The Best Bar This Side Of Hell

A blog for Husker and Huck

[systemofchaos]

We are the System of Chaos!

We are a diagnosed Polyfragmented DID System! We collectively go by They/Them!

You can find our carrd here: https://systemofchaos.carrd.co

Chaos

Our start page

[fictionkinfessions]

This is so neat to see the surge of new Hazbins. Love all you guys so much. -Huck (Husker)

x

[fictionkinfessions]

So I *am* a fictive? Specifically of Husk from Hazbin Hotel. Been here since the pilot. But I’m specifically Husk before he died I guess? So like I’m a person! And I’ve got so many memories that are just completely my own that I don’t even know if it’s right to call myself a fictive? Am I a brainmade? What am I???

Like my name isn’t Husk or Husker. It’s Huck. Huckleberry to be exact. And I do have memories of the lil guy, Alastor.

He was a demon disguised as a human. Lived with me for awhile.

And I’ve got memories of Tony, and his boyfriend. I don’t think his boyfriend ever ended up at the hotel. Well he did, but not canonically. He actually worked for me for awhile in hell.

But I’ve got my own memories of being in the army and my little group there. I miss my boys. Jacob, Jameson, and Wolfgang. Jacob was actually Alastor’s brother, but I didn’t fund that out until awhile agter he died. Jakey actually came back and haunted my ass as a poltergeist for awhile. Al helped deal with him. Rituals and salting the doors and whatnot.

Now that I’ve really wrote this out I don’t think I know why I’m saying all this. Maybe I just want my story told somewhere.

But to all my friends. Al, Anthony, Hedwyn, Jacob, Jameson, Wolfgang. I miss you all. And I really love you guys. I hope you’re all doing well. -Huck

x

[systemofchaos]

We are the System of Chaos!

We are a diagnosed Polyfragmented DID System! We collectively go by They/Them!

You can find individual blogs here:

Ghost Fictives: autism-ghost-flavored

Swiss Ghoul: smileyghoul

Johnny Cage: number-one-movie-star

Chris, Birkin, and Luis: residents-who-are-evil

Ethan Winters: ethan-winters-sideblog

Godspeed: woodland-stars

Argenti/Silver: old-rock-is-gold

Kaeya: the-ice-boy-ever

Romulus: not-a-dog-but-a-werewolf

Darukah: darukah-bloodmoon

Trevor: the-drunken-vampire-fucker

Gale: the-explosive-wizard

Alice/The Apprentice: chaotic-apprentice

God of Chance: mr-chancey-pants

Husker: the-old-tomcat

Henny Emmy: henry-emily-sideblog

Madpat: madpat-knows

[the-old-tomcat]

Would he still love me if I were a worm? -🥃

[poison-kisses]

M͙h͙m͙ 😚😚 I͙'͙d͙ w͙a͙n͙n͙a͙ b͙e͙ a͙ w͙o͙r͙m͙ w͙i͙t͙c͙h͙a͙

[the-old-tomcat]

Would we have a nice little worm hole in the ground where we could live? -🥃

[poison-kisses]

O͙f͙ c͙o͙u͙r͙s͙e͙ b͙a͙b͙e͙s͙!͙ 😚

[the-old-tomcat]

I’d bring you a nice leaf to consume if we were worms -🥃

[the-old-tomcat]

WE GOT THE CAT HIGH YOUR HONOR I AM SO SORRY ANGEL -⚡️

[the-old-tomcat]

Would he still love me if I were a worm? -🥃

[poison-kisses]

M͙h͙m͙ 😚😚 I͙'͙d͙ w͙a͙n͙n͙a͙ b͙e͙ a͙ w͙o͙r͙m͙ w͙i͙t͙c͙h͙a͙

[the-old-tomcat]

Would we have a nice little worm hole in the ground where we could live? -🥃

[the-old-tomcat]

Would he still love me if I were a worm? -🥃

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

oh mein gott my back is full of ouchenpainen

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[the-old-tomcat]

I’m reblogging this because it reminds me of Husker whenever he talks to Angel -⚡️

[the-old-tomcat]

Vinnie wanted me to ask everyone’s opinion. Are Ramen and Cup of Noodles different things? Vinnie says they are two separate things, I think they are both ramen. Idk man -🥃

[the-old-tomcat]

I don’t shitpost on here nearly enough. -🥃

[headspace-hotel]

Are you ANGRY??

Are you FULL OF RAGE???

Then you might enjoy LOOKING UP INVASIVE PLANT SPECIES IN YOUR AREA and BRUTALLY MURDERING THEM

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called "better than sex" but this year they changed it to "almost better than sex" which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

[the-old-tomcat]

Reminds me of Angel -🥃

[hazbinhotel-incorrect]

Alastor: I came to the Hazbin Hotel for the same reasons one would go to a zoo

*camera cuts to Angel Dust and Vaggie beating the shit out of each other*

Alastor: Look at that. Nature is beautiful

[the-old-tomcat]

Haha that sounds about right -🥃

[the-old-tomcat]

MORE SHIT THAT REMINDS ME OF PEOPLE I KNOW PART 2 THE DEER ASSHOLE

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[lilly-isnt-here-deactivated2022]

Nooooooooo :,( everytime I see this it makes me sad

@is-the-cat-video-cute can little beepo have a tiny bit of grease from the stove top?

[flourishingskeleton]

do YOU want to clean little beepo’s litterbox afterwards? you decide.