the muel

[fuqa]

“The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.”

— Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[vapidsocialite]

Hillæo

HiLLæoo

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

Mood

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

me analyzing 13 nearly identical selfies to figure out which one to post

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[babyanimalgifs]

me: I’m strong and independent

also me:

[ohmygodmalik]

[louises-belcher]

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

[silvaalarcon]

lordstark:

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

[birdschoolforbirds]

WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L 

[cherylblossom]

[477]

[toralei]

knowing all the details about drama but managing to avoid getting involed

[beccs]

[wreck]

[puppy-jake]

[raja-gemini]

[keybladesoras]

The Golden Age of Children’s TV, the 90’s.

[olanzapinequeenn]