

Joy doesn't have a colour

[killer-offical]

it LOOKS yellow from here. YELLOW IS ASSOCIATED WITH JOY!!

[the-mtg-bbeg]

So you admit it's not yellow

"associated with joy" do you hear yourself?

Red is associated with passion and love

Green with nature

Brown is the colour of every cool animal

Blue is water and the sky

Orange is just anything tasty, there is not a single thing that's orange and not yummy (that's meant to be eaten)

All are better than yellow in any way possible

[killer-offical]

YELLOW IS SUPERIOR, i will not hear any other opinion

[the-mtg-bbeg]

People who have nothing in their brain have everything in their mouth

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

LOOK AT THIS LIL GUY!!!

Context:

So, after years of begin my mother, she finally bought me this game i really wanted. Its called Subnautica.

Its a survival horror game, underwater. Kinda like minecraft but just underwater.

The world is on an alien planet, which is FULL of ONLY water.

And this lil guy is a lil alien fish that is super common, but i didn't know was this cute until i held it in my hands and not in my inventory.

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

@king-of-oreo @serturasi @the-mtg-bbeg @thecatboyknight-offical @punky-beaver-offical @tabris-the-seventeenth-angel @221lesbiandconfused

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Bring him to school or your getting 360 no look headshot sniped

[d3rlord3-kisser]

I think trans women who still present masculinely are awesome

I think trans women who still look like boys are awesome

I think trans women who don't have the time or money to look more femininely are awesome

I think trans women who want to transition but are scared of what their family would think are awesome

I think trans women are awesome

trans men version

[the-mtg-bbeg]

YOU THINK???

Therefore you are

-obama or smth

[jeen-yuhs]

wallahi Obama never said this

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Nah bro

He surely did

With all his black masculine aura

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

I nominate @lemonade-offical (run by @/jeen-yuhs) bc they are like the best drink ever like fuck yes

Also one of the most amazing annoying as fuck ppl I know

Alright I checked with @jeen-yuhs and they do

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @lemonade-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Idk what the tournament is, but if @jeen-yuhs is part of it I'll also probably be good at it, unless it has anything to do with transitions and such

[killer-offical]

list of people who need to be bullied by me /silly

people 4+ years older than me

people above 5'2 feet

gods

people who don't like yellow

people who like green

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Hate yellow and am over 6 foot tall (I don't know exacts cuz I don't use freedom measurements)

No clue how old u r but two out of five is good enough, and no, I won't budge on the yellow hatered, yellow blue and black are capitalism colours.

[killer-offical]

why are people so tall what😞

anyone over 18. these folks ANCIENT /silly

YELLOW IS A GREAT COLOR :(

[the-mtg-bbeg]

I'm tall cuz genes

I'm 15

Yellow is fucking awful

[killer-offical]

YELLOW IS THE GREATEST COLOR TO EXIST. what could ever be better than yellow. ITS JOY AND SUNSHINE

[the-mtg-bbeg]

The sun isn't yellow

Joy doesn't have a colour

[killer-offical]

it LOOKS yellow from here. YELLOW IS ASSOCIATED WITH JOY!!

[the-mtg-bbeg]

So you admit it's not yellow

"associated with joy" do you hear yourself?

Red is associated with passion and love

Green with nature

Brown is the colour of every cool animal

Blue is water and the sky

Orange is just anything tasty, there is not a single thing that's orange and not yummy (that's meant to be eaten)

All are better than yellow in any way possible

[d3rlord3-kisser]

I think trans women who still present masculinely are awesome

I think trans women who still look like boys are awesome

I think trans women who don't have the time or money to look more femininely are awesome

I think trans women who want to transition but are scared of what their family would think are awesome

I think trans women are awesome

trans men version

[the-mtg-bbeg]

YOU THINK???

Therefore you are

-obama or smth