The King Of Oreos

My vent blog is @TheDarkPartOfTheOreo if you find me on any other site PLS TELL ME

[king-of-oreo]

Btw anybody who has or will create fanart of me is automatically my platonic wife

Love yall

[commanderbridger-deactivated202]

Disney didn’t kill the EU.

The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.

Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

[dobdob]

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

[dyingroses]

lol same

[imagine-my-url-is-amazing]

Okay but what actually does EU mean

[king-of-oreo]

“Extended universe”

If you know what star wars legends is then it’s basically that

It’s just no longer canon stories in the Star Wars universe

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[for-sure-not-a-llama]

I love how we all know what this is about

[king-of-oreo]

And I fucking hate that

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[sandumilfshous]

^ winner of the best comment award

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Etymology of Antarctica?

Ant- A small insect

Arc- An electrical bolt

Tic- A sudden movement

A- A common bra size

Antarctica- The sudden jump you make when you electrocute the ants in your bra. The name is applied to the southmost continent on Earth due to the strange courtship rituals of residents at McMurdo Station, its only village. May their calamine lotion arrive in time for Valentine’s Day.

[aangelass]

dysphoria got me asking dumbass questions like what is the most masculine icecream flavor

[king-of-oreo]

Quadruple chocolate

[harbinger-of-silly]

Vivid imagination is amazing until your brain starts giving you psychic damage

[ririwithrice]

omg every video my voice just seems to get higher and more girly I’m gonna fucking kmssssssss why did god have to make me short and have a high pitched voice for my age AND trans

[punky-beaver-offical]

tbh I rly like ur voice it sounds rly good and I kinda wish I had it

[ririwithrice]

really? thank you :3 tbh i shouldn’t be so negative i don’t hate it but i just wish it was a little lower.

[punky-beaver-offical]

yeah that makes sense...

im sorry but hey, having a hight voice isn't that bad!

yk how many high notes you can hit???

i wish I could still do that shit but nope, testosterone :/

[ririwithrice]

troooooo. Hey can we swap hormones

[punky-beaver-offical]

OMG YES PLEASE

[ririwithrice]

throws my uterus at you

[punky-beaver-offical]

tosses my testicles (???) at you

[ririwithrice]

*catches* thanks now i just need a mechanic to fit them in

[punky-beaver-offical]

nah just swallow them, they'll get where they're supposed to b by themselves

[ririwithrice]

oh ok fanks

[punky-beaver-offical]

ur so very very welcome

[ririwithrice]

smirk

[punky-beaver-offical]

*crumples up due to period cramps*

[king-of-oreo]

Does this mean I’m no longer gay?????

[lilaclupin]

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

[lilaclupin]

VERY important addition oh my gosh,,,

[cryptidfuck]

[Photo ID: A screenshot of tags from Tumblr user @simuran that expands "# it means 'I have LITTLE paws' specifically. like a cat. # it also led to a newer one! мощны твои лапищи - 'how mighty your big paws are!' # for when you've become good in something that used to be difficult for you"

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[dragontheryuu]

guys if i put a google form here collecting info for a project i gotta do that is like a huge part of my grade, would y'all do it and help me out T-T

this is rlly last minute for me but we had to change the stupid project topic T-T so now i need to have ATLEAST 50 responses on this survey max by the end of the week

Should i put it on here?

[dragontheryuu]

OK so im gonna put my survey on here :D its for an academic project, like i said before and it takes like 5 mins TOPS.

All of the responses are anonymous and y'all dont need an email ID or anything so i would REALLY appreciate if y'all took the time to do this <33

Exploring Human Curiosity and Fascination with the Unknown

Hey there!! thanks for taking the time to answer our survey <33 The aim and reason behind us conducting this survey is to explore how people

tagging my moots and requesting y'all to tag your moots <33

(/not forcing but i would REALLY appreciate if y'all did it <33)- @sharks-are-better-than-people @a-introverts-last-theorem @yapsternyra @causalshapeshifter @dancingcapybaras @random-indian-girl @acreatureinyourwalls @a-radish-has-apeared @cosmic-entity-official @dinosaurnnuggets @bitten-and-girl-smitten @bardorsomethinglikethat @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @nicothehalfblood @circesnymph57 @heytheresbrutus @starllowdahlia @berry-sweetzzz @random-little-whatnots @multishipper87 @digital-deers-blog @heresanoptionshutyourquiznak @hermes-xi @itislanceirl @strmieto @cr1ms0n-gh0st114 @thefutureisbulletproof-saidmcr @fruitythelemon @parker818 @daughterofhecate4397 @cutesygamerava @justpaise @pixxieblitz @annabeth-chase-enjoyer @jesuswarriordaughter @verymentalityangel + open tags whew, just went through my following for that lmao.

[da-police-offical]

Kiddo is doing a school thingy!

Please reblog

@null-the-void-monarch-offical @bitten-and-girl-smitten @skyan-official @goldenbunny30 @laciffo-natas @the-four-stars

And open tags I cannot tag everyone I don't have that many usernames stored in my noggin

[squirrel--boy]

Submitted, and calling all moots! Help a desperate student out guys!

@nug-offical-deactiv @killer-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @skyan-official @king-of-oreo

[king-of-oreo]

Helping people :DDDD

[sl33py-b1rd0]

i feel an obligation to reblog this

[king-of-oreo]

I’m gonna reblog this again

[tehmam]

Hello

BROTHER FIGURE YOU ARE BACK

[king-of-oreo]

Yesssss

[tehmam]

HOW IS YOU HOW IS YOUR CONSORT

[king-of-oreo]

I IS GOOD AND IS NOT HAVE A CONSORT

I IS WORKING

[tehmam]

OMG NOOOOO ARE WE ABOUT TO LOSE YOU TO WORK 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[king-of-oreo]

NOOOO DW YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT

[tehmam]

AWWWW ILY OLDER BROTHER MWAH MWAH

[king-of-oreo]

I LOVE YOU TOOOOO <333333

[genderqueer-offical]

i'd get you flowers if we were dating no matter your gender btw.

normalize both partners getting each other gifts.

you want your boyfriend to give you a gorgeously glittering bouquet? cmon girl, get him a heart shaped box of chocolate.

you want your girlfriend to give you a heart shaped box of chocolate? cmon boy, get her a gorgeously glittering bouquet.

relationships shouldn't be transactional, but they shouldn't be one-sided either!!

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[king-of-oreo]

Okok but what if I’m a guy and I want my gf to get me a gorgeously glittering bouquet

[dragontheryuu]

guys if i put a google form here collecting info for a project i gotta do that is like a huge part of my grade, would y'all do it and help me out T-T

this is rlly last minute for me but we had to change the stupid project topic T-T so now i need to have ATLEAST 50 responses on this survey max by the end of the week

Should i put it on here?

[dragontheryuu]

OK so im gonna put my survey on here :D its for an academic project, like i said before and it takes like 5 mins TOPS.

All of the responses are anonymous and y'all dont need an email ID or anything so i would REALLY appreciate if y'all took the time to do this <33

Exploring Human Curiosity and Fascination with the Unknown

Hey there!! thanks for taking the time to answer our survey <33 The aim and reason behind us conducting this survey is to explore how people

tagging my moots and requesting y'all to tag your moots <33

(/not forcing but i would REALLY appreciate if y'all did it <33)- @sharks-are-better-than-people @a-introverts-last-theorem @yapsternyra @causalshapeshifter @dancingcapybaras @random-indian-girl @acreatureinyourwalls @a-radish-has-apeared @cosmic-entity-official @dinosaurnnuggets @bitten-and-girl-smitten @bardorsomethinglikethat @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @nicothehalfblood @circesnymph57 @heytheresbrutus @starllowdahlia @berry-sweetzzz @random-little-whatnots @multishipper87 @digital-deers-blog @heresanoptionshutyourquiznak @hermes-xi @itislanceirl @strmieto @cr1ms0n-gh0st114 @thefutureisbulletproof-saidmcr @fruitythelemon @parker818 @daughterofhecate4397 @cutesygamerava @justpaise @pixxieblitz @annabeth-chase-enjoyer @jesuswarriordaughter @verymentalityangel + open tags whew, just went through my following for that lmao.

[da-police-offical]

Kiddo is doing a school thingy!

Please reblog

@null-the-void-monarch-offical @bitten-and-girl-smitten @skyan-official @goldenbunny30 @laciffo-natas @the-four-stars

And open tags I cannot tag everyone I don't have that many usernames stored in my noggin

[squirrel--boy]

Submitted, and calling all moots! Help a desperate student out guys!

@nug-offical-deactiv @killer-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @skyan-official @king-of-oreo

[king-of-oreo]

Helping people :DDDD

[homosexuality-offical]

20 interactions and I draw OC yuri And also maybe bug yaoi (repeatable)

repeatable??? Oh may god have mercy on your soul

[killer-offical]

rating different 'okay's.

okay - lowercase "o". 10/10 cute asf

Okay - uppercase "o". 0/10 ew

OKAY - all uppercase. 7/10 nice

okayyyy - long. 5/10 took a while to convince

oki - 10/10. cute

ok - 10/10. also cute.

Ok - -1/10 ew what yhe fuck

OK - no opinion

[king-of-oreo]

What about okie

[tehmam]

Hello

BROTHER FIGURE YOU ARE BACK

[king-of-oreo]

Yesssss

[tehmam]

HOW IS YOU HOW IS YOUR CONSORT

[king-of-oreo]

I IS GOOD AND IS NOT HAVE A CONSORT

I IS WORKING

[tehmam]

OMG NOOOOO ARE WE ABOUT TO LOSE YOU TO WORK 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[king-of-oreo]

NOOOO DW YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT

[king-of-oreo]

You know women fought for the rights to wear trousers instead of skirts

I think it’s time us men fight for the right to wear skirts instead of trousers

[king-of-oreo]

Honestly didn’t expect this to get a single note

[king-of-oreo]

Relatable

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

And makeup! I want to rock a peacock eyeshadow and still have a chance at being gendered correctly!

[king-of-oreo]

This too!

[jackedjacket]

If you’re a guy who wants to get into wearing skirts, I suggest looking in kilts and other clothes like it. There ARE skirts for men out there in a lot of cultures and there are plenty of places where its already normal for men to wear them.

[jackedjacket]

Traditional kilts are actually just really long fabric pieces folded up and then belted with a belt! You don’t need to buy one! But also if you want to buy one theres tons of them online or at any renaissance/celtic festival! I even found one at the thrift store the other day! Live your dreams! Wear the kilt!!!