Spank it, crank it, slurp it silly
i don't think my wife would appreciate that
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@the-netchiman
Spank it, crank it, slurp it silly
i don't think my wife would appreciate that
How rubbery that pussy?
a bit like this
Did You Know: The Badger Bears native to Blackwood almost went extinct? Thankfully, a Viscount of Leyawiin intervened by starting a breeding program, saving the species.
We have brown bears, tiny black bears
Cave-dwelling bears, even mountain bears
We have masked ones (really pandas living sly)
And grizzly bears, at least two types
We have forge bears, and the Psiijic Ace
Even the sweetroll bear (not for you to taste)
From the plague bears, to the godly bears
If you want bears, we have some to spare
NPCs in Bethesda games
Did You Know: The Argonian word for egg is Thtithil? Lights-the-Way, the author of a Jel language primer noted that it is sad that non-Argonians have such considerable difficulty pronouncing this word, as it is an important part of Argonian culture.
Holy cow, how do Argonians even lay eggs that big?! And how do they even carry them inside of them, since they seem to come in clutches of three?! That’s insane!!
While three seems to have been a common number this laying season, the size of a clutch can vary. Some clutches consist of but a single egg, while the largest number we have recorded is five. The specifics of the egg-laying process are unknown.
with the whole hist aspect and ceremonies surrounding mating hinted at in the Murkmire dlc of eso, i just started assuming argonians mate like fish (dumping genetic material) and that like, the large eggs baby(?) argonians emerge from are just like, not developed inside any argonian body. Just a slurry of hist and biomaterial all out in the open at the bottom of a hist tree, and you wait for that to produce magic tree-reptile-eldritch-abomination new members of the species.
While I cannot verify the specifics of the process (as we don’t have the specifics), I don’t believe this is correct. Argonians possess what they refer to as a “thtithatei”, or “egg-stomach”. If I had to guess, the eggs appear to be designed to compress, and most likely grow to some degree after being laid (as many real eggs do).
I regret to inform you that Argonians also have cloaca, so they also probably do not reproduce like fish.
Shhhh, Akatosh is trying to take a nap.
Yes, our sleepy boi has just fully drifted off, nice work everyone!
These are good summations of the situation :)
That’s a good question, but we have to be quiet because Akatosh is tired and trying to take a nap, so we can’t explain this right now.
Oh no, it seems we may have not been entirely clear. We were trying to make sure he could sleep because he is sleepy and good sleep patterns are important. This is the opposite of our goals :(
Oh dear :O
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take your time, they said.
the words will come to you, they said.
Morrowind is a lot like the tumblr experience cause you could be walking around doing your own thing and having a good time then someone will just walk up to you and be like "I hate you" for no reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0bG2ce5blo damn is that @normal-horoscopes at the two minute mark?
is there anything quite like inviting all your friends over to your new horizons island and watching them line up to your bulletin board like it’s the single available outhouse at a music festival to take turns drawing another cock on it
@father-of-manbreasts
WHILE YOU WERE HAVING PREMARITAL SEX I WAS ALSO HAVING PREMARITAL SEX BUT IN A COOL WIZARD TOWER
You're late for penis magic class. Fourth time this week.
please professor, there is a quarantine
#72 for M'Stah also...... :+3
073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) villain or antihero. he’s an edgy boi
well, probably not even antihero if the novel writes the villains as maormer
#72 for M'Stah also...... :+3
073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) villain or antihero. he’s an edgy boi
#92 for M'Stah again...hehe
092. What emotion does your character evoke in others? stress