Worry not the STAR of the show is here!

A silly little blog for the Phantom who's raging on the internet (Main is @theblackcubeofdarkness)

[the-official-phantom]

Yes it is me the famous actor, businessman, and director THE PHANTOM! I know you all missed me!

[optimus-prime-offical]

ATTENTION ALL!!!

THE AUTOBOT FORCES ARE STRUGGLING! WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER!

THE DECEPTICON RANKS GROW BY THE DAY, AND YET THE AUTOBOTS REMAIN STAGNANT!

AND STILL YET, THE FLAME OF HOPE BURNS BRIGHTLY IN MY SPARK!

I COME TO YOU TODAY,

NOT AS A PRIME,

BUT AS AN EQUAL

AND I ASK YOU, WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO YOU WANT?

PEACE THROUGH TYRANNY??

OR FREEDOM AND AUTONOMY, FOR ALL SENTIENT BEINGS!!?

THE DECISION, IN THE END, IS YOURS! BUT IF YOU VALUE YOUR FREEDOM, THE AUTOBOTS SHALL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS! TOGETHER, WE CAN DEFEAT MEGATRON, BUT ALONE, WE ARE DOOMED!

TILL ALL ARE ONE!

(reblog to join)

[the-official-phantom]

Now this is what we call a "skill issue".

[the-official-phantom]

I love being very productive! You see I have gotten soooo much done! Like... Er...

Y'know the specific accomplishments isn't what matters here.

The only thing that matters is that I am amazing and successful!

[sm64mario]

mario is going to spin the wheel and dox whoever it lands on

YOSHI lives on YOSHI'S ISLAND

[yoshi-from-mario-64]

IP: 13.01.18.09.18

N: 913.1985

W: 623.1996

[sm64mario]

HEY. HEY. HEY. HOLD ON. WAIT.

[the-official-phantom]

LOL

[the-official-phantom]

Thoughts on puppetry?

Not going to lie I hated them with a fine passion.

until I saw this...

Now I love them!

[sm64-yellow-toad]

I made this so long ago I forgot about it, PLEASE DO NOT SHOW LUIGI, and Luigi this is not in a weird way! It was a dare!!

But uh.. yeah, it was supposed to be for funnies but yeah.. in case anyone wants to see?..

sorry luigi this wasn't supposed to be weird, but like.. you can see how much my artstyle has changed

[the-official-phantom]

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I sure hope that green numbskull sees this. OH THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WOULD BE WONDERFUL!

Also nice art or whatever.

[the-official-phantom]

Throws an eggplant at you and runs off /silly

UGH!

[the-official-phantom]

Back to interacting after days

What do you think about me?

Which one are you again?

[the-official-phantom]

*a box full of Shanix sits at your doorstep, on it is a note reading "payment for your contribution to the cause"*

MONEY HUZZAH!

[the-official-phantom]

Phantom, what do you think of bands like system of a down, ghost, Nirvana and slipknot?

After listening to some of these bands I must conclude they are alright. I'm better of course but they are alright.

[the-official-phantom]

looking back at the ask with some rabbid’s friends being hypnotized by your shows, what the fuck kind of magic you have??? not even Bowser can distract them that much???

The only magic here is my incredible skill and prowess in all forms of art and entertainment!

[the-official-phantom]

oh.. well I guess you could control me if you want.

Here.

💵

And thank you very much!

[rodimus-offical]

GUYS GUYS THE WAR IS OVER YIPPEE!!!

@fem-skywarp-offical @arcee-offical @skyfire-official

[arcee-offical]

Its not quite over yet, Optimus and Megatron still need to finalize a peace treaty and sign it but we're definitely close to being done with this stupid war!

[rodimus-offical]

yeah technically

[rodimus-offical]

then our leaders will get married and everyone will live happily ever after!!

🙂‍↕️

[decepticons-offical]

oooooo can i give a speech at the wedding?

[megatron-offical]

THERE IS NO WEDDING

[bumblebee-official]

" why so defensive? If there really wasn't one, then you wouldn't feel the need to prove your point . . Just sayin "

[megatron-offical]

... Im just gonna shoot you now

[hijack-the-vigilante]

Hey what about the ceasefire! You cant do that!

[megatron-offical]

[hijack-the-vigilante]

Hey so about that:

[megatron-offical]

Yeah that was after i said i was gonna shoot him

[hijack-the-vigilante]

Now, if you look at the timestamps, you'll see how this is a blatant lie, as you threatened to shoot him 48 minutes ago, but he repaired ravage 2 hours ago.

[megatron-offical]

Not a blatant lie, im just bad with times and im ever so slightly dyslexic so sometimes text and numbers will swap around, that is on me though

Also! I didnt see that he had repaired Ravage until afterwards too, i just like any being am fully capable of not knowing and being caught up with everything all the time

[hijack-the-vigilante]

Alright, fair enough. Well, now you know!

[megatron-offical]

There are some complications with the ceasefire now, during the brief period in between it being broken and Bee repairing Ravage, Blitzwing finally responded to an order I gave him during the war to engage in combat with Arcee.

He's already left to find her with the full intent to kill her and he doesn't seem fond of the idea of turning back. As far as I can tell he even has his commlink off so he can stay focused on the mission but all that means is I cant tell him the ceasefire has resummed

[the-official-phantom]

Oh my THE DRAMA!

[the-official-phantom]

…What in the Hells is the Deceptions? And what’s with the sudden propaganda for it? I was just looking for where I can find your movies and songs.

You can find all my works on Spookify. LISTEN TIMES ARE TOUGH FOR ME RIGHT NOW I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO!

[rodimus-offical]

who are you

[the-official-phantom]

The... The Phantom... YOU KNOW WHO I AM! EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM!!!

[rodimus-offical]

i do not ive only been on earth for like 2 weeks

[the-official-phantom]

I am The Phantom! Intergalactic superstar, singer, actor, director, etc. Basically I'm a big deal.

[rodimus-offical]

ive never heard of you up until this moment

[the-official-phantom]

HOW!? LIKE. I AM KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY! NAY, THE UNIVERSE!

[rodimus-offical]

it might just be me i hadn’t heard of vocaloid until yesterday either so it’s probably just me

[the-official-phantom]

It very much is just you.

[the-official-phantom]

…What in the Hells is the Deceptions? And what’s with the sudden propaganda for it? I was just looking for where I can find your movies and songs.

You can find all my works on Spookify. LISTEN TIMES ARE TOUGH FOR ME RIGHT NOW I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO!

[rodimus-offical]

who are you

[the-official-phantom]

The... The Phantom... YOU KNOW WHO I AM! EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM!!!

[rodimus-offical]

i do not ive only been on earth for like 2 weeks

[the-official-phantom]

I am The Phantom! Intergalactic superstar, singer, actor, director, etc. Basically I'm a big deal.

[rodimus-offical]

ive never heard of you up until this moment

[the-official-phantom]

HOW!? LIKE. I AM KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY! NAY, THE UNIVERSE!

[the-official-phantom]

…What in the Hells is the Deceptions? And what’s with the sudden propaganda for it? I was just looking for where I can find your movies and songs.

You can find all my works on Spookify. LISTEN TIMES ARE TOUGH FOR ME RIGHT NOW I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO!

[rodimus-offical]

who are you

[the-official-phantom]

The... The Phantom... YOU KNOW WHO I AM! EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM!!!

[rodimus-offical]

i do not ive only been on earth for like 2 weeks

[the-official-phantom]

I am The Phantom! Intergalactic superstar, singer, actor, director, etc. Basically I'm a big deal.

[the-official-phantom]

…What in the Hells is the Deceptions? And what’s with the sudden propaganda for it? I was just looking for where I can find your movies and songs.

You can find all my works on Spookify. LISTEN TIMES ARE TOUGH FOR ME RIGHT NOW I GOTTA DO WHAT I GOTTA DO!

[rodimus-offical]

who are you

[the-official-phantom]

The... The Phantom... YOU KNOW WHO I AM! EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM!!!