The King Of Oreos

“Extended universe”

If you know what star wars legends is then it’s basically that

It’s just no longer canon stories in the Star Wars universe

sludgebitch

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

for-sure-not-a-llama

I love how we all know what this is about

And I fucking hate that

starlitbeetle

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

sandumilfshous

^ winner of the best comment award

facts-i-just-made-up

Etymology of Antarctica?

Ant- A small insect

Arc- An electrical bolt

Tic- A sudden movement

A- A common bra size

Antarctica- The sudden jump you make when you electrocute the ants in your bra. The name is applied to the southmost continent on Earth due to the strange courtship rituals of residents at McMurdo Station, its only village. May their calamine lotion arrive in time for Valentine’s Day.

aangelass

dysphoria got me asking dumbass questions like what is the most masculine icecream flavor

Quadruple chocolate

harbinger-of-silly

Vivid imagination is amazing until your brain starts giving you psychic damage

omg every video my voice just seems to get higher and more girly I’m gonna fucking kmssssssss why did god have to make me short and have a high pitched voice for my age AND trans

tbh I rly like ur voice it sounds rly good and I kinda wish I had it

really? thank you :3 tbh i shouldn’t be so negative i don’t hate it but i just wish it was a little lower.

yeah that makes sense...

im sorry but hey, having a hight voice isn't that bad!

yk how many high notes you can hit???

i wish I could still do that shit but nope, testosterone :/

troooooo. Hey can we swap hormones

OMG YES PLEASE

throws my uterus at you

tosses my testicles (???) at you

*catches* thanks now i just need a mechanic to fit them in

nah just swallow them, they'll get where they're supposed to b by themselves

oh ok fanks

ur so very very welcome

smirk

*crumples up due to period cramps*

Does this mean I’m no longer gay?????

lilaclupin

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

lilaclupin

VERY important addition oh my gosh,,,

cryptidfuck

[Photo ID: A screenshot of tags from Tumblr user @simuran that expands "# it means 'I have LITTLE paws' specifically. like a cat. # it also led to a newer one! мощны твои лапищи - 'how mighty your big paws are!' # for when you've become good in something that used to be difficult for you"

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guys if i put a google form here collecting info for a project i gotta do that is like a huge part of my grade, would y'all do it and help me out T-T

this is rlly last minute for me but we had to change the stupid project topic T-T so now i need to have ATLEAST 50 responses on this survey max by the end of the week

Should i put it on here?

OK so im gonna put my survey on here :D its for an academic project, like i said before and it takes like 5 mins TOPS.

All of the responses are anonymous and y'all dont need an email ID or anything so i would REALLY appreciate if y'all took the time to do this <33

Hey there!! thanks for taking the time to answer our survey <33 The aim and reason behind us conducting this survey is to explore how people

tagging my moots and requesting y'all to tag your moots <33

(/not forcing but i would REALLY appreciate if y'all did it <33)- @sharks-are-better-than-people @a-introverts-last-theorem @yapsternyra @causalshapeshifter @dancingcapybaras @random-indian-girl @acreatureinyourwalls @a-radish-has-apeared @cosmic-entity-official @dinosaurnnuggets @bitten-and-girl-smitten @bardorsomethinglikethat @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @nicothehalfblood @circesnymph57 @heytheresbrutus @starllowdahlia @berry-sweetzzz @random-little-whatnots @multishipper87 @digital-deers-blog @heresanoptionshutyourquiznak @hermes-xi @itislanceirl @strmieto @cr1ms0n-gh0st114 @thefutureisbulletproof-saidmcr @fruitythelemon @parker818 @daughterofhecate4397 @cutesygamerava @justpaise @pixxieblitz @annabeth-chase-enjoyer @jesuswarriordaughter @verymentalityangel + open tags whew, just went through my following for that lmao.

da-police-offical

Kiddo is doing a school thingy!

Please reblog

@null-the-void-monarch-offical @bitten-and-girl-smitten @skyan-official @goldenbunny30 @laciffo-natas @the-four-stars

And open tags I cannot tag everyone I don't have that many usernames stored in my noggin

squirrel--boy

Submitted, and calling all moots! Help a desperate student out guys!

@nug-offical-deactiv @killer-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @skyan-official @king-of-oreo

Helping people :DDDD

sl33py-b1rd0

i feel an obligation to reblog this

I’m gonna reblog this again

Hello

BROTHER FIGURE YOU ARE BACK

Yesssss

HOW IS YOU HOW IS YOUR CONSORT

I IS GOOD AND IS NOT HAVE A CONSORT

I IS WORKING

OMG NOOOOO ARE WE ABOUT TO LOSE YOU TO WORK 💔💔💔💔💔💔

NOOOO DW YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT

AWWWW ILY OLDER BROTHER MWAH MWAH

#also omg happy rakshabandhan #<- happy however the fuck you spell thatttt <333 #and also my consorts and my harem is going rhe best ever hahahahaha #<- a amazingggg

I LOVE YOU TOOOOO <333333

genderqueer-offical

i'd get you flowers if we were dating no matter your gender btw.

normalize both partners getting each other gifts.

you want your boyfriend to give you a gorgeously glittering bouquet? cmon girl, get him a heart shaped box of chocolate.

you want your girlfriend to give you a heart shaped box of chocolate? cmon boy, get her a gorgeously glittering bouquet.

relationships shouldn't be transactional, but they shouldn't be one-sided either!!

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Okok but what if I’m a guy and I want my gf to get me a gorgeously glittering bouquet

guys if i put a google form here collecting info for a project i gotta do that is like a huge part of my grade, would y'all do it and help me out T-T

this is rlly last minute for me but we had to change the stupid project topic T-T so now i need to have ATLEAST 50 responses on this survey max by the end of the week

Should i put it on here?

OK so im gonna put my survey on here :D its for an academic project, like i said before and it takes like 5 mins TOPS.

All of the responses are anonymous and y'all dont need an email ID or anything so i would REALLY appreciate if y'all took the time to do this <33

Hey there!! thanks for taking the time to answer our survey <33 The aim and reason behind us conducting this survey is to explore how people

tagging my moots and requesting y'all to tag your moots <33

da-police-offical

Kiddo is doing a school thingy!

Please reblog

@null-the-void-monarch-offical @bitten-and-girl-smitten @skyan-official @goldenbunny30 @laciffo-natas @the-four-stars

And open tags I cannot tag everyone I don't have that many usernames stored in my noggin

squirrel--boy

Submitted, and calling all moots! Help a desperate student out guys!

@nug-offical-deactiv @killer-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @skyan-official @king-of-oreo

Helping people :DDDD

homosexuality-offical

20 interactions and I draw OC yuri And also maybe bug yaoi (repeatable)

repeatable??? Oh may god have mercy on your soul

killer-offical

rating different 'okay's.

okay - lowercase "o". 10/10 cute asf

Okay - uppercase "o". 0/10 ew

OKAY - all uppercase. 7/10 nice

okayyyy - long. 5/10 took a while to convince

oki - 10/10. cute

ok - 10/10. also cute.

Ok - -1/10 ew what yhe fuck

OK - no opinion

What about okie

Hello

BROTHER FIGURE YOU ARE BACK

Yesssss

HOW IS YOU HOW IS YOUR CONSORT

I IS GOOD AND IS NOT HAVE A CONSORT

I IS WORKING

OMG NOOOOO ARE WE ABOUT TO LOSE YOU TO WORK 💔💔💔💔💔💔

#hahahaha consertlesss older brother hahahahahah #<- well how is YOUR consort?????

NOOOO DW YOU ARE MORE IMPORTANT

You know women fought for the rights to wear trousers instead of skirts

I think it’s time us men fight for the right to wear skirts instead of trousers

Honestly didn’t expect this to get a single note

Relatable

thatwasfunnypleaselaugh

And makeup! I want to rock a peacock eyeshadow and still have a chance at being gendered correctly!

This too!

jackedjacket

If you’re a guy who wants to get into wearing skirts, I suggest looking in kilts and other clothes like it. There ARE skirts for men out there in a lot of cultures and there are plenty of places where its already normal for men to wear them.

jackedjacket

Traditional kilts are actually just really long fabric pieces folded up and then belted with a belt! You don’t need to buy one! But also if you want to buy one theres tons of them online or at any renaissance/celtic festival! I even found one at the thrift store the other day! Live your dreams! Wear the kilt!!!

guys if i put a google form here collecting info for a project i gotta do that is like a huge part of my grade, would y'all do it and help me out T-T

this is rlly last minute for me but we had to change the stupid project topic T-T so now i need to have ATLEAST 50 responses on this survey max by the end of the week

Should i put it on here?

OK so im gonna put my survey on here :D its for an academic project, like i said before and it takes like 5 mins TOPS.

All of the responses are anonymous and y'all dont need an email ID or anything so i would REALLY appreciate if y'all took the time to do this <33

Hey there!! thanks for taking the time to answer our survey <33 The aim and reason behind us conducting this survey is to explore how people

tagging my moots and requesting y'all to tag your moots <33

da-police-offical

Kiddo is doing a school thingy!

Please reblog

@null-the-void-monarch-offical @bitten-and-girl-smitten @skyan-official @goldenbunny30 @laciffo-natas @the-four-stars

And open tags I cannot tag everyone I don't have that many usernames stored in my noggin

squirrel--boy

Submitted, and calling all moots! Help a desperate student out guys!

@nug-offical-deactiv @killer-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @skyan-official @king-of-oreo

Helping people :DDDD

sl33py-b1rd0

i feel an obligation to reblog this