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@the-muppet-watch
Hello!
This is a side blog that is just an archive for the Muppet Joker (and probably other things.
This isn’t to speculate if the Muppet Joker is a troll (that isn’t that fun to me).
Send some things you find (preferably with screenshots) about this guy and other related blogs to help me out. I’ll try to keep this alive for as long as I remember it.
Have you ever considered seam ripper play?
EXCELLENT SUGGESTION. You are promoted to Head Puppet Erotica Advisor effective immediately. Guards! Show this anon to their new chambers and feed them some grapes with your bare hands. Seam Ripper Play! Oh ho ho *I laugh heartily and shake my goblet of wine*
I wish the muppet joker would stop breaking character it’s really hard to jerk off to muppet porn without his genuine support and care
No worries! Unflinching muppet porn soon to come! Soldiers: prepare to goon!!!
My liege how on earth do you find these posts when they aren’t even tagging you?
I have my muppet ears pressed to the walls of tumblr, I hear the whispers of those who yearn for Muppet Hole
does this count as old man yaoi
YEAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How quickly people forgot how dominant and breedable you looked at dashcon 2.
It is true! I was very dominant and my aura caused everyone to be frightened of me. Anyone who saw me at dashcon can confirm. Heh. Guess I'm something of a tough guy. I look in the mirror and throw my brunette hair up into a messy bun before looking into my own emerald green orbs and smirking. My Joker makeup is messy, and some have said it makes me look a little emo, but those people are liars. I put on my Purple Joker Outift, which fits me just right, before sliding my Special Kermit Hat on and walking confidently out of my room. Gods I Am Just Oozing Raw Sex Appeal. I trip down the stairs and die
I do have to say, though, I finally get the onceler self-cest craze (for context, I was fucking my Kermit the Frog plushie with passionate vigor, as always, when suddenly I received a vision from God (for context, I grew up Catholic and have since renounced my faith on account of God being kind of a dick, but he still sends me visions sometimes because he's like a needy ex lowkey and also I'm kiiiiind of a big deal and also a god of death myself (for context I'm a Light Yagami kin)) anyways in the vision Kermit turned into the Muppet Joker as I always envisioned him in human form (for context, the Muppet Joker was an OC I roleplayed as on tumblr because I am Le Epic Troll, but then I gave it up because my dedication to writing Tumblr Fake Stories was causing me to neglect my wife and my son) but ANYWAYS my self-insert tumblr OC had possessed my Kermit doll which had caused it to start going all TOXIC YAOI on me because of the Muppet Joker's bitterness at being retired as a character (for context any time you tell a Tumblr Fake Story it comes to life and tries to kill you) so for sure the kermit doll is now evil but on the PLUS SIDE the sex is amazing)
I Phrew Up
I Dan And Phil Threw Up
Every day I despair over the fact that the muppet joker's wife won't match his freak. If only they could just love Kermit together as a couple I just think that would be so good for their marriage having a shared hobby
Might show her this post. Its not too late for us
I was fired from my job this morning
I PUT THE JRAP ON AWAY. NOTHING HAPLRNED. I DID T NOT FUCK THE TURKRY
I cant believe youre gonna bone that turkey dude
I WILL NOT BE FUCKING THE TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING. GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
my liege, turkey? like dipping your balls in olive oil and going full on rule 34?
Ok there appears to be some confusion. I just made a series of tumblr posts, coping with the fact that my wife is leaving me. The take away, to some, seems to be that this Thanksgiving, I intend to fuck the Thanksgiving turkey. I would like to clarify that I have never done this, nor have I ever said anywhere that I would do this. It looks like I will be going through a difficult divorce and possibly losing custody of my child. Its going to be rough enough as it is. So please. Stop saying I'm going to fuck the turkey.
"why so single? im the croaker, baby!"
"wanna know how i got these divorce papers, tumblr?"
Can you keep a secret?
Im like Sanders Sides if my sides were Kermit the Frog, the Joker, a slew of Homestuck characters, and Jesus Christ from the Bible. Light Yagami from Death Note is also there but it's unclear if he's real or just in my head
A chill down my spine, reading this
Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.
I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.
Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.
Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.
Goodbye, Homosapiens
