Fastest Sniperbot Youve Seen Cons!

OOC: We're going with transfem Arcee here btw

[mayhem444]

Petal Blizzard

[arcee-offical]

*she wants her head back @totalownage42 *

[totalownage42]

Henry I have reflected on my actions and I apologize for my Eldritch Blast I cast on you

To show how sorry I am i took @arcee-offical's head off for you

AIGHT BET

Gonna totes borrow that bod for pwnage.

[arcee-offical]

*her head has been fragging stolen, wtf*

[arcee-offical]

*for some reason, she is missing her head*

[ravage-official]

(I'm surprised magic anons haven't come for me yet)

[arcee-offical]

Ooc Saaaame

[arcee-offical]

Im sure glad that ive somehow managed to stay out of all these bizarre events...

[megatron-offical]

They got Thundercracker now...

Decepticons! Because of @sans-the-skeleconch we now have a lead as to where the Dark Energon is being sourced, I want as many of you that are unafflicted and not tending to the sick to go and explore!

And if you find the bastard that started all this? Bring me them ONLINE, mutilate them if you must but I want to be the one to see the spark leave their optics when their circuits GET RIPPED OUT!

If any Autobots want to participate in the expedition, feel free to do so. But know this, any funny business or anything that could be deemed detrimental to this operation WILL be treated as an immediate and full violation of the ceasefire.

@starscream-offical @udcjtarnofficial @offical-soundwave @laserbeak-offical @decepticons-offical

[optimus-prime-offical]

I encourage any able Autobots to accompany them on this expedition. @arcee-offical @rodimus-offical @skyfire-official @grimlock-offical @jazzzzz-official @drifttt-official @whirl-offical

[arcee-offical]

Does Whirl haaaave to join? It seems... counter-intuitive

[arcee-offical]

Have you seen the dark energon sickness that's been going around?

I have unfortunately... Honestly? Cant help feeling bad for the cons, they may have done some seriously messed up things but... no one deserves to be infected with Dark Energon...

[whirl-offical]

WHATS GOOOOD GAAAANG!!!

@optimus-prime-offical @rodimus-offical @arcee-offical @drifttt-official @cliffjumper-offical @bumblebee-official @skyfire-official @jazzzzz-official

[arcee-offical]

I refuse to be associated with you

[rodimus-offical]

zamn

[arcee-offical]

Am i wrong?

[mamarobotnikoffical]

What'd they do?

[arcee-offical]

What dont they do?

[whirl-offical]

Tarn parties

[arcee-offical]

...what?

[whirl-offical]

WHATS GOOOOD GAAAANG!!!

@optimus-prime-offical @rodimus-offical @arcee-offical @drifttt-official @cliffjumper-offical @bumblebee-official @skyfire-official @jazzzzz-official

[arcee-offical]

I refuse to be associated with you

[rodimus-offical]

zamn

[arcee-offical]

Am i wrong?

[rodimus-offical]

you didn’t make any fact thing that you could be wrong about you just said you refuse to associate with him

[arcee-offical]

What i meant was "am i wrong for not wanting to associate with them?"

[whirl-offical]

WHATS GOOOOD GAAAANG!!!

@optimus-prime-offical @rodimus-offical @arcee-offical @drifttt-official @cliffjumper-offical @bumblebee-official @skyfire-official @jazzzzz-official

[arcee-offical]

I refuse to be associated with you

[rodimus-offical]

zamn

[arcee-offical]

Am i wrong?

[mamarobotnikoffical]

What'd they do?

[arcee-offical]

What dont they do?

[whirl-offical]

WHATS GOOOOD GAAAANG!!!

@optimus-prime-offical @rodimus-offical @arcee-offical @drifttt-official @cliffjumper-offical @bumblebee-official @skyfire-official @jazzzzz-official

[arcee-offical]

I refuse to be associated with you

[rodimus-offical]

zamn

[arcee-offical]

Am i wrong?

[whirl-offical]

WHATS GOOOOD GAAAANG!!!

@optimus-prime-offical @rodimus-offical @arcee-offical @drifttt-official @cliffjumper-offical @bumblebee-official @skyfire-official @jazzzzz-official

[arcee-offical]

I refuse to be associated with you

[arcee-offical]

[Incoming signal]

[Frequency: Unknown]

I've got a surprise for ya. Meet me at the docks. Alone. Your auto-buddies aren't invited.

I'll be looking forward to having a little "chat" with you...

[Signal terminated]

...This is the most blatantly obvious ambush attack ive ever seen, it isnt even funny how obvious it is

[arcee-offical]

Heyyyy arcee so it sounds like blitzwing is on the hunt for you, so keep an eye out for him. I know the ceasefire is in place but theres been complications from the cons, i guess.

- @hijack-the-vigilante

Ugh.... should've figured there'd be a communication error or that there'd be one con to murder happy to go along with a ceasefire...

Thanks for letting me know in advance. Now... where did I put my rifle?

[couchnapping]

I get such a kick out of the prefix 'cis'

getting a book cislated: yup, still can't read it

cisition timeline: just a selfie

cisformation: make a bunch of super saiyan sounds and walk away

cisubstantiation: by the power of god this bread has remained bread

idk its just neat

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

cisformers: they're just cars

[duchessvongooseberg]

precisely as much as meets the eye

[arcee-offical]

I met a cisformer once... it was a very akward conversation

[rodimus-offical]

GUYS GUYS THE WAR IS OVER YIPPEE!!!

@fem-skywarp-offical @arcee-offical @skyfire-official

[arcee-offical]

Its not quite over yet, Optimus and Megatron still need to finalize a peace treaty and sign it but we're definitely close to being done with this stupid war!